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We ran the ball 56 times.  I can't get into Sark's head to know why, but we started the game basically hit 2 20-yard passes, then decided to run every play that wasn't 3rd and long after that.

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    Absolutely infuriating.  Why can't he just admit that his coaching and preparation of his team was unacceptable, and vow to do something about it.

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All you fuckers that were talking about the Heisman in the preseason can lick my ballsack.  

 

 

2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Baxter is such a disappointment

I don't consider him a disappointment at all. Injuries happen, and before he left game he was averaging over 5 ypc. Let's hope he makes it back, then we'll have four RB's and won't have to rely on just him. He's not as great as I hoped he would be, but that's recruiting, and rankings. He's playing just well enough (when healthy) to make a difference. 

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6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Does anyone on this board remember a worse win?

I can't.

UNT 1988

but this was ugly 

OTF and all those morons lie to get buy in. None of them know shit. We look like a bottom feeder.

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Now we get to watch aggy surpass us and beat nd 

And you'll be disappointed if they don't. Negative Nancy is your name.

3 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Well, actually, we found three. Gibson didn't fumble, Clark can catch, and Simon will be special. Dude takes hits, spins out, and grinds for yards. 

Clark can be really good once he stops dancing behind the LOS

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Simon had 70 yards in basically a qtr and a half with a dog shit game plan and shit o line.  Futures bright for him 

I think he may be kin to me. There's still a few Simons in Shreveport but most of us are along the I-10 corridor from Louisianato southeast Texas, I know his dad is from Baton Rouge. 

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

How many times does a coordinator get the head coaching job (other than interim time frame) when the head coach gets fired?  It’s happened but has to be rare as hell. 

Clay Helton was his OC at USC. Both his known mentors are defensive coaches. Maybe we should have considered while hiring that he ran kept Reggie on the side and ran Lendale.  Cant complain about lack of 4th down ineffectiveness now. 

:D

Now I know why there was no spring game. I can’t imagine how bad we were because we are awful now.

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Arch is trash

I don't think i have ever in my life receive such monumental hype and not even be able to throw to anyone other than their feet. 

1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

I dot. Consider him a disappointment at all. Injuries happen, and before he left game he was averaging over 5 ypc. Let's hope he makes it back, then we'll have four RB's and won't have to rely on just him. He's not a great as I hoped he would be, but that's recruiting, and rankings. 

He is a China doll. Injury prevention is part of being an athlete unfortunately. 

This team is easily worse than Herman's last. At least Sam could complete a pass 

5 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Now we get to watch aggy surpass us and beat nd 

LOLOLOL 

Aged like milk on a summer's day

1 minute ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

This team is easily worse than Herman's last. At least Sam could complete a pass 

Elingher would have us undefeated right now

There’s just a lack of some basic fundamentals out there on O. OL had a difficult time with basic coverage.
 

The Wingo sweep was a comedy of errors as 83/Shannon moved out to block and let two people pass him by while he hand-checked air.
 

Route running looks slow and sloppy. 
 

And our QB is still missing easy throws in the same manner as game #1. 
 

Play-calling is probably not helping him out much either. 
 

Not good, Bob. 

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

LOLOLOL 

Aged like milk on a summer's day

Really? We'll see. 

I’d say hire Marcus Freeman and make Sark the OC. 
he clearly can’t handle being a Headcoach 

 

*excuse my outburst , I’m just in my feelings

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1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

L o fucking L

Chris Simms played 5000 times better than what we're watching. What a stupid comparison.

The correct comparison is Shea Morenz

I just feel bad for everyone that spent money on manning jerseys.  At least I have a VY Rose Bowl Jersey

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

LOLOLOL 

Aged like milk on a summer's day

What did you see that made you happy in that? Caldwell can do just what Arch can: run for 5 yards.

Just now, Nope said:

Clark can be really good once he stops dancing behind the LOS

Not that impressed with Clark. Simon definitely, Gibson maybe. Not impressed with Baxter either. 5ypc against Utep means nothing. Running game pretty mediocre under Sark. Can't believe he coached under Saban for years.

1 minute ago, Nope said:

Clark can be really good once he stops dancing behind the LOS

He's still young and he'll find what works for him. His dancing got him some yards, but it also got him tackled for no yards. It's his first game as a featured player, so I can't blame him for wanting (in his head) to put on a show like this is hs. He'll be better.
 

Simon, OTOH, is fucking ready. No dancing. Just runs forward, takes on tackles, drags dudes with him for a gain of 4-6 each pop. He's all business. I love it. I honestly expect him to demoralize aggie. 

1 minute ago, Whitewater Horn said:

Anyone missing Ewers yet? At last he had finesse and touch in on short and intermediate passes. 

Yes. We are undefeated and #1 with Ewers. 

6 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

I recommend volleyball. Might not be your thing, but this team is a lot of fun to root for. Two really gutty wins already this season with the chips down against top 10 teams. 

Good point.  I do like volleyball. 

1 minute ago, Whitewater Horn said:

Anyone missing Ewers yet? At last he had finesse and touch in on short and intermediate passes. 

Not even a little bit.

5 minutes ago, JBJ said:

We ran the ball 56 times.  I can't get into Sark's head to know why, but we started the game basically hit 2 20-yard passes, then decided to run every play that wasn't 3rd and long after that.

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Just now, PhillyHorn1 said:

What did you see that made you happy in that? Caldwell can do just what Arch can: run for 5 yards.

Aggy just got a punt blocked and ND returned it for a TD

3 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

LOLOLOL 

Aged like milk on a summer's day

Elingher would have us undefeated right now

He might you pedantic, mental midget. Go choke down some more bobby and gerry cock you dumb shit

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1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Yes. We are undefeated and #1 with Ewers. 

I wince when I admit to this, but we all know it's true. 

Just now, HeyMcFly said:

Can we steal lanoris through NIL?

Nest year, sir. Next year he's ours. 

Still can't get time of possession stats right!!!! 🙄 

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14 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Does anyone on this board remember a worse win?

I can't.

Before my time, but didn't we win some fluke, bs lucky game against North Texas?

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Before my time, but didn't we win some fluke, bs lucky game against North Texas?

Yes, 1988 when they were Division 1-AA.

I feel like I’m watching this movie again in real life. 

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I thought we had a really good third string QB under Ewers. People were saying he'd replace Arch after Arch goes pro. .I saw him play and he was fucking good, but can't remember his name. What happened to him? 

2 minutes ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

Defense is possibly best in the nation. Offense might be the worst. 

If Sark has the balls to use Arch as a battering ram, we can still have a nice season. If we continue this charade of pretending he is a passing QB we will finish with a losing record. 

17 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Arch is trash

Now this is the insightful commentary I come here for.

Maybe I missed it but what happened to Simmons?  Did he get hurt or benched?

 

Also Dia Bell has to be on decommit watch.  Can't have back to back "generational" QBs look like trash under your tutelage.

 

Sark also needs to stop sniffing his own farts.  His play calling is beyond predictable. Needs more change on offensive side of ball. 

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Maybe I missed it but what happened to Simmons?  Did he get hurt or benched?

I like the outside the box thinking here. Let’s play him at QB. Can’t be worse.
16 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

I just feel bad for everyone that spent money on manning jerseys.

It's next year's Ironic Jersey.  

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3 minutes ago, GTJ1982 said:

Sark also needs to stop sniffing his own farts.  His play calling is beyond predictable. Needs more change on offensive side of ball. 

Maybe, but today had nothing to do with the play calling.

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