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#6551
5 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Man, I ate really well at this one Doner Party I went to 

Take it to the DT…

 

Oh wait… DONER. 
 

NM.

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#6552
A Charlie Kirk - Turning Point USA Senior Director who was also an Arizona Legislator just pled guilty to election fraud. https://t.co/Eeq69YYgn3

 

#6553
On 11/14/2025 at 6:44 AM, Dnaguy said:

Take it to the DT…

 

Oh wait… DONER. 
 

NM.

Donger?

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#6554
7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
A Charlie Kirk - Turning Point USA Senior Director who was also an Arizona Legislator just pled guilty to election fraud. https://t.co/Eeq69YYgn3

 

Misdemeanor? Rookie move.

#6557
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count. https://www.reuters.com/investigations/charlie-kirk-purge-how-600-americans-were-punished-pro-trump-crackdown-2025-11-19/

 

#6558

Okay, I will admit to knowing little about Kirk before he was shot, just enough to learn that his views are not mine, and now to me there is little aftermath about the shooting.

Granted, I'm older, and if there is any lingering danger associated with his beliefs it's in the chapters of Turning Po9int that might have gotten a bump from his shooting, but which I assume will go back to whatever level of knuckleheads in college want to waste time with such an organization.

Question:  How am I wrong if I think he's just going to be a forgotten symptom of our political decay in a couple of years?

#6559
32 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Question:  How am I wrong if I think he's just going to be a forgotten symptom of our political decay in a couple of years?

You're not wrong.  He's already been largely forgotten and it's been a couple of months.  The GQP used his death as a moment, but they don't actually care in the long run.  Another useful idiot for them.

#6563
58 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You're not wrong.  He's already been largely forgotten and it's been a couple of months.  The GQP used his death as a moment, but they don't actually care in the long run.  Another useful idiot for them.

Except you won’t forget him if you live in Westminster, CA where the mayor and majority city council, mostly of Vietnamese descent, renamed a street from All American Way to Charlie Kirk Way.

Fucking idiots.

#6564
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Charlie Kirk?  I thought that was obvious.

Is that the chick in the leather pants who’s fucking JD? I think I heard something about that.

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#6567

blake bednarz is gonna expose this whole thing!!!

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inferred lasers and antiseptic conspiracy theories. the simpsons writers couldn’t have come up with anything funnier.

#6569
🚨 URGENTTwo days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this person’s position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something…

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#6570
8 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:
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#6571
On 11/19/2025 at 8:24 AM, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Okay, I will admit to knowing little about Kirk before he was shot, just enough to learn that his views are not mine, and now to me there is little aftermath about the shooting.

Granted, I'm older, and if there is any lingering danger associated with his beliefs it's in the chapters of Turning Po9int that might have gotten a bump from his shooting, but which I assume will go back to whatever level of knuckleheads in college want to waste time with such an organization.

Question:  How am I wrong if I think he's just going to be a forgotten symptom of our political decay in a couple of years?

Georgetown HS has its own TPUSA chapter. I truly pity the high school kid that wants to attend a TPUSA meeting after school, but here we are. 

Hopefully, you're right and it'll end up being a waste of their funds. 

#6575

Seems pretty obvious to me that Kirk’s actual killer was JD Vance so JD could steal his family so he’d have a white family when he coups Trump to steal the presidency. Open your eyes sheeple!

#6576
3 hours ago, Ted Lange said:
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Does this woman not have anyone in her family that cares enough to get her some psychiatric help?

 

 She does seem to have some type of borderline or other personality disorder, so it’s very possible that she has alienated them all

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

he meant infrared 

Why have you inferred that

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#6577
I don’t X- what’s the “inferred” laser for and why does it need a mirror?

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#6579
7 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Is there ever going to be a trial or anything?

You mean after the shooter ends up dead in his jail cell?

#6580
23 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Seems pretty obvious to me that Kirk’s actual killer was JD Vance so JD could steal his family so he’d have a white family when he coups Trump to steal the presidency. Open your eyes sheeple!

That makes more sense than just about any of the other shit being thrown out there. 

#6581

Apparently Erika Kirk is preggo… or at least that’s the rumors floating around. Roughly 8 weeks… but ole Charlie was killed 10 weeks ago. [emoji848]

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#6582
4 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Apparently Erika Kirk is preggo… or at least that’s the rumors floating around. Roughly 8 weeks… but ole Charlie was killed 10 weeks ago. emoji848.png

Oh God please let the baby be black. 

#6584
37 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Apparently Erika Kirk is preggo… or at least that’s the rumors floating around. Roughly 8 weeks… but ole Charlie was killed 10 weeks ago. emoji848.png

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#6586
4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

They'll say it was an immaculate conception. 

Please let them try this. Let's just separate the dipshit class from team sanity with one simple litmus test. 

#6587
18 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Please let them try this. Let's just separate the dipshit class from team sanity with one simple litmus test. 

We have already had about 20 of those in last 8 years.

#6588
1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Oh God please let the baby be black. 

Any shade of brown will do.

#6589
2 hours ago, Goofyboy said:

Apparently Erika Kirk is preggo… or at least that’s the rumors floating around. Roughly 8 weeks… but ole Charlie was killed 10 weeks ago. emoji848.png

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#6590
3 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Please let them try this. Let's just separate the dipshit class from team sanity with one simple litmus test. 

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#6591
4 hours ago, Goofyboy said:

Apparently Erika Kirk is preggo… or at least that’s the rumors floating around. Roughly 8 weeks… but ole Charlie was killed 10 weeks ago. emoji848.png

Is this when they announce that her pregnancy will be 11 months so Charlie is the father.

#6592
4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Is this when they announce that her pregnancy will be 11 months so Charlie is the father.

Divine provenance 

#6593
2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Is this when they announce that her pregnancy will be 11 months so Charlie is the father.

They’re shit people.

They’ll induce labor to make the math work.

And then say it had ‘health issues’ to garner more sympathy and cover up the conspiracy while the baby is in the NICU for the needed months of cooking.

 

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#6594
4 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

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Please, baby Jesus, let the kid be born with eyeliner on. 

#6596
6 hours ago, South Austin said:

They'll say it was an immaculate conception. 

Franco Harris is the Father? 

#6599

This thread is like reading an AU liberal texags thread 

#6600
14 minutes ago, seven said:

This thread is like reading an AU liberal texags thread 

You misspelled "degenerate". 

 

Really a bottom barrel social media emotional outlet. Probably a net good that some of these lunatics have this little relatively obscure corner.  

 

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