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Waiting on @bolverk to share his thoughts on which posters in this thread he would find it uncouth to share time with around his kids at a tailgate. 

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You guys want an echo chamber bubble. 

It's ok to have someone checking your worst base inclinations from time to time. 

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2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

You guys want an echo chamber bubble. 

It's ok to have someone checking your worst base inclinations from time to time. 

Hardly anyone here condoned the killing of Kirk.

A lot of people declared him a piece of shit.

The two are not the same.

12 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Hardly anyone here condoned the killing of Kirk.

A lot of people declared him a piece of shit.

The two are not the same.

Man Twice, you have really gone off the deep end. I sincerely hope that you are doing ok. 

This is the degen shit from posters here that you are running interference for. 

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

cold new song just dropped

 

Edited by Anastasis

Thursday night happy hour was lit, but all the co-workers have gone home I see. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

 

This is the degen shit you from posters here that you are doing apologia for. 

Yo, you from dipshitland: Speak english, motherfucker. 

3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Yo, you from dipshitland: Speak english, motherfucker. 

I tried to edit it and make it more accessible for you. 

7 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I tried to edit it and make it more accessible for you. 

So why you hella slow?

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

So why you hella slow?

Post more tweets and bluesky. I understand you have to outsource original thoughts. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

Post more tweets and bluesky. I understand you have to outsource original thoughts. 

Thank you. Posting illiterate rambling nonsense like you would be my preference but I don't get paid by the word. 

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2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Just checking on the degen shit status. Good to see y'all keep up your stamina. I'll check back in a couple more weeks. 

What normal person would ever want to stop or feel bad about shitting on a racist?!

41 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

No. No there is not. 

I had that stupid motherfucker on ignore for years. I don't recall which thread caused me to take him off. Time to rectify my error. 

2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I had that stupid motherfucker on ignore for years. I don't recall which thread caused me to take him off. Time to rectify my error. 

You’re a garbage brained idiot. Please put me on ignore. 

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9 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Hardly anyone here condoned the killing of Kirk.

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Certainly under the old paradigm. As a reflex, I condemned the murder.

Now, upon reflection?

People are actively, knowingly working to destroy the republic that I was born in. 

They promote violent prejudice against decent persons of color both citizens and non-citizens.

They characterize persons who vote as I have as radical, dangerous, and violent.

They are responsible for stochastic terrorism in my country.

They've chosen the vilest man they could find to be their face and define them.

The new paradigm, IMHO, is open war. They've declared a large portion of their fellow citizens to be the enemy.

How can I view them in any other way? Violent destroyers of nations should expect the same in return.

Fuck this guy. Fuck all of them. Fuck peace.

9 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Man Twice, you have really gone off the deep end. I sincerely hope that you are doing ok. 

This is the degen shit from posters here that you are running interference for. 

Funny but poor taste. I didn't watch the video but laughed at Charlie Squirt. Wit goes a long way in balancing out poor taste.

Plus, I hate political correctness and the wokies harshing just a little plain fun.

9 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Man Twice, you have really gone off the deep end. I sincerely hope that you are doing ok. 

This is the degen shit from posters here that you are running interference for. 

I mean, he called it "cold."  It wasn't "hey check this banger from the internet, glad Kirk's dead."

I've been in and out of this thread, not taking data for my regression analysis.

My sense of it, though, is very few condoned his death.  And the above doesn't contradict me.

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jesus wept…and so did this guy:

 

4 minutes ago, Derka said:

jesus wept…and so did this guy:

 


“…You Snot cryin’ for that motherfucker?!”

lol!

I almost spit my coffee out.

11 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Man Twice, you have really gone off the deep end. I sincerely hope that you are doing ok. 

This is the degen shit from posters here that you are running interference for. 

Okay but, I mean objectively, you have to admit "Protect your neck, should have listened to the Wu Tang" is a Pulitzer worthy lyric.

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This is still accurate. Not exactly a surprise.

5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Okay but, I mean objectively, you have to admit "Protect your neck, should have listened to the Wu Tang" is a Pulitzer worthy lyric.

With the caveat that there's not a lot of rap or hip hop I like that came out post-1990 or so but the song is absolutely awesome. 

2 hours ago, Derka said:

jesus wept…and so did this guy:

 

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3 hours ago, Chopper said:

With the caveat that there's not a lot of rap or hip hop I like that came out post-1990

Jesus Christ. Maybe it is better if you just recycle takes from twitter, cause your own takes are terrible. 

15 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Is there a more annoying poster in the entire history of surly than Anastasis? 

 

15 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

No. No there is not. 

Not annoying to me because I don’t see his posts. You should try it sometime. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

Not annoying to me because I don’t see his posts. You should try it sometime. 

No shit. I have his posts blocked as well. It's the rest of the board who find it fun to quote his nonsense. We'd all be better off putting him on ignore and not giving him oxygen.

7 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

No shit. I have his posts blocked as well. It's the rest of the board who find it fun to quote his nonsense.

Stop being so fragile. Although it’s probably an interesting feedback loop to only see quoted content, which tends be selected and to happen esp in the CR when the quoting poster gets triggered. 

Still a dead as fuck piece of shit? Hell yea bruther

13 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

This is still accurate. Not exactly a surprise.

Seriously. Go back and look how excited he was about the "war" that this "political extremist" assassin started.

54 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Stop being so fragile. Although it’s probably an interesting feedback loop to only see quoted content, which tends be selected and to happen esp in the CR when the quoting poster gets triggered. 

Guys, let's do shots and get crazy. : r/IASIP

15 hours ago, Dnaguy said:


“…You Snot cryin’ for that motherfucker?!”

lol!

I almost spit my coffee out.

Now, that’s a weapons grade butter biscuit there. Damn.

10 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Seriously. Go back and look how excited he was about the "war" that this "political extremist" assassin started.

Remember he assured us that this event had locked up the 2028 election?

Apart from not being Jason Aldean, why are they mad about Bad Bunny?

1 minute ago, Celery Man said:

Apart from not being Jason Aldean, why are they mad about Bad Bunny?

He's brown, songs are in Spanish and he's from Puerto Rico (which many of them are too stupid to realize is a part of this country)

3 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Apart from not being Jason Aldean, why are they mad about Bad Bunny?

Foreigners are bad, mkay?!

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

he's from Puerto Rico (which many of them are too stupid to realize is a part of this country)

I have seen countless tweets from actual people who don't know that Puerto Rico is a US territory. 

On 9/17/2025 at 9:38 AM, troph said:

good bye.

Bye, I guess. Come back soon. I don't know what happened.

On 10/21/2025 at 8:40 AM, Chopper said:

Bye, I guess. Come back soon. I don't know what happened.

This administration is directing hate towards a specific type of person. 

On 10/16/2025 at 4:47 PM, Hookah Horns said:

Is there a more annoying poster in the entire history of surly than Anastasis? 

It's only annoying if you read it. It's not worth reading or responding to. The entire schtick is based on taking an obscure stance that that poster knows will invite people to respond to so that their vitriol and contempt for people can come out. It's the same thing every single time. Reading someone who takes absurd stances just to argue and get attention is just not worth the time or effort. Go look at a montage of women @Vic Mackey is smashing instead.

On 10/18/2025 at 3:31 PM, Cousin Strawberry said:

I have seen countless tweets from actual people who don't know that Puerto Rico is a US territory. 

something about telling that teaching lady the only 3 letters one needed to learn were U, S, and A.

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