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21 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

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Tucker going after TPUSA is the Christmas gift we all deserved.

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OK, I'm just gonna ask, when is someone going to start shooting some of these unconstitutional fucks?

State sanctioned racist/homophobic/misogynist/xenophobic groups in high schools and on college campuses. Cool, cool, cool. Seems vaguely familiar. 

They talk about TP as if it's the Boy Scouts or MYF or something.  For fuck's sake it's a political organization.

That's the other thing about Kirk, he was nothing more than a politico and a lightweight at that.  Not even a George Will or Wm. F. Buckley.

Also, I think there are 1A problems with this.  Big-time, bro.

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15 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

They talk about TP as if it's the Boy Scouts or MYF or something.  For fuck's sake it's a political organization.

That's the other thing about Kirk, he was nothing more than a politico and a lightweight at that.  Not even a George Will or Wm. F. Buckley.

Also, I think there are 1A problems with this.  Big-time, bro.


you think the 6 conservatives on SCOTUS would have a first amendment problem with this?

I find that highly unlikely 

OK, I'm just gonna ask, when is someone going to start shooting some of these unconstitutional fucks?

Charlie Kirk ring a bell?
2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

They talk about TP as if it's the Boy Scouts or MYF or something.  For fuck's sake it's a political organization.

That's the other thing about Kirk, he was nothing more than a politico and a lightweight at that.  Not even a George Will or Wm. F. Buckley.

Also, I think there are 1A problems with this.  Big-time, bro.

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1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:


Charlie Kirk ring a bell?

He aint the one continuing the agenda.

On 12/6/2025 at 4:08 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:



That’s some messy bitch level gossip but….. Still alive?

Somebody needs to take a break from the meth, mdma, and poppers for a hot minute. 

14 hours ago, freyguy said:

OK, I'm just gonna ask, when is someone going to start shooting some of these unconstitutional fucks?

Their own brainwashed nutjobs end up turning on them. 

Remember when everyone was scared the killing of Kirk was going to spark some sort of republican revolution? 

Yeah, these people are too vile to ever get along with each other. This is all they know how to do. This is why functioning governments and societies put them down and toss them into the corner as extremist nutjobs. 

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3 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


Charlie Kirk ring a bell?

Not anymore.

I was thinking about Texas & MAGA a few days ago, wondering if (or how much of) this has it's roots in Waco 1993. Then yesterday - in response to seeing the story about Abbott & Patrick's Hitler Youth plans - I got this text from my buddy who knows several Texas billionaires:

"This whole Texas maga cult is Branch Davidians 2.0 with lots of money".

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

Their own brainwashed nutjobs end up turning on them. 

Remember when everyone was scared the killing of Kirk was going to spark some sort of republican revolution? 

Yeah, these people are too vile to ever get along with each other. This is all they know how to do. This is why functioning governments and societies put them down and toss them into the corner as extremist nutjobs. 

My favorite part about this thread is that, as morbid, tasteless, disrespectful, and in poor humor as its gotten at times, it's Kirk's own "colleagues" and brethren--the ones that are supposed to be uniting around his memory--that we simply can't compete when it comes to being vile, ghoulish, conspiracy-addicted, opportunistic, shameless degenerates.

2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

My favorite part about this thread is that, as morbid, tasteless, disrespectful, and in poor humor as its gotten at times, it's Kirk's own "colleagues" and brethren--the ones that are supposed to be uniting around his memory--that we simply can't compete when it comes to being vile, ghoulish, conspiracy-addicted, opportunistic, shameless degenerates.

Not sure one can be disrespectful to a dead racist barely room temp IQ shitbag 

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5 hours ago, wood said:

I was thinking about Texas & MAGA a few days ago, wondering if (or how much of) this has it's roots in Waco 1993. Then yesterday - in response to seeing the story about Abbott & Patrick's Hitler Youth plans - I got this text from my buddy who knows several Texas billionaires:

"This whole Texas maga cult is Branch Davidians 2.0 with lots of money".

The problem for them is most high school kids are concerned with things that have nothing to do with politics and Christianity, in fact the opposite.

Texas is trying like hell to ban social media for the 18 and under crowd, because they know how most kids will view the TPUSA incels.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

The problem for them is most high school kids are concerned with things that have nothing to do with politics and Christianity, in fact the opposite.

Texas is trying like hell to ban social media for the 18 and under crowd, because they know how most kids will view the TPUSA incels.

Well, the thing is, like Young Life, there was a vague notion among high school kids that it might be virtuous and that a lot of cool kids were doing it.  But very few of them were actually very devout.  Same kinda deal with FCA.

Like Bozo said, kids that age are trying on costumes.

This might result in quite a few more R votes from 18 year olds than otherwise.

15 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

They talk about TP as if it's the Boy Scouts or MYF or something.  For fuck's sake it's a political organization.

That's the other thing about Kirk, he was nothing more than a politico and a lightweight at that.  Not even a George Will or Wm. F. Buckley.

Also, I think there are 1A problems with this.  Big-time, bro.

You're adorable, bro.

12 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

More like Half-Necky award, amirite?

