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Why doesn't a single WR try to get open rather than standing around and watch Arch scramble?

Just now, ousux said:

Jesus tapdancing motherfucking Christ. Does Arch not know how to throw the ball away?

It was 4th down

Arch missed a pretty easy pass on 3rd down. No touch on that throw to lead his guy. We will win today and next week but Arch isn't winning us jack shit in the long run

Malcolm Williams. If he improves. 

Malcolm Williams should have been a star. He was going to be a beast before he disappeared.
Just now, ousux said:

Jesus tapdancing motherfucking Christ. Does Arch not know how to throw the ball away?

On 4th down?

Just now, TexArcher said:

4th and 1 is one thing.  That was 4th and 2.5.  Take the FG and go up two scores.

basically if its under 5 yards, sark is gonna go for it.  period.

 

the fucking moron refuses to just take points... oh yeah... and help test the kicker in a game situation that we might fucking need later this year.

 

 

Gotta stop betting Texas first quarter spreads. 

Just now, ousux said:

Jesus tapdancing motherfucking Christ. Does Arch not know how to throw the ball away?

Would have given EP better field position, oddly enough. The safety should've batted it down

O Line sucks.

Receivers suck.

Running backs suck.

Arch not exactly carrying the team either. 

I guess this is why we brought in Caldwell.  Arch has slow brain 

I want to apologize for insulting the 2010 Longhorn team   In comparison.  This is fucking worse.  This is case McCoy and Tyron swoops level bad of an offense. 

Why take points when your qb is playing like dogshit and your o line can't block?  Because your play caller is a genius.  Ugh 

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Jesus tapdancing motherfucking Christ. Does Arch not know how to throw the ball away?

It was 4th down, throwing it up was right call.  Going for it wasn't 

Edited by Not a cat

Just now, boilerhorn said:

This is just bad football.  Good thing the DC is competent.

This is the type of season we've had before where the locker room will begin to have issues when defensive players realize they need to fight tooth and nail to continue bailing out inept, shitty offense. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

This is the hard-hitting analysis I come here for.

You are looking for hard hitting analysis in the game thread? 

Just now, UTEE97 said:

Why doesn't a single WR try to get open rather than standing around and watch Arch scramble?

Maybe they're pissed off he can't hit them when they're wide open.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I mean... i guess instead of them getting the ball at the 12  the iNT gives them the ball at the 3.

 

 

but that was another horribad throw....  arch just cant fucking throw on the run. 

That was my thought. 

"Well, the silver lining is that we actually got yardage on the interception. Still a bad interception, though."

I wish I had toe fungus so I could go order that stuff instead of watching the rest of this game.

OU is going to absolutely fucking destroy this team 

Last years OU would destroy this team

I’m starting to wonder if Sark makes great QBs mediocre but convinces mediocre QBs like Mac Jones they are great? 

Mother fucking dog shit.   This offense is actually regressing.   What the actual fuck.  

1.) Takenthe points Sark. You dumbass.

but also

2.) HOW THE FUCK IS SOMEONE NOT OPEN WITH THAT MUCH TIME?

God we are such a shitty coached team.

 

I get tired of this Sark vanilla offense week after week after week . All this slow ball keeps teams in the game and keeps young players from getting to play

Arch has not made an effort to address his poor footwork and mechanics. I wonder if he is even being coached on it? Three straight plays in the red zone: 

1st- Arch has horrible footwork and sidearms a quick out that was lucky to get there 

2nd- Arch throws off his back foot and misses Wingo on an easy TD 

3rd- Arch weirdly throws late over the middle against his body. 
 

He honestly looks like a freshman that just started football recently. 

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1 minute ago, Hornin04 said:

Soooo... Quinn was starting because he was the better QB all along. Got it.

Weird!

You want him to throw the ball away on 4th down?

Posters here were ok with Sam doing it.

Sark special.
oline woes.

no receivers worth a crap

depleted and unimpressive rb room

green qb that can’t handle pressure 

only te looks competent in offense 

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I mean other than the multiple explosive plays he had last year. Almost every time he's been wide open, Manning skips it to him, or like that overthrows him.

He has straight line speed, but bad hands, and IMO, runs terrible routes. Manning’s issues are well understood, at this point.

This team reminds me of the 1991 team. Top 5 defense with an offense that will struggle to be in the Top 100.

Mother fucking dog shit.   This offense is actually regressing.   What the actual fuck.  

Just now, HtownHorn said:

It feels like Sarkisian is drinking again.

This.

1 minute ago, NoRagrets said:

O Line sucks.

Receivers suck.

Running backs suck.

Arch not exactly carrying the team either. 

Nah.

It's the QB.

Sark has to just start taking the points. This offense is not good enough to constantly be leaving points on the board.

It was 4th down, throwing it up was right call.  Going for it wasn't 
You're right, I've had a few fingers of bourbon and thought it was 3rd.

Even so, this is a shitshow so far.
1 minute ago, NoRagrets said:

O Line sucks.

Receivers suck.

Running backs suck.

Arch not exactly carrying the team either. 

Our defense needs to start scoring 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Just now, David Dennison said:

Maybe they're pissed off he can't hit them when they're wide open.

So frustrating to watch! He is running around to buy time and all of WRs are standing in the end zone. 

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