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#1001
4 minutes ago, 936horn said:

Check their schedule. Outside of maybe LSU, who also appears fraudulent, there’s not a single team left on there that should beat them

Hey….remember you’re talking about aggy….i said…..aggy!

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#1003
1 minute ago, BearSchlong said:


Or they’re Presbyterians who attended Catholic School.

You won’t let us Protestants take communion during mass? Fine, I’ll just enjoy Irish tears on Monday.

Pfft. Take it anyway. That's what I did.

#1004
Just now, ztejas said:

I can't wait for Arch to lead all of you poor, sick, miserable children out of the desert. 

I hope so

Not going to bet on it though

#1007
2 minutes ago, wood said:

Wait ... the dude's name is really Buckner? Didn't notice. Holy shit.

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Buchner played for ND in 21-22, then transferred to Alabama where he got benched, then transferred back to ND and is still stinking up the place. 

#1009
6 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

It wasn’t a hold……it was actually a tackle….refs closed their eyes to that one.

He got beat bad and dragged the guy down by his legs. Should be called 10/10 times

#1010
4 minutes ago, yoladu said:

first road win against a ranked team since 11/8/14

sheesh

I believe RC only had 1 road win against a ranked team in his career. That just proves the power of Pyle.

#1011

ND looks like 5-7 Texas after Colt went down. Could they have their own Murderers Row at home? I went to all those home games. At some point I was just numb but at least I got to hang with my brother as a sidekick to a historically bizarre and bad season. 

#1012

Let aggy have their fun.  They gave up 40, their defense is a problem as much as our offense is a problem.  Not to mention they got A LOT of help from the refs between the 3 points that came out of the targeting (and the removal of a defensive captain) and well just blatant whistle swallowing on the last few plays.  

They're still aggy and they got plenty of track in front of them.

Plus Notre Dame just got put in a DEEP hole.

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#1013

Just want to check with ztejas since all your resteraunts are closed now, are we now allowed to talk about how much Arch sucked the last 3 games or you watching some late night PAC12 action?

#1014

Will be interesting going forward. Their D is giving up 28ish point per game, a veteran QB and a good D gives them fits. It’s good for cfb and the state rivalry when they’re like this. Again, we see this every year.

#1016
2 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Have you not watched Aggy like, at all?  It doesn't matter what is supposed to happen.  Losing is in their nature.  It's baked into their DNA.  Dread it.  Run from it.  Destiny and eight wins arrives all the same.  

Reed has to get injured at some point and if he comes back he'll be strangely a shell of the player he was today. This is an aggy qb. 

#1018

I’m going to say that I don’t mind A&M beating Notre Dame. Listened to the game on the satellite radio after the debacle at WVU. Makes the night a bit better.

#1019
4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I can't wait for Arch to lead all of you poor, sick, miserable children out of the desert. 

For both our sakes I hope it happens soon…

#1020
3 minutes ago, BERT said:

LMAO @UTEX_ME negging everyone. You silly bitch 

@chemHORN was dragging alt accounts out of the closet to try and gaslight me. 

In case any of you think I'm deranged and my behavior on here is unacceptable. 

I mean I am and it is but there's still levels to this stuff. 

#1021
1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Reed has to get injured at some point and if he comes back he'll be strangely a shell of the player he was today. This is an aggy qb. 

Well he does already have the Aggy fake an injury shit down pat.  

#1022
2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Let aggy have their fun.  They gave up 40, their defense is a problem as much as our offense is a problem.  Not to mention they got A LOT of help from the refs between the 3 points that came out of the targeting (and the removal of a defensive captain) and well just blatant whistle swallowing on the last few plays.  

They're still aggy and they got plenty of track in front of them.

…and ND missed the extra point that probably would have changed the outcome.

#1023
4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Aggy at LSU in primetime Oct 25 looking real tasty right now 

The time is now to buy into plastic cup futures.

Texas A&M reveal cups celebrating LSU win

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#1024
2 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Just want to check with ztejas since all your resteraunts are closed now, are we now allowed to talk about how much Arch sucked the last 3 games or you watching some late night PAC12 action?

Cal vs Minn is spicy, yo. 

#1025
2 minutes ago, mrhorn said:

Their D is giving up 28ish point per game

2/3 of their schedule was against UTSA & Utah State.

#1026
Just now, ztejas said:

@chemHORN was dragging alt accounts out of the closet to try and gaslight me. 