Hole-Necky award

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, the thing is, like Young Life, there was a vague notion among high school kids that it might be virtuous and that a lot of cool kids were doing it.  But very few of them were actually very devout.  Same kinda deal with FCA.

Like Bozo said, kids that age are trying on costumes.

This might result in quite a few more R votes from 18 year olds than otherwise.

I was “in” young life for one reason. The hottest girl in school was there. 

There was a Young Life "rep" that used to hang around our HS all the time. Like would just stroll in and hang out with the kids during lunch. Mid 20's guy. Creepy as fuck. The school admins just let him walk in and do whatever he wanted all the time. No doubt in my mind that he was a pedo. 

3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

There was a Young Life "rep" that used to hang around our HS all the time. Like would just stroll in and hang out with the kids during lunch. Mid 20's guy. Creepy as fuck. The school admins just let him walk in and do whatever he wanted all the time. No doubt in my mind that he was a pedo. 

Yeah, we had a couple of those. They both seemed actually real and honest and nice. Never got a pedo vibe. Just a doofus Bible vibe. Which I understand is a fine line. 

5 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

There was a Young Life "rep" that used to hang around our HS all the time. Like would just stroll in and hang out with the kids during lunch. Mid 20's guy. Creepy as fuck. The school admins just let him walk in and do whatever he wanted all the time. No doubt in my mind that he was a pedo. 

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13 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


Charlie Kirk ring a bell?

one down, 77,302,579 to go

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I was “in” young life for one reason. The hottest girl in school was there. 

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I was “in” young life for one reason. The hottest girl in school was there. 

2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

There was a Young Life "rep" that used to hang around our HS all the time. Like would just stroll in and hang out with the kids during lunch. Mid 20's guy. Creepy as fuck. The school admins just let him walk in and do whatever he wanted all the time. No doubt in my mind that he was a pedo. 

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I meet a youth minister, I immediately think there’s a solid chance they’re a pedophile.

Especially the ones who still dress like early 2000’s hipsters.

10 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

There was a Young Life "rep" that used to hang around our HS all the time. Like would just stroll in and hang out with the kids during lunch. Mid 20's guy. Creepy as fuck. The school admins just let him walk in and do whatever he wanted all the time. No doubt in my mind that he was a pedo. 

We used to go to Young Life in high school. I never paid attention to any of the bullshit they were trying to teach us, but we went because of the chicks that were in the group. It was indeed a good place to pick up chicks.

So, as I posted in the other thread, I kind of doubt that these TP chapters are going to produce a bunch of long-term fascists.

But, it will probably produce a few GOP votes from those doing it to try to get poon.  Or at least get near poon.

So maybe long term it helps limit the manufacture and distribution of incels?

Or still just a place for the soches/jocks/ preppies/yuppies to self select their peer group and not have to be around the band/gaming nerds, poors, or minorities?

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Absolutely the clearest and most precise political statement of this century.  (Okay, she got the fraction wrong, but still)

“You know, to just be grossly generalistic, you could put half of Trump’s supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables. Right?” Clinton said. “The racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic—you name it. And unfortunately there are people like that. And he has lifted them up.”

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

But, it will probably produce a few GOP votes from those doing it to try to get poon.  Or at least get near poon.

Surely you mean that it will produce a few GOP votes for those trying to get poon, failing miserably at it, and needing someone to tell them that it's not their fault? 

Hard to imagine any two words in the English dictionary glue a 17 year-old's legs together tighter than "young Republican."

6 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

So, as I posted in the other thread, I kind of doubt that these TP chapters are going to produce a bunch of long-term fascists.

But, it will probably produce a few GOP votes from those doing it to try to get poon.  Or at least get near poon.

I’ve done a lot of dumb shit in my life to get poon…..

8 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Surely you mean that it will produce a few GOP votes for those trying to get poon, failing miserably at it, and needing someone to tell them that it's not their fault? 

Hard to imagine any two words in the English dictionary glue a 17 year-old's legs together tighter than "young Republican."

I'm pretty sure TPUSA chapters are giant sausage fests. 

3 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

I’ve done a lot of dumb shit in my life to get poon…..

Username checks out 

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why. Is. His. Face. So. Small. 

Butt babies have malformed faces due the more narrow nature of a butthole.
You should show some sensitivity. ESP considering December is Butt Baby Awareness Month 

36 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why. Is. His. Face. So. Small. 

*Was. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why. Is. His. Face. So. Small. 

Dude. It's like you're inside my brain. I was just gonna post the same thing.

The bullet hole in is neck is bigger than his face. 

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This lady is such a fraud (Bari Weiss too). The eyes, man. 

 

Weiss: “One of the most alarming things about Charlie’s murder was about how people reacted to it.”   I would think that the murder itself would be #1 alarming aspect and there’s not a close second worth listing.

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...just days after the posthumous release of her husband's last book, "Stop, in the Name of God: Why Honoring the Sabbath Will Transform Your Life."

Hahahaha

On 12/10/2025 at 8:46 AM, TwiceHorn said:

So, as I posted in the other thread, I kind of doubt that these TP chapters are going to produce a bunch of long-term fascists.

But, it will probably produce a few GOP votes from those doing it to try to get poon.  Or at least get near poon.

So we have finally solved the Male Loneliness Epidemic?

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