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Love child of Carson Beck and Angel Reese?

On 10/17/2025 at 11:38 PM, Steel Shank said:

^^^ no thanks^^^^

(Wouldn’t)

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She's 28, has a younger "sister" in 7th grade - so about 12/13ish?

I bet weirdo got knocked up at 15, went away for a year or so and magically gained a "little sister" upon her return.

Per Wikipedia, it's uhhhh, complicated.  younger sister is technically her niece, the daughter of her older half brother and a former girlfriend.  Todd and Julie adopted her due to the father's drug issues, and when the parents went to prison Savannah adopted her.  So it's her niece/sister/daughter.  I think.

(info taken from her mother Julie's Wikipedia page)

Per Wikipedia, it's uhhhh, complicated.  younger sister is technically her niece, the daughter of her older half brother and a former girlfriend.  Todd and Julie adopted her due to the father's drug issues, and when the parents went to prison Savannah adopted her.  So it's her niece/sister/daughter.  I think.
(info taken from her mother Julie's Wikipedia page)

That’s some Arkansas level shit.
On 10/17/2025 at 9:19 AM, Js1 said:

The definition of "celebrating" has been warped by this big headed conservadork's death.

I think he was more small-faced than big-headed

On 10/22/2025 at 1:10 PM, SurlyGator said:

Per Wikipedia, it's uhhhh, complicated.  younger sister is technically her niece, the daughter of her older half brother and a former girlfriend.  Todd and Julie adopted her due to the father's drug issues, and when the parents went to prison Savannah adopted her.  So it's her niece/sister/daughter.  I think.

(info taken from her mother Julie's Wikipedia page)

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On 10/15/2025 at 1:26 PM, futureman said:

uhhhh...

Bro, it's 2025, it's all just a state of mind

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41 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is there a more annoying cunt than attention whore Candace Owens? At this point she’s accused about half of the world of conspiring to kill CK. Just another mouth-breathing moron throwing more shit into the void that is social media. 

1 hour ago, Vertuzzi said:

Is there a more annoying cunt than attention whore Candace Owens? At this point she’s accused about half of the world of conspiring to kill CK. Just another mouth-breathing moron throwing more shit into the void that is social media. 

These are the same people that were claiming Oprah Winfrey and Tom Hanks were trafficking young kids for their fluids so that they could stay young even though Oprah Winfrey and Tom Hanks both look like they’re in their 70s and 60s. They are not the brightest people.  

They would’ve been better off picking Paul Rudd as their poster boy for not aging  

 

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36 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Is there a more annoying cunt than attention whore Candace Owens? At this point she’s accused about half of the world of conspiring to kill CK. Just another mouth-breathing moron throwing more shit into the void that is social media. 

She's doing it for money. She needs it to eventually pay whatever the defamation suit settlement is. Just saying the craziest shit possible is getting her a lot of eyeballs.

3 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

She's doing it for money. She needs it to eventually pay whatever the defamation suit settlement is. Just saying the craziest shit possible is getting her a lot of eyeballs.

I hope the Macrons take every fucking penny from this absolute twat. 

1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

Still glad he's dead

This is problematic. I know you're looking for a rise, but I said a small prayer for you. What a horrific thing to wish on a human and their family. 

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3 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

This is problematic. I know you're looking for a rise, but I said a small prayer for you. What a horrific thing to wish on a human and their family. 

Funny none of you pearl clutchers said a fucking word when he laughed and mocked Nancy Pelosi's husband when someone bashed his skull in with a hammer, not to mention the other disgusting things he and his followers have said and continue to say and wish upon all sorts of "others." 

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Both Charlie and his wife must've been real cunts. She's out partying like it's New Year's Eve and his body isn't even cold yet. Assuming he was even warm before he took the bullet. Reptiles aren't warm, are they?

4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Funny none of you pearl clutchers said a fucking word when he laughed and mocked Nancy Pelosi's husband when someone bashed his skull in with a hammer, not to mention the other disgusting things he and his followers have said and continue to say and wish upon all sorts of "others." 

I don't have any clue what you are talking about and sure you are twisting words. In my world, celebrating the death of another because they had different views from you is terrible.

