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3 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Here's a little rage clip for y'all. Also, Jamie Lee has a daughter that is trans. Lastly, listen to her fuck his name up. Does she have a movie coming out?

 

It's almost certainly performative. Don't really care.

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Meanwhile, the following political commentators/people with actual influence and power are all talking about an Israel conspiracy in regards to Kirk's murder: 

Candace Owens

Steve Bannon

Tucker Carlson

Matt Gaetz 

Megyn Kelly 

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23 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I think this guy is on to something here:

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Oh hell yeah!

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58 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Dozens of Texas sports fans here are reading anonymous posts, and millions of people around the world are listening to Candace Owens. 

I'm just saying let’s have the proper perspective when it comes to conspiratorial conversation around Kirk's death. 

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1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

Kirk was about to turn on Trump on Israel and Epstein and position himself for 2028, so Trump had Kirk killed. 
 

If the left had any sense, that is the conspiracy they’d be feeding.


The left:

Same old boring shit from boring old white men with both-sides-isms.

No fight, no strategy. Only fear, shrinking away, conceding ground to the right.

 

20 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

https://www.expressnews.com/news/article/charlie-kirk-texas-state-student-21051907.php

From the article, I don't know why Wheels is getting involved. This is a text book First Amendment violation unless Surly lawyers can help me out

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Discussed this among friends who are mostly TXST alumni yesterday, feel like they had to expel the kid and face a 1st amendment lawsuit that might be able to get settled with some NDA's all around rather than incur the full wrath of Gov. Hot Wheels and the iron fist of big government Republicans currently in power in Texas...

 

Racists try to punish a nation for mocking Kirk when they are the ones that have done it for decades.

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36 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I think this guy is on to something here:

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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I’m not ready to go full conspiracy theory but goddamn that does read fake as fuck. If they plea him out to avoid the death penalty and no trial occurs to test the evidence they’re putting out there, and if the narrative is all from the FBI and Utah officials, it’s going to be suspicious af. 

This dude isn’t getting a pleas

This dude isn’t going to be alive for a trial.

Book it.

9 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:


The left:

Same old boring shit from boring old white men with both-sides-isms.

No fight, no strategy. Only fear, shrinking away, conceding ground to the right.

 

They're fossils, relics from a bygone non-existent era when voters actually cared about dressing downs in Congressional hearings

Watergate might have been the last time.

18 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:


The left:

Same old boring shit from boring old white men with both-sides-isms.

No fight, no strategy. Only fear, shrinking away, conceding ground to the right.

 

Is the Director of the FBI wearing a Liverpool tie to a Senate hearing?

13 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

They're fossils, relics from a bygone non-existent era when voters actually cared about dressing downs in Congressional hearings

nothing has changed, voters have always only cared about things they were told to care about. 

39 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Here's a little rage clip for y'all. Also, Jamie Lee has a daughter that is trans. Lastly, listen to her fuck his name up. Does she have a movie coming out?

 

She remade Freaky Friday and Gen Alpha is salivating over those 66 year old cannons.

12 minutes ago, troph said:

good bye.

Politics is exhausting. I get taking a break from it. I hope you're okay.

“The suspect wrote a note saying, ‘I have the opportunity to take out Charlie Kirk, and I’m going to take it.’ That note was written before the shooting. Evidence of its existence — we now have learned existed before the shooting — was in the location in the suspect and partner’s home,” Patel said.

Patel said the note had been destroyed but “we have found forensic evidence of the note, and we have confirmed what that note says, because of our aggressive interview posture at the FBI.”

This is bizarre. 

9 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Watergate might have been the last time.

See even that was a farce because watergate was hardly Nixon’s greatest crime.

He intensified COINTELPRO (there are people even on this board today that have no idea what that is), J Edgar Hoover was never questioned about it before Congress, they ended up retracting the Cambodia bombing from the impeachment articles, etc.

Watergate was comparatively a minor crime but it was morphed into a major one in its presentation and for one reason: because instead attacking poor Cambodian peasants or Black Panther leaders (in some cases having them murdered in their sleep), which was apparently seen as good; with Watergate, he was attacking one half of the power system in Washington DC, and was evidently seen as bad. 

13 hours ago, Gourmand said:

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Not buying that for a second, no way that Texas isn't "big naturals" and don't ask me why I know that. 

Years ago when I was in college, I hopped on my roommates computer and "Breast Expansion Forum" was up on his computer. Being an ass guy, I had never even heard of that genre of porn. I did stay and take a peak though. Fascinating!

3 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

“The suspect wrote a note saying, ‘I have the opportunity to take out Charlie Kirk, and I’m going to take it.’ That note was written before the shooting. Evidence of its existence — we now have learned existed before the shooting — was in the location in the suspect and partner’s home,” Patel said.

Patel said the note had been destroyed but “we have found forensic evidence of the note, and we have confirmed what that note says, because of our aggressive interview posture at the FBI.”

This is bizarre. 

Wait, wtf? If the roommate said that the note existed and he saw it and threw it away that's evidence but not "forensic" evidence. This whole thing is fucky.

11 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Politics is exhausting. I get taking a break from it. I hope you're okay.

