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    Absolutely infuriating.  Why can't he just admit that his coaching and preparation of his team was unacceptable, and vow to do something about it.

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Tennessee puts up 21 on Georgia in the 1st half…Texas gets 7 against (checks notes) UTEP. 
 

is that good?

i have no words for how dogshit this game is.

 

I tried asking my bookie for shits and giggles what the UTEP moneyline was... and they wouldnt give one with a 40+ point spread.

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Just now, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Passing a kidney stone has to be easier than watching the Texas offense 

 

Surgery on your kidney in the 1800s with no anesthesia would be easier to get through than watching this offense

1 minute ago, mwaadeeb said:

Quinn did not suck, but I hear you.

Certainly by this standard, he walked on water. But he was the #1 overall QBs coming out of high school with several NFL players around him but ended up a 7th round pick in the worst QB room in the NFL. 

Just now, 4th&Five said:

5/31 this season on 3rd down. Read that again. 

To get get a conversion when your QB can’t even complete a 5 yard hitch or out route.

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

Tennessee puts up 21 on Georgia in the 1st half…Texas gets 7 against (checks notes) UTEP. 
 

is that good?

(checks notes) No.

1 minute ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

Ok, I disagree with what i said. We will lose to ou and atm... this offense sucks 

We're going to lose to UTEP

I watched Arch play an almost perfect game last year against MSU. Something is wrong, whether it's physical or something else. 

WTF are they doing in practice all week. First TEam off vs third team D. No hitting allowed? D, make sure the offense looks good? Do these guys even practice. Maybe Sark needs to kick a little O-line ass.

Do we seriously have to start preparing mentally to lose to rivals? 

Yes. All of them
5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Where are the bubble screens? Where are all the passes he would dial up for Ewers?

The 👏🏼kid 👏🏼 can’t 👏🏼 hit 👏🏼 them👏🏼

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Where are the bubble screens? Where are all the passes he would dial up for Ewers?

Sark is saving them for Sam Houston State.

4 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

Maddening. Sark doesn’t know what he’s doing 

Jesus y’all aren’t watching the same game. His QB can’t his a layup pass. 
 

Bubble screens gotta be throw on target and quick.  That’s not arch right now. 
 

Sara has blame for 4th down decision making but his QB IS the problem. 

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Sark's Toilet Offense. Grab a magazine, take a shit.

The shit is the QB. 

Just now, William Bludworth said:

Watching this team is like experiencing your appendix bursting. 

That's fixable, though

You cannot force this defense to pitch a shutout. You have to support them.

1 minute ago, My display name said:

Do we seriously have to start preparing mentally to lose to rivals? 

We need to prepare to lose to Mississippi State and Vandy the way this is going.  

2 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Passing a kidney stone has to be easier than watching the Texas offense 

As long as Arch isn't aiming it. 

Guys. If you think sark is gonna show all his super cool plays before sec play you’re crazy 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Sark is off. 
Arch looks a lot less confident today than last weekend, 

it’s a 60 minute game, 

 

I am way more worried right now about Sark and the play calling and the penalties. I don’t think this is simply about Arch. And yeah he needs to play better, much better. And we have seen him play better. What the fuck is going on? 

1. The offensive game plan sucks

2. Arch isn't hitting open receivers

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I remember when I was worried this would be Arch's only year here. Lol. GTFO

Hopefully it is

2 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I've been waiting for your spin. 

He fucking sucks, yeah. But also they did the same shit to Quinn. when you see the same shit from two different QBs it's coaching.

Edited by BurntOrange&White

1 for 9 for 14 yards and an interception (it was 4th and goal).  That’s is awful and he should be pulled. 

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

The 👏🏼kid 👏🏼 can’t 👏🏼 hit 👏🏼 them👏🏼

Fucking this.
 

This thread is crazy man. So many people blaming Sark mainly when the QB can hit a slant  a crossing. Route, or a simple dig or out.

Sarks biggest issue is not benching him yet 

Edited by Drew

Tennessee puts up 21 on Georgia in the 1st half…Texas gets 7 against (checks notes) UTEP. 
 
is that good?
Yes, UTEP is sneaky good.

/Sunshine pumper
1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

We're going to lose to UTEP

Sark and Sun Belt Billy will meet in a few weeks in a loser leaves town match.

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

We need to prepare to lose to Mississippi State and Vandy the way this is going.  

Time for a "MURDERER'S ROW" reboot ms paint

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

We need to prepare to lose to Mississippi State and Vandy the way this is going.  

yea the way this offense is playing we'll be lucky to be bowl eligible . we cannot move the ball 

4 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Floods the OC of the run game. His OL gets zero push and every run looks like shit too. RBs look slow as shit. 

I was just watching Georgia’s RB hauling ass and hittin’ motherfuckers.

6 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Willie fritz would Be dominating with this team

Brent Key imo

Texas needs an Augie tirade speech at halftime...  😡

 

Sark can't even run against UTEP. The pancake factory and offensive guru can't do shit regardless of how bad Arch looks.

I'm getting a lot of 2022 Texas @ Oklahoma State flashbacks except this time our QB can't hit a damn receiver to give them the opportunity to drop it

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

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Bench him

That’s fucking awful. As others have said, if his last name was Smith he would already be on the bench sorting things out. 

5 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Sark's creativity in the running game is toilet caliber

Yeah it's horrifically bland. And the couple of times we've actually had some misdirection, we had easy gains.

3 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Tennessee puts up 21 on Georgia in the 1st half…Texas gets 7 against (checks notes) UTEP. 
 

is that good?

It's good that we don't play Tennessee.

Look at the big brain on the UTEP coach.  
I laughed too hard at this...
Sark and Sun Belt Billy will meet in a few weeks in a loser leaves town match.
Ain't this the fucking truth

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