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5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Can we get some action Bullneck. I post some good pics of longhorn memorabilia you probably haven't ever seen, and you make a donation to charity of mutual agreement. 

nobody wants to see the burnt orange buttplug that you wear to bed

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22 hours ago, Derka said:

my mom and i have already had preliminary discussions about potentially needing to move out west somewhere in the not-so-distant future, even if it means drastically downgrading our lifestyle. my mom’s house payment is about 1/2 of what a month’s rent would be for an apartment anywhere near here, and should she sell her 34 year old house here in pflugerville, that money isn’t exactly going to last us very long. we’ve talked about living in a camper if we have to.

we are hoping against hope, but there absolutely could come a point where it would be downright foolish to stay anywhere near this glut of backwards ass red states which may become third world areas if blue states ever get tired of propping them up. still can’t believe this is reality, but we are not about to be too late to act in all of this shit. our eyes are open, and we will do what we have to do. i’m honestly sick of living in goddamn Texas anyway. i don’t even recognize it. i feel like TLJ at the end of no country for old men.

Yeah Derka, that was what we came to the conclusion of when we decided to bolt for a blue state. There are blue or swing states that are quite affordable but the compromise is dealing with the snow. But do not wait too long. Get out while the getting is good big dog.

Patel has incredible "background actor walking on to his first movie set" energy. What a laughingstock this country has become. 

 

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siap, this thread is moving.

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

nobody wants to see the burnt orange buttplug that you wear to bed

Don't bring cali weirdness into this, but I got some shit that will explode some brains here. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

Don't bring cali weirdness into this, but I got some shit that will explode some brains here. 

You've got Charlie Strong's finger in a jar?

1 minute ago, scottsins said:

He had the right to free speech which actually means that the government didn’t stop him from saying whatever he wanted.

I’m going to go out on a ledge and say there’s an unmistakable throughline between the suppression of his speech and what happened here, due mostly to his failure to give a full-throated defense of the Second Amendment.

I've been reading the Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes (purchased at Elliott Bay in Seattle) lately and that motherfucker would've found a footprint and a dog and solved it before Watson finished his glass of Sherry. Damn shame what real po-lice has become.

 

My kingdom for a Leaster Freamon 

 

Edit: of course the police were incompetent in Conan Doyle too, so maybe everything will be alright.

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11 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

There had better be a fuckin dildo

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49 minutes ago, 'stache said:

This is what has been tormenting me the last 24 hours. I don’t see any possibility of a peaceful resolution to the current climate. And I don’t see how civility can possibly win the day. My wife even noticed and mentioned it, I’m verging on full blown depression. Doing all I can to keep it together.

We also had a very serious discussion about moving to the coast. The Oklahoma Superintendent sent a message to parents that Kirk was a hero and to report any teacher who is found to have said anything remotely negative for immediate decertification. My wife is a counselor at a majority Black/Hispanic school and said everyone is on eggshells. The kids know what happened and have opinions, how do you help them without risking losing your career?

I can’t raise my kids here, I never thought the death of a hateful asshole would be the tip of the scale but I think we’re there. The governor is also going to war with our Black democrat mayor over homelessness and for some weird reason the responsibilities of the state highway patrol. It’s only going to get worse.

Yep, the behaviors I've seen over the last 24 hours worry me almost as much as the act itself.  This country is cooked.

52 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The Oklahoma Superintendent

That's a bummer man

4 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Patel has incredible "background actor walking on to his first movie set" energy. What a laughingstock this country has become. 

 

lulz that looks like a young F250 the first time he had to make a budget presentation in front of the CFO. So much "I don't belong here" energy.

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Don't bring cali weirdness into this, but I got some shit that will explode some brains here. 

Im about 3/4 into a fairly nice Crianza that I think you would enjoy and even I have no idea what you mean.

2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

I've been reading the Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes (purchased at Elliott Bay in Seattle) lately and that motherfucker would've found a footprint and a dog and solved it before Watson finished his glass of Sherry. Damn shame what real po-lice has become.

 

My kingdom for a Leaster Freamon 

"...you follow the money, and you don't know where the fuck it's gonna take you"

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

Yep, the behaviors I've seen over the last 24 hours worry me almost as much as the act itself.  This country is cooked.

When you think about what you are seeing and it's got you in the dumps

Remember this

Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear.

Just now, chainsaw said:

That's a bummer man

He’s a real piece of shit, even the governor hates him, but only the legislature can impeach him, and they are completely dickless. They have no dicks.

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I’m here on the big island too. I’ve been able to mostly disconnect and no worry about the stuff on the mainland for a few days at least.
 

Did a 6:30am canoe paddle this morning and took part in a Hawaiian tradition of lifting up the sun and being thankful for the new day. We could all do with a disconnect to refocus on what’s important. 
 

