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I just realized I've aged out of the target demo. I guess it's back to my Colonial Penn life insurance commercials on MeTV

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17 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I just realized I've aged out of the target demo. I guess it's back to my Colonial Penn life insurance commercials on MeTV

 

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40 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I just realized I've aged out of the target demo. I guess it's back to my Colonial Penn life insurance commercials on MeTV

Let me guess.  While watching MASH or some other 70's programming.

 

 

5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Let me guess.  While watching MASH or some other 70's programming.

 

 

Few years back we were playing with an antenna to look at broadcast TV. There were all sorts of stations that would come and go over the course of a few months. I found one that was 24 hours of Blacksploitation movies. Beautiful photography, fine music, they were mostly just regular detective movies except a couple of the cast were Black and got front billing. I felt like I was back in Westside Jr. High for a few weeks, then poof, another "live" costume jewelry sale.

16 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Let me guess.  While watching MASH or some other 70's programming.

 

 

60's.  Andy Griffith Show.  My kids act like I'm watching a silent movie.

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1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

60's.  Andy Griffith Show.  My kids act like I'm watching a silent movie.

I'm dragging my daughter to watch the Marx Brothers at Vidiots in Eagle Rock after Xmas. She's waging a revolt.

7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

60's.  Andy Griffith Show.  My kids act like I'm watching a silent movie.

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8 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

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Yeah.

Demonic removes her agency in this.

She sucks. She chose to suck. 
Ain’t got notthin’ to do with no demons.

reminds me a bit of a song called bullet by the old misfits

President's bullet-ridden body in the street

Ride, Johnny ride

Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete

Ride, Johnny ride

Johnny's wife is floundering

Johnny's wife is scared

Run, Jackie run

Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead

Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head

Texas is the reason that the president's dead

You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck

President's bullet-ridden body in the street

Ride, Johnny ride

Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete

Ride, Johnny ride

Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead

Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head

Texas is the reason that the president's dead

You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck

Arise Jackie O, Jonathan F. Kennedy

Well, arise and be shot down

The dirt's gonna be your dessert

My cum be your life source

And the only way to get it

Is to suck or fuck

Or be poor and devoid

And masturbate me

Masturbate me

Then slurp it from your palm

Like a dry desert soaking up rain

Soaking up the sun

Like a dry desert soaking up rain

Soaking up sun

12 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

reminds me a bit of a song called bullet by the old misfits

President's bullet-ridden body in the street

Ride, Johnny ride

Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete

Ride, Johnny ride

Johnny's wife is floundering

Johnny's wife is scared

Run, Jackie run

Texas is an outrage when your khusband is dead

Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head

Texas is the reason that the president's dead

You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck

President's bullet-ridden body in the street

Ride, Johnny ride

Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete

Ride, Johnny ride

Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead

Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head

Texas is the reason that the president's dead

You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck

Arise Jackie O, Jonathan F. Kennedy

Well, arise and be shot down

The dirt's gonna be your dessert

My cum be your life source

And the only way to get it

Is to suck or fuck

Or be poor and devoid

And masturbate me

Masturbate me

Then slurp it from your palm

Like a dry desert soaking up rain

Soaking up the sun

Like a dry desert soaking up rain

Soaking up sun

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11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yep, these people used to be confined to the back rooms of bookstores or student unions or some cheap restaurant late at night. They very clearly knew their views were not mainstream, and it was not easy to spread them around.  Here in 2025, they can blast it out to all of their relatives at no cost, within seconds, not to mention around the world.

Also, thanks to a con man, they started to vote and thereby try to impose their batshittery on the rest of us.

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

60's.  Andy Griffith Show.  My kids act like I'm watching a silent movie.

When I was a kid, I thought Andy Griffith show and happy days were made contemporaneously to the periods in which they were set.  Kids are dumb. 

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

When I was a kid, I thought Andy Griffith show and happy days were made contemporaneously to the periods in which they were set.  Kids are dumb. 

I have this persistent thought that real life before color tv and movies actually occurred in black and white.

Like, my parents grew up in black and white.

21 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I have this persistent thought that real life before color tv and movies actually occurred in black and white.

Like, my parents grew up in black and white.

Narrator: "They did".

24 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I have this persistent thought that real life before color tv and movies actually occurred in black and white.

Like, my parents grew up in black and white.

My brain has never been able to shake this. It doesn't matter how many times I've seen Saving Private Ryan, WWII actually happening in the full, vivid, non-grainy colors that my eyeballs see just doesn't compute. 

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

My brain has never been able to shake this. It doesn't matter how many times I've seen Saving Private Ryan, WWII actually happening in the full, vivid, non-grainy colors that my eyeballs see just doesn't compute. 

I feel the same way when I try to imagine an A&M championship that didn't happen in sepia tones with caption cards.

2 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I feel the same way when I try to imagine an A&M championship that didn't happen in sepia tones with caption cards.

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4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

When I was a kid, I thought Andy Griffith show and happy days were made contemporaneously to the periods in which they were set.  Kids are dumb. 

Good gosh do I feel dumb right now. 

7 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Let's compare:

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And now, we examine how that compares with something worth actually watching:

 

1.867MM total - 237,000 <54 demo = 1.63MM Olds.  Way to go, CBS.

The big tent party of anti-semites, Christian Nationalists, and Zionists bonded by their disgust of a trans HS volleyball player in Poughkeepsie. 

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The big tent party of anti-semites, Christian Nationalists, and Zionists bonded by their disgust of a trans HS volleyball player in Poughkeepsie. 

Trans bringing people together. Isn't that what Xmas is all about?

 

 

On 12/16/2025 at 1:02 PM, TexasEd said:

FIFY

Greed, Sloth, Gluttony, Lust/Fornication/prostitution, Envy, Wrath, Vanity, Pride

 

 

Hey genius, that's eight 

4 hours ago, Al Bundy&#x27;s Napoleon Hand said:

Trans bringing people together. Isn't that what Xmas is all about?

Merry Christmas, Carly Brown!

7 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

 

 

Hey genius, that's eight 

For each of MTG's toes.

8 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

 

 

Hey genius, that's eight 

Not if you bundle ‘em

7 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

She's so so bad at this.... 

 

 

.....having said that, Technicolor was pretty much the height of our civilization 

Is that a real quote?

Just about
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45 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

Erika: He's already discussed it with his wife and JD Vance is ready to run for the Presidency in 2028, and we will win! 

Reporter: Usha Vance said she has not discussed it with her husband though.

Erikea: Look, I said he's discussed it with his wife and he agrees with me...wait, Usha is still in the country? I thought Stephen said...nevermind. Look, just know that Turning Point USA is fully committed to JD Vance in 2028. In fact, 2028 may see the first-ever husband and wife ticket!

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i can see it, she's already nailed the piercing stare and speech cadence and he's got the creep factor.

On 12/17/2025 at 12:32 PM, speed817 said:

 

 

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On 12/18/2025 at 8:28 PM, mchookem said:

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i can see it, she's already nailed the piercing stare and speech cadence and he's got the closeted gay  factor.

Fixed for accuracy 

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What time is the cross burning???

 

 

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I don't know about your work there JD, these days I feel like I have to apologize for being white a lot more given the damage you chucklefucks are doing.

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24 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

I don't know about your work there JD, these days I feel like I have to apologize for being white a lot more given the damage you chucklefucks are doing.

I don't know about being white but I do have to apologize alot more  for being American since these chucklefucks took office 

On 12/16/2025 at 6:11 PM, Sbbruin said:

I just realized I've aged out of the target demo. I guess it's back to my Colonial Penn life insurance commercials on MeTV

Robot insurance you Boomer 

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