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This is all so fucking embarrassing. 

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  • Y'all have lived in a sheltered bubble so long you have no idea what is coming. By 2030 it will be publically humiliating to identify yourself as a leftist. Over the past decade you've ceded all insti

  • What are you stupid? No one is talking about the 1st Amendment. What we ARE talking about is personal responsibility. You asked what generation I am from? I am from the generation where we never knew

  • May he receive the same level of compassion he extended towards other victims of gun violence. 

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s not a 1A violation of the gvt threatened to pull someone’s license to air unless they remove a certain show and or personality.  That’s the free market system at work, baby!

Government should not control the spectrum. 

Watching us quickly devolve into an American version of Iran is hard to watch. 

And these dumbfuck conservatives just lap it all up. 

16 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Woah

ABC Suspends 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' Over Charlie Kirk Comments

The network’s decision comes after affiliate group Nexstar said it would pull the late-night show.

https://apple.news/AGbXKjLlnTBOSD0klUDXFGA

 

 

oh my god, he must have said something truly heinous.. what did he say?!!!!

 

 

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Just now, yoladu said:

oh my god, he must have said something truly heinous.. what did he say?!!!!

Whatever it was, it was probably hilarious.

2 minutes ago, yoladu said:

 

 

oh my god, he must have said something truly heinous.. what did he say?!!!!

 

 

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He actually didnt say anything that bad

It's literally in the article posted:

 

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Kimmel’s original comments were as follows: “We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it."

 

What he said was stupid. But far less stupid than shit that gets posted in the CR all the time. Seems like you have to be a real sniffing your finger degen to watch that shit at night to unwind.

wrt the Jimmy Kimmel stuff, these people are fucking pussies and if we somehow come out of this then the next administration needs to grow a pair of balls and shame them publicly.



Sure, but can you create that on someone else's phone, timestamped to a time period before you had possession of the phone? How do you do this without it quickly becoming blatantly obvious that you faked the texts?


Like that matters...

and LOL at what he said being "stupid," it could not be more truthful. Have your brain examined dude.

Going out on a limb and predicting the Aryan fool is concerned about Kimmel without once mentioning Epstein.

Kimmel’s original comments were as follows: “We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it."

 

Holy shit! he said that?!!!!

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He should've just said something about Jews controlling everything or Black people being stupid and then our DT posters would be lining up to jerk him off 

Kimmel should sue Nexstar and Disney.  And then move to Paramount and replace Colbert.

Just now, SizzleChest said:

Kimmel should sue Nexstar and Disney.  And then move to Paramount and replace Colbert.

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

2025 fucking sucks balls so far tbh

It’s all been downhill since ca 2000 or so. Give take a few years.

Just now, David Dennison said:

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I didn't say it made sense.

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

It’s all been downhill since ca 2000 or so. Give take a few years.

Since 2000?

LOL

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Since 2000?

LOL

1453?

1071?

1204 is my final answer. Real stab in the back. 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

I think it's when they killed Jesus. 

I prefer incarnational theology to atonement theology if you want to go there.  

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

I think it's when they killed Jesus. 

While we are here. You should check on Penelope. She is not doing OK. 

6 hours ago, Anastasis said:

If those texts are scripted, who are the most likely individuals that scripted them? I am just asking you to think this through. 

Hollywood screenwriters paid by George Soros and treated to brunch by Alec Baldwin! They dare not trust the internet, so Michelle Obama hid the hard copy in her ape-like body hair

and slipped it to Hilary when they were having their usual tryst to build their appetites and libido for baby-eating and baby-fucking in the basement of a gay-owned pizzeria.

After murdering a few people just for fun, Hillary handed the scripts over to AOC as they brushed by each other at a drag show where children were forced to watch as part of their grooming by gay public education teachers. 

AOC drove cross country to Utah in a Tesla to throw the authorities off the scent. She left the copy in a Hellmann's Mayonaise jar buried under a rock beside an secret abortion clinic.

Pure fucking evil, I tell you!

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I think it's when they killed Jesus. 
So last Wednesday?
16 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

It’s all been downhill since ca 2000 or so. Give take a few years.

2005-2006 was pretty good.

2008-2010 was good, but should have been better.

16 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

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Oh, if only I were able to time travel back to when he was still alive ....

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

Hollywood screenwriters paid by George Soros and treated to brunch by Alec Baldwin! They dare not trust the internet, so Michelle Obama hid the hard copy in her ape-like body hair

and slipped it to Hilary when they were having their usual tryst to build their appetites and libido for baby-eating and baby-fucking in the basement of a gay-owned pizzeria.

After murdering a few people just for fun, Hillary handed the scripts over to AOC as they brushed by each other at a drag show where children were forced to watch as part of their grooming by gay public education teachers. 

AOC drove cross country to Utah in a Tesla to throw the authorities off the scent. She left the copy in a Hellmann's Mayonaise jar buried under a rock beside an secret abortion clinic.

Pure fucking evil, I tell you!

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I like you Roma. We probably agree on more things than we disagree on. But understand quite clearly that people like you articulately over and over your intent to self castrate is precisely the type of rhetoric that is driving people, esp young males, to people like Charlie Kirk.

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Hollywood screenwriters paid by George Soros and treated to brunch by Alec Baldwin! They dare not trust the internet, so Michelle Obama hid the hard copy in her ape-like body hair

and slipped it to Hilary when they were having their usual tryst to build their appetites and libido for baby-eating and baby-fucking in the basement of a gay-owned pizzeria.

After murdering a few people just for fun, Hillary handed the scripts over to AOC as they brushed by each other at a drag show where children were forced to watch as part of their grooming by gay public education teachers. 

AOC drove cross country to Utah in a Tesla to throw the authorities off the scent. She left the copy in a Hellmann's Mayonaise jar buried under a rock beside an secret abortion clinic.

Pure fucking evil, I tell you!

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Rep for the spy vs spy reference more than anything else. 

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28 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

What he said was stupid. But far less stupid than shit that gets posted in the CR all the time. Seems like you have to be a real sniffing your finger degen to watch that shit at night to unwind.

You are one insufferable scumbag. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

But understand quite clearly that people like you articulately over and over your intent to self castrate

Intent?…that implies it hasn’t occurred. 

7 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

She is not doing OK. 

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7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

further proof that Montgomery county sucks ...

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First stop on the pissing tour due to proximity. For someone, not me. No sir no way. 

4 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

You are one insufferable scumbag. 

In the context of the exchange and topic here, I feel quite comfortable that I am nowhere near the top of that totem. 

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

further proof that Montgomery county sucks ...

As someone who lived in Conroe for 5 years back in the day, I can confirm the truthiness of this statement.

6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Ana is doing his best troll routine. Please neg and move on. Stop engaging him.

Seek help. 

49 minutes ago, yoladu said:

 

 

oh my god, he must have said something truly heinous.. what did he say?!!!!

 

 

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That homeless people should just be rounded up and shot

So after years of Kimmel clearly leaning left when commenting on politics, Nexstar draws the line now to pull the plug on him because of Charlie freakin Kirk. jfc

FCC threatened to pull ABC's broadcast license a few hours before this happened. Jesus Christ. 

Just now, Red Five said:

FCC threatened to pull ABC's broadcast license a few hours before this happened. Jesus Christ. 

That's just good old-fashioned fascism.

You know, if Democrats ever do get back in power (I know, I know), something should really be done about Fox News.

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

Between Charlie Kirk and Arch Manning, we're all losing our fucking minds.

Some of us are Astros fans too!

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Viktor Orbanization of America. This stuff isn’t disciplined enough to be real fascism. 

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