 

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Aww man I am glad to read this and that you are having such a good time. I hope you continue to rest and regenerate yourself in a positive way while you’re out here. @Hank_Hill was right when he told me last year that being here was far enough away from the craziness of the mainland that you could live normally. Enjoy the Big Island and post plenty more pictures up of your adventures while you are here!

It's been said before, but she is a clearly mentally unwell individual who might have found the only profession on the planet that keeps her out of a psychiatric ward.

2 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Anyone feeling the least bit of sorrow for her should really rethink the choices they’ve made in life that has lead them to feel sympathy for a soulless monster.

"Never let a crisis go to waste'

- Rahm Emanuel

 - Winston Churchill

  - Machiavelli probably

    - Some random ass Assyrian that found he had better weapons than his neighbor 

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Every time I see KASH PATEL and realize our idiot President made him head of the FBI and a sizable portion of the country think that was a great idea I want to break something.  Morons.  

Fun stuff when Trumpers eat this bullshit up and spread it themselves. Good job, guys. 

 

 

so the fbi releases a video of this guy jumping like a three story building with ease then running away without a limp.   is he fucking terminator? 

and then claims they find a bolt action rifle in the woods belonging to the shooter.  where was this rifle in the spider-man jumping video??  i'm so confused 

28 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Can we get some action Bullneck. I post some good pics of longhorn memorabilia you probably haven't ever seen, and you make a donation to charity of mutual agreement. 

Let's do DIPLOMA FLOPOUT!  Much better and more fun than paystubs or cell phones.

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2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

"Never let a crisis go to waste'

- Rahm Emanuel

 - Winston Churchill

  - Machiavelli probably

    - Some random ass Assyrian that found he had better weapons than his neighbor 

In her case I’d say “Never let a chance to say something awful and absorb as much attention as possible go to waste.”

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Fun stuff when Trumpers eat this bullshit up and spread it themselves. Good job, guys. 

 

 

Yeah but we have to know what giant ass group of Americans is as fault due to some random ass lunatic. 

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Let's do DIPLOMA FLOPOUT!

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Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Let's do DIPLOMA FLOPOUT!

Too easy Twice. That's not even a challenge. You should quote Bullneck though and not me. 

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LOL at Burns thinking things like "fucking up your job massively with the entire country watching" matter anymore.

5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Let's do DIPLOMA FLOPOUT!  Much better and more fun than paystubs or cell phones.

Yall gonna be shaking when my 3 inch Nebraska-Kearney masters gets whipped out.

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1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Splendid work so far.  

 

So... we're pretty confident he is still on the planet and that is about it. 

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3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

This is the plan.  They want incompetent law enforcement.  Competent law enforcement wouldn’t have ever let the kidnappings, masked LEO’s, etc. ever happen.  Competent law enforcement would have caught this guy.  Instead, they can speculate and put all sorts of lies out there, about him being trans, being a lefty, and on and on, with no one competent giving a briefing to correct the lies.  They don’t actually care about enforcing the laws.  Or about catching whoever did this.  They only care about adding more kindling to the fire.

8 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Long live the meritocracy!

11 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Fun stuff when Trumpers eat this bullshit up and spread it themselves. Good job, guys. 

 

 

So how are these brain geniuses supposed to know?  I mean that's how they chose the fucking president.

37 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

There had better be a fuckin dildo

Signed by sally herself

MAGA angel Charlie Kirk was murdered, their God King Trump is busy dancing at Yankee Stadium, and his merry band of chucklefucks can't find or even identify the shooter. 

And the cult will swallow all of it. 

 

5 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

This is the plan.  They want incompetent law enforcement.  Competent law enforcement wouldn’t have ever let the kidnappings, masked LEO’s, etc. ever happen.  Competent law enforcement would have caught this guy.  Instead, they can speculate and put all sorts of lies out there, about him THEY being trans, being a lefty, and on and on, with no one competent giving a briefing to correct the lies.  They don’t actually care about enforcing the laws.  Or about catching whoever did this.  They only care about adding more kindling to the fire.

FIFY. 

If you’re a terrorist, American has the easier target ever. Our leaders have no clue how to lead and have dismantled the architecture that helps protect citizen - and gloated about both. . 

12 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

So... we're pretty confident he is still on the planet and that is about it. 

Eliminating 99.9999999999999999999999% of the known universe in a day is no mean feat!

22 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

"Never let a crisis go to waste'

- Rahm Emanuel

 - Winston Churchill

  - Machiavelli probably

    - Some random ass Assyrian that found he had better weapons than his neighbor 

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+300 odds they actually identified the shooter, found out he is clearly tied to the right/MAGA, and don't want to apprehend him at all. 

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

+300 odds they actually identified the shooter, found out he is clearly tied to the right/MAGA, and don't want to apprehend him at all. 

Plausible

13 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

So... we're pretty confident he is still on the planet and that is about it. 

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