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We had not great QBs in the 2010s.  I think maybe only John Chiles was worse than this.

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    Absolutely infuriating.  Why can't he just admit that his coaching and preparation of his team was unacceptable, and vow to do something about it.

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I kinda miss Shea Morenz.

I miss Case McCoy. 

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Hes a fucking drunk fraud 

I knew this last season. I tried to tell everyone before this season that we'd be just as bad or worse on offense. Quinn was never the problem. It was the guy coaching him and calling plays.

Just now, Thetexashammer said:

No, you bench him for the entire second half because you don't want to lose to UTEP.

Agreed. I don’t see how Caldwell (or even Owens) could be worse. He’s missing the simple throws. 

Bro this kid has fucking stone hands. 

Help your QB out for fucks sake. 

It is not uteps defense at all dumbass announcers

We should just run up the middle the rest of the season.

Nothing is going to get this guy settled. 

Just now, Richter said:

We had not great QBs in the 2010s.  I think maybe only John Chiles was worse than this.

Shidd did you see Swoopes 

oh goody...   Arch finally gets a completion after missing TEN IN A FUCKING ROW

Arch, with his feet so wide you would mistake him for playing Twister, missed an easy out to our tight end.  

this is warby parker's fault. 

 

those glasses are ass.

Ryan Wingo makes me miss Kai Money

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

Humble brag

It is his inflatable kiddie pool.

The only logical conclusion here is the concussion (that nobody on the team acknowledged)  permanently fucked up Arch's brain. 

Non ironically. This is the most likely explanation for him looking utterly retarded this season. 

They had a clean out after SJSU. State publicly that Arch has shoulder tightness or some Astros medical staff made up bullshit, prep Lacey for a week and see what he can do. 

Jesus tapdancing Christ. Are we really in a standoff with UTEP at halftime? Please tell me I'm hallucinating

Just now, Nivek said:

It is not uteps defense at all dumbass announcers

Seriously.  It's not as if they're breaking up passes.

Might need to turn Arch into Haynes King and just run his ass 20 times.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

The literal only bright spot is Gibson 

punter is good.

Kick the FG sark. Fuck it. This stupid fucking team isn’t running a play in the end zone unless it’s picked 

3 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

I mean, there's the right call for the coach, then there's the right call for me as a fan. I have no confidence this offense is going to show me anything positive. Do I really need to see more torture porn?

Why you not on the other board? lmao

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

3 for 14 on 3rd and 4th down today

But it's improving!

I see we have a guy name Kieschnick on our team.  

And a Shipley.

Our offense looks like 11 guys who read the playbook but have never practiced together on a field before. 

Coaches don't get to where Sarkisian is without being prideful, he needs to ask himself a lot of questions. 

Perhaps. similar to what the Ags ran into a few years ago, that when you buy a football team you end up with a bunch of self-absorbed heros who don't really give two fucks about this university or their teammates. They just want to cash that check and make a new insta post with their bling.

We need a team full of Sam Ehlingers and Colt McCoys.

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