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Don't recruit QBs who get annointed the best QB in the country before their senior year. They tend to peak early. 

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    Absolutely infuriating.  Why can't he just admit that his coaching and preparation of his team was unacceptable, and vow to do something about it.

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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It's really not more complicated than that.

we have had 2 #1 rated qb not improve. it may be the staff. as in sark has too much on his plate and doesnt want to let go. maybe fears a successful oc will become an heir apparent. 

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

1) Install the triple option at halftime.

2) Run it exclusively 2nd half and every game after this.

3) ?

4) Playoffs

This. I have to just think like this. 

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Sark gives weird advice sometimes. Oh good, he got booed at home against UTEP. Now he's ready to start playing. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

This might be the worst game thread I've ever seen. 

I gotta say, so far everything has been measured and well thought out responses yielded with poise and grace 

Just now, UTEE97 said:

Don't recruit QBs who get annointed the best QB in the country before their senior year. They tend to peak early. 

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4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Anyone wanting to bench this kid is a fucking mongoloid. Trust the process. We aren't losing to UTEP you vaginas. 

I don’t think we’re losing to UTEP and I still want him benched.

It doesn’t have to do with UTEP.

It has to do with him sucking ass and not being able to meet the standard.

We’ve seen some terrible QB play here but we haven’t seen anything this bad. 

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Link?

 

 

Also:

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I wonder what the fuck happened in practice. Details would be cool. 

Baxter limped off the field right in front of me shortly after his injury. He looked like he was in a lot of pain was walking very slowly 

Watching Tennessee-Georgia, I shudder to think of us playing them today.  I know we would be more up and so it wouldn't probably be quite this bad, but still

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Link?

 

 

Also:

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Has Vogel actually been saying that before today?

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

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Your Irish Wrist must be sore

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I wonder what the fuck happened in practice. Details would be cool. 

From my notes:

-Arch sucks

-Defense good

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Also:

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This can't be. Sark said on the pregame show with Craig that they had a great week of practice.

Just now, VaLonghorn99 said:

Maybe we keeping it vanilla before conference play?

Yeah, we'll show them we can complete a forward pass. It'll be a complete shock. 

QB is on an 0-9 streak, and UTEP just completely evacuates the middle. Curious call. Thanks guys.

Sark playing 5D chess to get arch booed. So arch will perform 

33 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

I don't understand how how a 15? million dollar staff can put out a product worse than a high school offense.

That's insulting to Texas high school football coaches. Please dont compare this atrocious game plan to actual coaching game plans. 

Thanks for your attention to this matter!

1 minute ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Maybe we keeping it vanilla before conference play?

Very vanilla. Thru 10 quarters all TDs are by white dudes. 

When do they start withdrawing these ads?

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Interesting that insider never once mentioned that in any of their weekly reports 

The same insiders that said this was the best Texas team ever 

1 minute ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Maybe we keeping it vanilla before conference play?

 

solid plan that's worked in the past !

6 minutes ago, Cap Hooked said:

Sark acknowledging the boos is fucking hilarious lol

What'd he say? I switched to UGA / TEN

Fucking arch commercials make me want to burn down whatever he is sponsoring. 

Disclaimer/ I would never burn anything down

Edited by MissingInAction

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Sark gives weird advice sometimes. Oh good, he got booed at home against UTEP. Now he's ready to start playing. 

Gallows humor and grasping for positives.

He essentially said "Arch sucks" and tried to make a joke about it.

If Manning has a shitty drive or two I think he sits him.

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Yeah, we'll show them we can complete a forward pass. It'll be a complete shock. 

Sad, but true.

Holy shit, they completed a pass.

Worked in this game on that last drive. 

8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Interesting that insider never once mentioned that in any of their weekly reports 

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Edited by Nicole44

2 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

I think I’m about to walk out of this game and just go the fuck home. This is pathetic.

The game I stuck out that I wonder why I did was the UCLA route 66 in that searing heat.

I remember the absolute emotional desolation after losing to NC State because of horrible special teams. That was the only reason. We couldn't punt the ball, and that was the difference in the game.

I remember walking out of the stadium when we beat North Texas because of a bad call that allowed a touchdown reception. 

If we don't miraculously change things 180 degrees in the second half - and I'm not expecting it right now - this game will have me feeling the same way, even if we win. 

I don't know what to say other than I'm completely sympathetic.

I also know it's a combination of things, but if Manning would just look like a competent quarterback it sure would help. I feel trapped by him as our starting QB right now. Just have him start looking to run more is my feeling. 

Just now, mwaadeeb said:

What'd he say? I switched to UGA / TEN

He said he told Arch you’re not a real QB till you’ve been booed

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

 

Upcoming episode 

Can you imagine being CDC at the moment.  His phone has to be blowing the fuck up

2 positives:

 

RB's look really good, particularly Gibson. Clark is showing elusiveness and he has speed for days. 

Defense is elite EVERYWHERE

Bad:

We need to know how Baxter is doing. Does his leg need amputation, is he out for an extended amount of time, another torn ligament. 

Arch fucking sucks. Time to switch QBs and see what happens. It literally cannot get any worse. 

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1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Someone wanna run a poll to bench Arch or not? 

It doesn't make a shit. Next QB will be coached by the same people and playing the same game "plan".

8 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Where is the elite speed on offense?  I don’t get it.

There isn’t any. They are all slow - I saw this va OSU where everyone on the field was slower than those dudes. 

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Link?

 

 

Also:

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Thought these guys were pumping sunshine all week.

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