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1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

It feels like Sarkisian is drinking again.

I know I fucking am!!!!!!

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    Absolutely infuriating.  Why can't he just admit that his coaching and preparation of his team was unacceptable, and vow to do something about it.

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Didn't Sark and his wife break up, get back together and THEN have a kid?  Maybe he needs a nap?

Wow Arch had another open receiver on fourth down and didn't throw it. It was his first read even lmao. Just awful

Missed a wide open receiver again. Either Arch is borderline tarded or Sark is just a shit coach

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

basically if its under 5 yards, sark is gonna go for it.  period.

 

the fucking moron refuses to just take points... oh yeah... and help test the kicker in a game situation that we might fucking need later this year.

 

 

Sark. Is. Dumb.

There’s no other explanation. He repeatedly makes the same stupid decisions with the same poor result. Anyone with even three functional neurons would have adjusted by now. But not our head coach.

 

I think Sark is going to go for it every chance he can on O just to get live reps. I dont like it, but hw has absolutely no fear of UTEP doing anything. He is going to keep the O out there until either they get it or Manning gets benched.

Our biggest problem right now, without question, is sub-par QB play. Nothing else comes close.
And stupid coaching decisions. Sark plus Arch = 8-4 season

I’m not sure who the biggest moron was on that play: Arch throwing that ball, Baker wandering 8 yards past the line of scrimmage blocking literally no one, or the DB running back the pick out of the end zone 4 whole yards…I’m worried I’m not retarded enough to enjoy watching this generation play football.

1 minute ago, Richter said:

Sark special.
oline woes.

no receivers worth a crap

depleted and unimpressive rb room

green qb that can’t handle pressure 

only te looks competent in offense 

This is the SAME shit he had on the west coast. I would like to say it won’t happen here (bullshit) but best predictor of future results is past ones. 

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

basically if its under 5 yards, sark is gonna go for it.  period.

 

the fucking moron refuses to just take points... oh yeah... and help test the kicker in a game situation that we might fucking need later this year.

 

 

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Arch is bad. We’re blaming sark but arch is making terrible throws and even worse decisions. Plenty of plays have been there and he’s not hitting them
 

Is Ryan Niblett legally blind? He ran directly into 3  tacklers on the PR. 🤦🏽‍♂️ 

 

(ETA: yes, I'm way behind.)

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3 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Thank God arch has all that sweet commercial money coming in. 

Isn't Arch pimping for some eyeglass company?  Maybe they can give him a pair to see the field.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

fuck...  thats a block in back for sure

yup. 

why punt? Texas can't score on the redzone

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Thank goodness for the penalty so we don't have the ball in their red zone.

We should win this game with defense and the points we have right now but it would be nice to see a functioning offense. 

What conference is UTEP even in?

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

I think Sark is going to go for it every chance he can on O just to get live reps. I dont like it, but hw has absolutely no fear of UTEP doing anything. He is going to keep the O out there until either they get it or Manning gets benched.

I also agree but mother fuck we need to look competent scoring. We should be able to take care of business. Even if we need more reps. 

2 minutes ago, Richter said:

Sark special.
oline woes.

no receivers worth a crap

depleted and unimpressive rb room

green qb that can’t handle pressure 

only te looks competent in offense 

It's so weird you guys constantly bash the receivers. They have been open sooo many times this season and Arch just cannot hit them. What do you want them to do? It's such cope. Arch sucks, the receivers can't get the balls to themselves 

This benefits us.  Because if we got the ball in the red zone we’d go 4 and out.  At least we have a chance 

if there is any greatness within Arch, he needs to get angry and start channeling it 

Banks truly sucks as a special teams coach--constant stream of f*ck ups

Omg. Anytime we do something good we have a penalty. I really do hate this season so far.

We're going to piss away an elite defense with shittastic offensive play

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I wish I had toe fungus so I could go order that stuff instead of watching the rest of this game.

If you have toe fungus please wear socks before you put on your undies because that shit can spread fast. 

Texas Football 2025 - Tell Me About Toe Fungus 

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CBS says Caldwell should starts

4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

"Never throw late across the middle" goes the old saying.

I guess if Arch had been in a family with some football background he might have heard this.

I like the fact that he can run the ball occasionally but he has Garrett Gilbert level mechanics when he throws.  Out of curiosity, who is our backup?

Matthew Caldwell

He's played for Jacksonville St, Gardner-Webb, and Troy. Do you feel good about him?

what the fuck man.... you have 2 hands up in the air... and then you take one down to shove the guy in the back???

 

what the fuck  ..... you were doing everything right on the play until you just went brain dead at the last second. 

We need to throw to Wingo on first down and not in high pressure situations on third down. Let Arch and Wingo settle into it. Instead we are making it as hard as possible for them to get anything going.

We don't have a RB on this roster that scares any level of defense.

This is a fucking shitshow so far, nobody can convince me it isn't. We should be up at least 21

Clark... that was a massive hole with the entire left side of the field open...

The good news is that the penalty allows us to gain more yards before we reach the 20. Silver linings everywhere!

To be fair UTEP might have the best defense we see this season 

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Arch missed a pretty easy pass on 3rd down. No touch on that throw to lead his guy. We will win today and next week but Sark isn't winning us jack shit in the long run

Fixed that for you. We shouldn't be having these sorts of QB issues and redzone, again. This is 💯 coaching

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