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  • Y'all have lived in a sheltered bubble so long you have no idea what is coming. By 2030 it will be publically humiliating to identify yourself as a leftist. Over the past decade you've ceded all insti

  • What are you stupid? No one is talking about the 1st Amendment. What we ARE talking about is personal responsibility. You asked what generation I am from? I am from the generation where we never knew

  • May he receive the same level of compassion he extended towards other victims of gun violence. 

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26 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Is Starbucks woke or something?  I thought they were Big Coffee.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DO4IyI3ktYb/?hl=en

and

https://www.instagram.com/p/DO4SfJHkuTP/?hl=en

holy shit what a couple of clowns 🤣..."I'll summon PATRIOTS to surround this place!" 

doesn't Starbucks have video proof that it never happened? 

at least they admitted it was all about social media/going viral. 

morons 🙄

6 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

They left the trash for others to pick up. You can decide for yourself who they consider the others to be.

Job creation. Trickledown economics ya dummy.

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Just making shit up…

 

Henri Paul secretly murdered Princess Diana over her love for Kirk. The late queen was simply keeping the passion and spirit of her late ex daughter in law alive. 

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Not sure if this is just bad art or an intentionally poor drawing.

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46 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Just making shit up…

 

 

Well, that's the most ridiculous thing I've seen all day.

 

42 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

The next post says "Hold my beer"

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51 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Just making shit up…

 

Is there a link missing? Those words in "quotes", where did they come from?

38 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Not sure if this is just bad art or an intentionally poor drawing.

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Took me, like, 3 hours to finish the shading on his upper gums. it's probably the best drawing I've ever done. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

54 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Just making shit up…

 

This is the dumbest shit ever. 

8 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

 

Well, that's the most ridiculous thing I've seen all day.

 

 

The next post says "Hold my beer"

Did you miss the Kirk "Superman neck" discussion?

7 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Did you miss the Kirk "Superman neck" discussion?

That's fair. I just loved those two posts back-to-back.

8 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I'd love to know their solutions for alleviating the effects of centuries of racial discrimination and preferential treatment.

Pretty sure they would work the term "free market" into their solution in some form.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

I thought it was wrong to celebrate his death?  I don't know anyone that shot off fireworks, took off work, got drunk, or anything like that.  Yet here's old dotard going all out in celebration.

holy shit what a couple of clowns [emoji1787]..."I'll summon PATRIOTS to surround this place!" 
doesn't Starbucks have video proof that it never happened? 
at least they admitted it was all about social media/going viral. 
morons [emoji849]

Yes, this was proven to be totally false.

POTUS: I hate hundreds of millions of Americans. 
 

press:  Trump speaks at Kirk memorial “he did not hate his opponents. He wanted the best for them.”

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It’s normal when half the country hates the President.  
It’s not normal when the President hates half the country.  

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2 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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This is exactly what people should be doing.  These dumb motherfuckers will believe anything if they think “their guy” said it.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Just making shit up…

 

Clickhole badly needs to do a CK column with QEII.

https://clickhole.com/i-didmt-enjoy-ozzu-osbruns-muslix-but-we-broth-were-brintish-and-both-lived-a-ronk-and-rolls-lifestylm-by-queen-elizabeth-ii/
 

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While presumably I did not enjoY his musicle , because of how it Sounded So Weird , Ozzu and I shared Many think in common ,,,each more in common than the last. , for Exantle…We both shared a love of the Same Hat . hat  .   b              b        and          jm   b       we both some kinda Queen m , while I was queen Of Eggland he was Known as The Queen Of Tooting The Harmonica ,   and  ,   we both enjoined a Rock n  ROlaids lifestyle 

 

He cop a feel while he was up there???

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3 minutes ago, speed817 said:

He cop a feel while he was up there???

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White man's overbite

 

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I thought it was wrong to celebrate his death?  I don't know anyone that shot off fireworks, took off work, got drunk, or anything like that.  Yet here's old dotard going all out in celebration.

Well I have to admit when a certain dotard dies I will be shooting fireworks, getting drunk and singing loudly in the yard.

26 minutes ago, speed817 said:

He cop a feel while he was up there???

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will ferrell comedy GIF

2 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

Well I have to admit when a certain dotard dies I will be shooting fireworks, getting drunk and singing loudly in the yard.

It’s what @YGIFS would have wanted. 

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It’s what @YGIFS would have wanted. 

He would be disappointed in the noticeable absence of a pile of cocaine the size of a housecat. 

37 minutes ago, speed817 said:

He cop a feel while he was up there???

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Is he nutting?

6 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I just hate people now…

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Hate is wrong. 
Pity for absolutely most moronic people ever to grace the earth is not wrong. 

11 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I just hate people now…

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AI servers about to crash making that noggin look normal.

I can’t wait until @Enchubben and @Texasborn91 come to explain how the political ral…….. errrrrr I mean funeral was taken out of context. 

I think we are almost at 10 days of Tyler Robinson being in custody. Is he still not cooperating? No more updates besides that one text conversation? 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, tchookem said:
4 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I hate that it once again falls on black people to tell it like it is. I hate that I'm too much of a coward to do the same. I hate that black people have to be brave for me, in part because (I'm assuming) their thoughts are, "What else are they going to do to us?".

Variations of this sermon were preached in hundreds of black churches all across the country over the last two weeks. 

15 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

I can’t wait until @Enchubben and @Texasborn91 come to explain how the political ral…….. errrrrr I mean funeral was taken out of context. 

Don’t worry I didn’t watch. 

Variations of this sermon were preached in hundreds of black churches all across the country over the last two weeks. 
I've seen more than a couple of them. I just saw a clip from one of those pastors sharing what this past week turned into after going viral. One of the things he mentioned was keeping the congregation safe. It made me realize (again) the load we (I) ask black people to carry.
1 minute ago, Texasborn91 said:

Don’t worry I didn’t watch. 

So you skipped today’s indoctrination? 
 

Look I’m fucking with you but you seemed to say he was just bringing up race to get conversation started. However after seeing everything he posted about DEI, white persons slot and white replacement and how w blacks were better off in the 40’s can you admit he is obviously racist? 

38 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I just hate people now…

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I’d be very happy if he led the orange douchebag to meet Jesus

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On 9/11/2025 at 5:19 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

I'm sorry your little incel Messiah got got.  Well, not really.

EAT FUCK YOU COCK SMOKER

 

What part of being a dad makes you think he was an incel.

FUCK EVERY ONE OF YOU DIPSHITS WHO CELEBRATE VIOLENCE

CR still having a normal one in here I see. 

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