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  • Y'all have lived in a sheltered bubble so long you have no idea what is coming. By 2030 it will be publically humiliating to identify yourself as a leftist. Over the past decade you've ceded all insti

  • What are you stupid? No one is talking about the 1st Amendment. What we ARE talking about is personal responsibility. You asked what generation I am from? I am from the generation where we never knew

  • May he receive the same level of compassion he extended towards other victims of gun violence. 

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#6953
8 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

In the near future, I fully expect to see her come out and slam dunk off a trampoline and the fire these hats into the crowd with one of those cannons....

#6954
15 minutes ago, speed817 said:

In the near future, I fully expect to see her come out and slam dunk off a trampoline and the fire these hats into the crowd with one of those cannons....

Go on...

#6955
Just now, Macanudo said:

Go on...

WIth the "basketball" being a severed head of an immigrant, and the hats proudly being "MADE IN THE USA" (aka Alligator Alcatraz pre-deportation slave camp). 

#6956
2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

WIth the "basketball" being a severed head of an immigrant, and the hats proudly being "MADE IN THE USA" (aka Alligator Alcatraz pre-deportation slave camp). 

Ok, but is she wearing something low cut that shows off some cleavage and a little bouncy-bouncy?   Or maybe an American flag bikini?

#6961
9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Is she pregnant with the immaculate conception or not?

You know what would be hysterically funny?   If the baby comes out with a 'fro.

#6962
On 12/15/2025 at 7:21 PM, Captain Ron said:

LOL, Defector took this "interview" apart today. Good stuff.

Gift link for you guys:

https://defector.com/cbs-news-hitches-its-wagon-to-these-two-duds?giftLink=d301acf6749da658441718e7ba7e25b6

 

The recap is 100x better than spending your time watching the real thing.

I love Defector. Not just for recaps like that, but overall. Best site I read each day.

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#6963
3 hours ago, speed817 said:

What time is the cross burning???

 

 

In my nearly 57 yrs on this Earth, I've never once had to apologize for being white. I have, however, and on numerous occasions, had to apologize for OTHER white people for the way they act.

#6964
You know what would be hysterically funny?   If the baby comes out with a 'fro.

Semi-Mojo
Who’s this kinky so-and-so?
#6966
4 hours ago, speed817 said:

What time is the cross burning???

 

 



I can't tell you the number of times that I, a white man who is the son of upper middle-class parents, have had to apologize for being white. Not to mention the discrimination! Worse than slavery! 

#6970
4 hours ago, speed817 said:

In the near future, I fully expect to see her come out and slam dunk off a trampoline and the fire these hats into the crowd with one of those cannons....

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#6973

I'm honestly impressed that every forgotten C-list entertainer hasn't jumped in on the MAGA grift. They're so desperate to add to their conservative celebrity roster, it's gotta be free money. But it's really only been the truly shameless/irrelevant.

#6975

I know this isn't breaking news but it does seem that JD is setting up the 2028 race as a referendum of white people vs everyone else. 

#6976
7 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I know this isn't breaking news but it does seem that JD is setting up the 2028 race as a referendum of white people vs everyone else. 

Yeah....it's not exactly news that the GQP is just a white christian nationalist party now.  

#6977
8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah....it's not exactly news that the GQP is just a white christian nationalist party now.  

They used to like to use terms like Judeo-Christian or traditional values to lock in with their crowd. "If you know, you know" type of statement. Now it's like f-it, lets just say vote for the white guy.

#6978
23 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Is she pregnant with the immaculate conception or not?

It doesn't matter. Absolutely no way she doesn't get an abortion if she's pregnant, anyway.

#6984
16 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Yeah....see....when y'all realize that "rapey" is a fucking QUALIFICATION, not a disqualifier, for MAGA....well, the whole movement makes a lot more sense.

Alpha men take what they want, from who they want, whenever they want.  Raping women, minors, whatever -- those are qualities to look for in selecting a leader.  If the candidate does NOT rape women and minors, then he's too weak and woke to be MAGA.

#6988
8 hours ago, speed817 said:

Update on Fulnecky and OU....

 

 

John's grammar makes me ragey. 

"cause".

Really?

How could you read that and not edit it to say "because".

#6989
4 minutes ago, Elvis said:

John's grammar makes me ragey. 

"cause".

Really?

How could you read that and not edit it to say "because".

 

Your failure to use a question mark on that last statement makes me ragey.

Ending a question with a period.

Really?

How could you read that and not edit it to replace the period with a question mark?

#6990
41 minutes ago, Elvis said:

John's grammar makes me ragey. 

"cause".

Really?

How could you read that and not edit it to say "because".

'cuz*

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#6991
50 minutes ago, Elvis said:

John's grammar makes me ragey. 

"cause".

Really?

How could you read that and not edit it to say "because".

Punctuation goes inside the quotation marks. 

#6992
4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Check out this video.  I started it at the Russel Brand part, but the whole show is pretty mind blowing.  Rod Stewart, Noel Gallagher, and some American actor.

 

#6993
2 hours ago, Elvis said:

John's grammar makes me ragey. 

"cause".

Really?

How could you read that and not edit it to say "because".

That's your takeaway from his post? *
Dumbass. **

* Notice the question mark at the end of the sentence. Because while it was rhetorical, that line was still a question.
** Now this one is a little more complicated. I should have said, "You are a dumbass." However, I chose to take a little artistic license in order to be more brief and to reference a gif made famous by Debra Jo Rupp in her portrayal of Kitty Forman in That '70s Show.

#6994

I’m going to confess that I wasn’t super familiar with Charlie Kirk before he was assassinated.  I thought this thread would have fallen off the first page after 3 or 4 weeks and here we are 140 pages later and it’s still near the top.

#6995
2 hours ago, BingoDinoDNA said:

Punctuation goes inside the quotation marks. 

Except question marks.

#6997
1 hour ago, tx ind said:

I’m going to confess that I wasn’t super familiar with Charlie Kirk before he was assassinated.  I thought this thread would have fallen off the first page after 3 or 4 weeks and here we are 140 pages later and it’s still near the top.

Somehow, even we underestimated the right's messy bitch cat fights and shameless grifting opportunities that would come from this.

#7000
15 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Except question marks.

It actually depends whether the quote contains the entirety of the question or if the sentence containing the quote also is a question.

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