In case any of you think I'm deranged and my behavior on here is unacceptable. 

I mean I am and it is but there's still levels to this stuff. 

Lol. I still have 1 account and this is it.  So dont put your making enemies all across the interwebs on me. 

#1027
4 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

He needs to take a week off.

He is literally like this for every sport, all year long. One week ain’t doing anything. He’s an autist and hating Texas sports is his hyper fixation 

#1028

Notre Dame never should have taken that last timeout, they had A&M's number. That timeout gave them time to reset. 

#1029
5 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Buchner played for ND in 21-22, then transferred to Alabama where he got benched, then transferred back to ND and is still stinking up the place. 

I think you misspelled "Bucknering up the place".

#1030
Just now, chemHORN said:

Lol. I still have 1 account and this is it.  So dont put your making enemies all across the interwebs on me. 

Sure, buddy. We believe you. 

#1031
3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

ND looks like 5-7 Texas after Colt went down. Could they have their own Murderers Row at home? I went to all those home games. At some point I was just numb but at least I got to hang with my brother as a sidekick to a historically bizarre and bad season. 

Wat?

#1032
3 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Just want to check with ztejas since all your resteraunts are closed now, are we now allowed to talk about how much Arch sucked the last 3 games or you watching some late night PAC12 action?

How long does Sark stick with Arch…..Sark has to believe he is a coach able and quality QB, or you don’t spend the time with him?  Come on Arch!

#1034
3 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I’m going to say that I don’t mind A&M beating Notre Dame. Listened to the game on the satellite radio after the debacle at WVU. Makes the night a bit better.

I have no problem with it.  ND and Michigan both get ranked high in the preseason every year just because of their names.  There were plenty of years both did jack squat those seasons, but were Top Ten again before the next season. 
 

4 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Well he does already have the Aggy fake an injury shit down pat.  

Uhh, people here were saying he was dead after that hit.  

#1035
2 minutes ago, wood said:

Wait ... the dude's name is really Buckner? Didn't notice. Holy shit.

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I was driving my parents' diesel-Suburban home from Austin (we had watched Texas beat my-little-pony 27-24 at Memorial Stadium the day before) and heard that whole game on that Suburban's radio, including Bill Buckner's infamous error.

#1038
9 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Aggy winning the sec 

Are they getting a whole new defense in the next two weeks?

Do y'all not remember when they got up to #10 last year before they imploded over and over?

This is what they do.  Good start, hopes up, sleeping giant is awake.  Minor setback, still alive for national championship.  Another minor setback, can still get to the CCG with some help.  Two more minor setbacks and the Texas Bowl is actually a bigger deal than most people realize, and losing that to a team that was only 4 losses away from being undefeated is actually respectable, and next year we return to glory.

#1040
3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

He is literally like this for every sport, all year long. One week ain’t doing anything. He’s an autist and hating Texas sports is his hyper fixation 

To add to this, so am I and hating UTex is mine

#1041

We can take solace in knowing ND won't be making the playoffs this season, either.

#1042

I’m not worried about aggy just yet. They ain’t Georgia, still on schedule for the roller coaster because it’s in their blood.

#1043
5 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Well he does already have the Aggy fake an injury shit down pat.  

That was NOT a targeting penalty….refs screwed this up, swinging momentum to aggy.  Turible call.

#1045
1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Sure, buddy. We believe you. 

You should.  Ive had the same username since hornfans days and no need for another. But if you want I csn gaslight you from my one and only account.  Still waiting on those body shots too! 

#1047
2 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

There it is. PUT IT ON SHIRTS AND MUGS!

And memorial circle-jerks and memorial jizz-jars.  Lulz.

#1048
4 minutes ago, DreadHead said:

Notre Dame never should have taken that last timeout, they had A&M's number. That timeout gave them time to reset. 

I think they still had their number on that last play, the rusher was going to get in Reed's face and throw off what happened there.  Now maybe some other crazy shit happens but we will never know since he uhhhh got tackled by the offensive lineman he beat.

#1049
3 minutes ago, Chad said:

We can take solace in knowing ND won't be making the playoffs this season, either.

Well, they are winless, and haven’t won a game all year…..aggy beat a winless team.

#1050
11 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

I remember reading someone here saying “now I know what day I will live over and over in Hell” when Caleb Williams scored at the end of the game and the Tide lost on a last second field goal in College Station that night. 

Today is nothing compared to January 2, 1984.

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