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5 minutes ago, Zeus said:

 

is there a tldw for what this is about?

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Of course.

State rep's bill would punish colleges financially if they don't rename roads after Charlie Kirk

The threat that failure to comply would result in the withholding of state funding gives the bill real teeth

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/state-reps-bill-would-punish-colleges-financially-dont-rename-roads-after-charlie-kirk

Are there any streets named after Jesus?!?!

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4 minutes ago, Chopper said:

is there a tldw for what this is about?

It's about Zeus being WAY too online and falling for insane conspiracies and propaganda.

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24 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Of course.

State rep's bill would punish colleges financially if they don't rename roads after Charlie Kirk

The threat that failure to comply would result in the withholding of state funding gives the bill real teeth

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/state-reps-bill-would-punish-colleges-financially-dont-rename-roads-after-charlie-kirk

Does it have to be "Charlie Kirk Blvd" or would something like "Charlie's Gaping Neck Wound Ave." also meet the requirement?

If it goes to the federal level they'll try to rename every MLK street in Kirk's honor.  I'm not joking.

7 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Does it have to be "Charlie Kirk Blvd" or would something like "Charlie's Gaping Neck Wound Ave." also meet the requirement?

Charlie Kirk Should've Been Publicly Executed Oh He Was Avenue

59 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

If it goes to the federal level they'll try to rename every MLK street in Kirk's honor.  I'm not joking.

MAGA Loser King Blvd., they won't even have to change the street signs.

 

1 hour ago, Gap03 said:

Does it have to be "Charlie Kirk Blvd" or would something like "Charlie's Gaping Neck Wound Ave." also meet the requirement?

Should probably name some Tunnel that. 

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

is there a tldw for what this is about?

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16 hours ago, tchookem said:

Prove me wrong.

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I saw a blurb that M&Ms is introducing a new flavor.  That will have MAGA all up in arms this time next week.

I really want to post something on this thread, but I don't want to get a time out.

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Breaking news re: Charlie Kirk: 

 

 

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there’s a pride fest in my town this week, and in was just going through to block everyone who reacted to a post about it with the mad or crying face. Shocked I tell you.

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25 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Breaking news re: Charlie Kirk: 

 

 

heavenisfun.com?  BIG LOL

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Breaking news re: Charlie Kirk: 

 

 

This morning I was praying and saw the Texas offensive line give up no sacks against OU.

On 10/9/2025 at 2:30 PM, Hank Kingsley said:

Breaking news re: Charlie Kirk: 

 

 

Charlie Kirk is Mr Hands.   It all makes sense now.  

1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Nowhere near constitutional 

 

 

 

neither is the supreme court.

Cam any one link to a decent, fair article on Charlie Kirk's viewpoints.  I didn't waste a second getting to know what those views were when he was alive, and while what little I have learned since his death hasn't impressed me much, I wouldn't mind reading a longer profile on the guy and his views.

On 9/21/2025 at 10:22 PM, Pimphand said:

FUCK EVERY ONE OF YOU DIPSHITS WHO CELEBRATE VIOLENCE

Another day without a racist shit goblin on this earth is a good day 

On 10/8/2025 at 8:45 PM, tchookem said:

Prove me wrong.

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the stooge still has use 

1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Is the statue trying to represent Jesus not being able to stop the bullet that killed Charlie?

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2 hours ago, Nivek said:

neither is the supreme court.

Yep. And the absence of a protected Constitution renders these years, and the events that occur(ed) outside Constitutional remedy.

As an example, when the National Parks get sold, the day will come when they are returned to the people, without recompense.

2 hours ago, Mileslong said:

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It looks like Jesus is taking care of business.

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3 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Is the statue trying to represent Jesus not being able to stop the bullet that killed Charlie?

Not with that hole in his hand, he ain't 

I'm an American and I'm glad that Charlie Kirk is burning in hell. I'm also glad that that moron woman that got killed on January 6th is there too. 

I'm an American and I'm glad that Charlie Kirk is burning in hell. I'm also glad that that moron woman that got killed on January 6th is there too. 

And Rush Limbaugh!!!
On 10/9/2025 at 2:30 PM, Hank Kingsley said:

Breaking news re: Charlie Kirk: 

 

 

Yeah, these are lunatics.

10 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Cam any one link to a decent, fair article on Charlie Kirk's viewpoints.  I didn't waste a second getting to know what those views were when he was alive, and while what little I have learned since his death hasn't impressed me much, I wouldn't mind reading a longer profile on the guy and his views.

In front of mainstream media he was all fake Christian shit. (He wasn’t on much)

in front of magat media and his podcasts he was full on racist, homophonic, stupid and crazy. You know, typical magat.

13 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, these are lunatics.

Slow your roll there.

Personally I have seen the light and my lawyers are negotiating with god for what size Hatteras I get. 

5 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

I'm an American and I'm glad that Charlie Kirk is burning in hell. I'm also glad that that moron woman that got killed on January 6th is there too. 

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11 hours ago, Mileslong said:

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Someone needs to make stickers of that yellow sign and slap them on the statue regularly. 

Serious question: where is Jesus's other hand...?

 

12 hours ago, Mileslong said:

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Are they trying to insinuate that the bullet also went through Jesus’ hand? Weirdos

Are they trying to insinuate that the bullet also went through Jesus’ hand? Weirdos

I guess Jesus of Aragon”s hand couldn’t protect his neck because there was already a hole in it…
On 10/8/2025 at 7:19 PM, Derka said:

 

They are all in on selling stupid, tame, yellow (cowardly) Americans on the frightful threat of Antifa (illusory, of course. That's their favorite boogey man.) murdering all the good people. To the rational, the above is just another goofy right wing anecdote. Antifa is terrorizing our heroic ICE agents terrorists. They're assassinating the pure of soul like Charlie Kirk. They're polluting our bodily fluids.

We've watched them invent the liberal threat to weave a hate quilt to turn their political party into a cult. Now they invent Antifa so they can round up whoever they want with the same ease of blowing up unarmed boats in the Gulf/Caribbean. 

This is really bad. The shroud descends heavy and dark. And so fucking fast.

16 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Serious question: where is Jesus's other hand...?

 

You don't get the horse ranch without a full cavity search.

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He's already dead.  That's how much this country cares about the sanctity of human life!

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Terrorist tanks ^ and American bombs! Lookout below!

Look how surgically it

destroys several buildings!

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Antifa will be the GOP's Hamas. White men are very dangerous when you threaten their grip or make them sad about their history.

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, these are lunatics.

Did HeavenIsFun.com give it away?

34 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:

Are they trying to insinuate that the bullet also went through Jesus’ hand? Weirdos

Pre-existing injury. And he doesn’t have the healing powers of Trump. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Pre-existing injury. And he doesn’t have the healing powers of Trump. 

Well he'll get denied health insurance coverage then.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well he'll get denied health insurance coverage then.

As he should, since he’s not an American and doesn’t have any kind of legal documentation to be in the United States. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

As he should, since he’s not an American and doesn’t have any kind of legal documentation to be in the United States. 

How dare you sir.  He's as American as apple pie and AR-15s.

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