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16 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

I don't have any clue what you are talking about and sure you are twisting words. In my world, celebrating the death of another because they had different views from you is terrible.

You went out of your way to wag your finger at some randos on a message board known for dark humor and general assholery on this particular issue only while ignoring all of the horrific and hateful stuff from acutal elected officials and media types or the fucking president himself that spews into our world on an hourly basis. Yeah, I don't think your furled eyebrow bothers us even a little bit. And lol at "different views" like his public persona was based on pizza preference or something. 

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32 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

This is problematic. I know you're looking for a rise, but I said a small prayer for you. What a horrific thing to wish on a human and their family. 

I don't specifically wish death on anyone but I also am not going to pretend to give a shit when someone gets what they have coming. And he absolutely had it coming.

23 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

I don't have any clue what you are talking about and sure you are twisting words. In my world, celebrating the death of another because they had different views from you is terrible.

Charlie Kirk pushed a hateful, regressive, violent agenda with his rhetoric, on a daily basis, to millions. You reap what you sow. Womp fucking womp.

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28 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

I don't have any clue what you are talking about and sure you are twisting words. In my world, celebrating the death of another because they had different views from you is terrible.

Celebration of death of people based on vague allegations and without due process. Where were you last week with such outrage? Celebrating death is wrong, right? This isn't some weirdo on a message board either. 

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34 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

I don't have any clue what you are talking about and sure you are twisting words. In my world, celebrating the death of another because they had different views from you is terrible.

Literally wishing death on people with different views. Where were you, bro?

President Trump is facing criticism after accusing Democratic lawmakers of  sedition

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1 hour ago, LW Goatman said:

This is problematic. I know you're looking for a rise, but I said a small prayer for you. What a horrific thing to wish on a human and their family. 

Maybe try a bigger prayer? 

5 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

I don't have any clue what you are talking about and sure you are twisting words. In my world, celebrating the death of another because they had different views from you is terrible.

Racist shit head views*

11 hours ago, BingoDinoDNA said:

Maybe try a bigger prayer? 

You don't want the bigger prayer.  It's a doozy when it shows up.

20 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

This is problematic. I know you're looking for a rise, but I said a small prayer for you. What a horrific thing to wish on a human and their family. 

Fuck that mother fucker.

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Yeah, yesterday was a rough day for me as cloak room society yet again manifiested itself in my personal life. I think what really set me off was his "different views" characterization. The basic dignity of human fucking beings and simply acting like a respectable adult isn't just a different political view subject to legitimate debate. Fuck this asshole, fuck anyone who insists he be mourned, and triple fuck those who deify him, because he was nothing more than a hateful peice of human garbage. As Clarence Darrow said: "I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."

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On 12/11/2025 at 1:02 PM, 'stache said:

The basic dignity of human fucking beings and simply acting like a respectable adult

Noted. 

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

a ceasefire.  a detente.  reps are meeting.  announcements of peace progress between these two livestreamers.  god why couldn't that dude have just shot me in the neck instead.  

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Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other there's a chance they might somehow kiss.

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5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

lIbRUl degENS CeleBrATe dEatH

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I want to say that can't be real, but . . .

 

Holy shit.

38 minutes ago, 'stache said:

lIbRUl degENS CeleBrATe dEatH

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I'm sure Incredulity is beside himself

3 hours ago, ImNotMarkinson said:

a ceasefire.  a detente.  reps are meeting.  announcements of peace progress between these two livestreamers.  god why couldn't that dude have just shot me in the neck instead.  

This may be what gets Trump his Nobel peace prize 

1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

I'm sure Incredulity is beside himself

He's more likely to be . . .

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incredulous.

14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

sure you do, Ted

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6 hours ago, ImNotMarkinson said:

a ceasefire.  a detente.  reps are meeting.  announcements of peace progress between these two livestreamers.  god why couldn't that dude have just shot me in the neck instead.  

Because you pussed out and wouldn't testify against Jessup.

It appears he does not adhere to the core Christian values espoused in The Lord’s Prayer. 
SMH

He doesn’t adhere to any values. When someone tells you what they are; don’t argue with them about it.

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