I miss the old days where the year after a Presidential election was a quiet year where the tension lessened for a bit, everybody was friends again for a short time. I used to really look forward to that after a long exhausting campaign with everybody at each other's throats. Not anymore! The show never stops.

These aren’t serious people 
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Remember when the justice department was considered wholly independent from the executive branch? Seems like olden times
1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

@TwiceHorn

How do I trademark "If it comes from Kash Money, you can take it to the bank!"?

I know this is tongue in cheek, but a reminder that you don't get a trademark on just a set of words.

It has to be used to sell a product or services.

I make this post only because it's such a common mistake on here.

If you wanted to register a trademark in that phrase for goods like tshirts, hats, koozies, etc., that might be a possibility.

11 hours ago, SpiralOut said:

 

Sorry, but this guy can't just be online to play Helldivers.  How in the world did he get radicalized to hate Kirk if he wasn't gorging himself on internet political content?  

 

You mean you don't know. The roommate sprinkled some trans pixie dust on him that made him a hardcore liberal. It apparently also made him text like a Civil War soldier writing home to his woman. 

5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Wait, wtf? If the roommate said that the note existed and he saw it and threw it away that's evidence but not "forensic" evidence. This whole thing is fucky.

I read that there is a picture of the note. 

Have you ever shot an animal or person with a gun or bow?  Which wound bleeds the most? Entry or exit?

No, I have never shot a person. Yet.
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I also like how that info - that AOC is "tied to the DSA's leadership" - comes from "internal FBI documents."  Bitch please, that's not exactly intel or secret.  AOC has long been associated with the democratic socialist movement, by her own statements.

further proof that Montgomery county sucks ...

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Remember when the justice department was considered wholly independent from the executive branch? Seems like olden times

Something else they ran on and then went 100% in the opposite direction immediately, with no pushback at all from anyone.
1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

If the texts are scripted, who are the most likely individuals that scripted them, and for what purpose?

If people want to talk crazy and least think it through all the way. 

For what purpose? Have you been on social media recently? Those text messages are the only thing that state a motive. Which is all this admin needs to push forward on a single party state. 

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I guess the AG just hangs around on the White House lawn? Maybe she personally checks the IDs of visitors or screens the hairy-armed manly men that come weeping to to Trump's side to thank Mr.-President-sir for all he's doing for the farmer and the small businessman in addition to her day job.

Maybe she's just awaiting her turn at the mushroom like the rest of the Cabinet.

Hope she's safe from trans snipers!

29 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Years ago when I was in college, I hopped on my roommates computer and "Breast Expansion Forum" was up on his computer. Being an ass guy, I had never even heard of that genre of porn. I did stay and take a peak though. Fascinating!

Peter man! Breast exam on channel nine!

 

1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I think this guy is on to something here:

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Huge if true 

Since we are just posting wild shit for fun, my Egyptian neighbor says the Arabic social media world, surprisingly, thinks mossad turned him via internet.

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17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

further proof that Montgomery county sucks ...

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1. Set up GoFundMe

2. Borrow Ronaldo statue

3. ????

4. Profit

Ridiculed Ronaldo bust replaced with new model at Madeira ...

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36 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

“The suspect wrote a note saying, ‘I have the opportunity to take out Charlie Kirk, and I’m going to take it.’ That note was written before the shooting. Evidence of its existence — we now have learned existed before the shooting — was in the location in the suspect and partner’s home,” Patel said.

Patel said the note had been destroyed but “we have found forensic evidence of the note, and we have confirmed what that note says, because of our aggressive interview posture at the FBI.”

This is bizarre. 

22 yo wrote a note? With pen and paper? To someone he lives with? My kids text each other when sitting 5 feet apart 

1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I think this guy is on to something here:

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200k views.  At least half of those will believe this without any questions.

12 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

“The suspect wrote a note saying, ‘I have the opportunity to take out Charlie Kirk, and I’m going to take it.’ That note was written before the shooting. Evidence of its existence — we now have learned existed before the shooting — was in the location in the suspect and partner’s home,” Patel said.

Patel said the note had been destroyed but “we have found forensic evidence of the note, and we have confirmed what that note says, because of our aggressive interview posture at the FBI.”

This is bizarre. 

In the early days following the shooting, there had been similar statements about a "manifesto" that had somehow been destroyed.  So am I to understand the "manifesto" was actually a 15-word note that had been hidden under a keyboard? Just fucking ridiculous. 

2 hours ago, CowboyFred said:

So the dude writes in meme speak on the bullets and discord but in messages to a lover he turns into Ulysses S. Grant? 🤔

Yes, my love.  I fright that if I don't retrieve my instrument of conflict post haste, I may be discovered.  I left a missive explaining my plan under the rear, left foot of the davenport.

I guess he forgot he wrote that note when he later texted that he left no evidence once he retrieves the rifle. 

24 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

For what purpose? Have you been on social media recently? Those text messages are the only thing that state a motive. Which is all this admin needs to push forward on a single party state. 

If those texts are scripted, who are the most likely individuals that scripted them? I am just asking you to think this through. 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

One that is probably in its last days.

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