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This reminds me of the time we went to Cozumel and had some great scuba dives the first couple of days and then uncontrollable diarrhea the next few days.

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Just now, Drew said:

Which is the answer  for the “why no screens?!?” Crying. 
 

if it’s mental he needs to unfuck himself. 
 

Otherwise he’s just not good. 

I mean, that's the answer. I'm not saying he's the only problem, but he's the biggest problem. If Manning doesn't unfuck himself, it's hard to see how this isn't anything other than a nightmare season. 

Whoever did Arch’s LASIK fucked up. He is

like Doc Holliday out there 

And throws it at the TE's feet. Good call, Arch. Good penalty, Campbell. One day a trophy will be made just for you. To shame any lineman that comes within 50 holds of you. You will be a cautionary tale. 

Just now, ztejas said:

I'm not a big receipt puller but y'all are putting quite a bit out there today. 

It is year 3 for him and he can't complete basic passes. You're deluding yourself here. 

Just now, Richter said:

This reminds me of the time we went to Cozumel and had some great scuba dives the first couple and then uncontrollable diarrhea the next few days.

What's the analogue for the great scuba dives? The last two seasons?

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I'm not a big receipt puller but y'all are putting quite a bit out there today. 

I really, really, really hope you get a chance to pull all of them.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I'm not a big receipt puller but y'all are putting quite a bit out there today. 

Let us know when you get to use them

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Maybe I'll light the coffee table on fire before I throw it through the window.

I went through three coffee tables in one year of TX football circa 1998.  Been a running joke in my family for years.

@Jameslaw121

1 minute ago, SL Xpress said:

I mean, that's the answer. I'm not saying he's the only problem, but he's the biggest problem. If Manning doesn't unfuck himself, it's hard to see how this isn't anything other than a nightmare season. 

Agreed here.  

I'm not a big receipt puller but y'all are putting quite a bit out there today. 

Do you have eyes?

I have been watching football for a very long time... and Ive never seen a starting college QB consistently either throw the ball at his receivers feet, or overthrows him by 10 yards. 

 

 

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

Whoever did Arch’s LASIK fucked up. He is

like Doc Holliday out there 

I don't think he got lasik, that was Wingo. Arch sports Warby Parker glasses. Lasik wouldnt help him, anyway.

Just now, David Dennison said:

I really, really, really hope you get a chance to pull all of them.

Miracles happen... hopefully.

Just now, chemHORN said:

Need a QB switch.  Not watching Chris Simms v2. 

Don't insult Simms like that. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

6-18, 77 yds

Yuck.

Pretty sure that kid from HomeAlone could have thrown for 77 yards. C’mon Arch.  

He is playing like someone who hasn't thrown before. Worse than Chiles at Cal.

Defense is so good it's mind fucking me our offense isn't better just for having to face them all offseason

Just now, DaysOff said:


Do you have eyes?

He’s drunk, trolling, or bowlf

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I'm not a big receipt puller but y'all are putting quite a bit out there today. 

Why are you an Arch apologist all of a sudden. Your takes have been bad since week 1 and you’ve typically had good takes before that.

It’s like you’ve gone blind.

That is one of those he decided who he was throwing to no matter what. 

17-3 with 7 min left.

We'll win 42-3 and it'll look like a blowout in the box score.  

Welp, there's an int, so let the rout begin.

There you go, defense.  Give us some hope for the rest of the year.

How can manning throw so poorly? 

Lol what is Nelson looking at. 

Arch on our sideline thinking 'I'm still not the worst 5 star QB from my class"

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

Flood is ridiculously overrated.

Jeff Banks says hold my beer

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

Flood is ridiculously overrated.

Flood fucking sucks at his job. He has two better linemen sitting on the bench, while we get to watch Stroh and his sand feet struggle against UTEP. 

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

damn...

 

that throw was worse than Arch Manning bad

The throw was too accurate for Arch. 

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