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    Absolutely infuriating.  Why can't he just admit that his coaching and preparation of his team was unacceptable, and vow to do something about it.

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Not a great look for recrutniks that this game is a matchup of the two QBs ranked #1 in their class by different services.

12 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

"Never throw late across the middle" goes the old saying.

Hmm.  Seems like a thing these day.

Hey, Manning put on a UTEP uniform.

our defense is good enough to win almost any game, but at some point they're going to drop a game and we do not have an offense thats going to win a game 

This defense is why I still think we can win out.

Absolutely championship caliber.  We can beat anybody with 17 to 21 points.  We shouldn't have to, but we can.

I'm going suggest throwing the ball on first down. Let's score a few more points before we treat this as practice. 

McDonald is having himself a game and the defensive turnover streak at home continues 

Wow, Manning and Nelson really are the same the person.

Edited by LonghornJudas

Well this is not going well.  No rhythm to this offense and just dumb coaching.  Punt the damn ball or kick FG when you can and let the strength of your team eat

Edited by Real Papi

Lucky for us, UTEP's overrated former 5-star QB is even worse.

Too bad the D can't score, either

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Every new starter on offense isn’t close to being as good as the guy he replaced.  Every single one.

This is some ugly offensive football from Texas...

Malachi Nelson playing the game with Arch, "Anything you can do I can do better!"

Can you throw the ball across your body like this?

Oh, can I!

Either we need 5 completions and a TD or let’s see what Lacey has

Well, fellas… nothing much left to say. I was like most of you - let’s just see gradual improvement by the offense. It’s not happening- against shit teams. I’ve never seen a more over-hyped QB/offense. This really sucks and I don’t see how they fix it in time for SEC games. Just not happening. Oh well. 

Terrible QB'ing by Malachi..... We just won't be able to rely on the defense bailing us out every game vs a quality opponent.  Sark needs to stop calling this game like it's a practice.  If he's not and calling towards what he think we're running well, then...... we have bigger issues. 

Nice to see Jelani with the pick!!!

So two of the top 5 QBs in the 2023 class are competing to see which one can make the worst decisions today? I think Manning is slightly ahread so far.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Thankfully, their QB is worse than ours. 

My god.

We can't even decide which recruiting service fucked up more

3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

On a positive note, I've got UTEP +41.5

Bill Murray Dalai Llama GIF

Your book will probably pay up now if you ask. 

I'm glad everyone is giving up on Arch and demanding he be benched in the first half of his 5th career start.

Im

fucking stoked to see what 4 and out sark cooks up here. 
 

im going 1 yard up the middle. 2nd down incomplete to Wingo overthrown by 11 yards. Swing pass to Gibson for yards. Incomplete pass to Livingston T 

Some TE curl routes, quick slants, fucking something to get his ass in rhythm for fucks sake

This DEFENSE needs Sark and offense to show a pulse.  Let’s go TEXAS!

That was bad.  

2023 5* QBS: Nelson, Manning, Nico, Dante Moore, Jackson Arnold.

Only 1 is consistent right now.

Just now, Deej said:

Hey, Manning put on a UTEP uniform.

You mean you’re wondering if he’s on the Malachi Nelson career path?  I’m going to say too early for that kind of talk, but it has been uninspiring once again

1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

our defense is good enough to win almost any game, but at some point they're going to drop a game and we do not have an offense thats going to win a game 

You mean like OSU?

Thai defense deserves more.   God dammit.  

Take it to the cloakroom fucker!

Hopefully someone just paid an Etsy witch to swap Malachi Nelson and Arch's juju and sanity will now be restored.

We have the defense rolling. And boy are they. 
 

penalties is in sark. Offense is on sark. He said he’d never give up play calling. This is the problem. The problem. 

1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

our defense is good enough to win almost any game, but at some point they're going to drop a game and we do not have an offense thats going to win a game 

inception GIF

Sun Belt Aguilar is playing well for Tennessee, Sarkisian really needs to see if his Sun Belt QB can do better than this.

If we keep this up, we are this years version of ou 2024 in the sec. I truly believe that. Arch’s head is messed up. If it isn’t a physical injury, it’s his mind. So inconsistent. So “wtf”. Hard to say, but I’ll own it.

How many times over the past decade have we seen the defense play more than well enough to win, but the offense can't keep up their end of the bargain?

I'm having chuck flashbacks, help me. [emoji85]

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