September 15Sep 15 Popular Post All of you are sitting around moping about like someone just shot your dog. Frankly - I'm fucking tired of it. This is Texas football. Back to back CFP appearances. Back to back national semifinals. B12 champs 2023. SEC title game 2024. Back to back 12 win seasons (13 last year). Thorpe award 2024. Outland trophy 2024. 25 NFL draft picks the last two seasons. Get y'all's fucking shit together and quit being a bunch of bitches. If I have to see one more motherfucker post about 2010 Texas or Garrett Gilbert I'm throwing a damn brick through someone's window. I am so, deeply sorry that Arch Manning isn't instantly 2019 Joe Burrow. Why don't all of you relax and watch a couple more games before claiming that this team is going 7-5. These dogs get another warmup and then they all go get to prove themselves. We are going to fuck Florida's shit up. We are going to fuck OU's shit up. Have some fucking faith in what your head coach has shown you and what he has already delivered for this program. The QB is green. They will figure it out. Together. Give them time. Have some God damn faith for once in your life. THIS IS TEXAS FOOTBALL, GOD DAMMIT. Let's fucking ride. 🤘
September 15Sep 15 Negged. No opinion on football offered just a bunch of pants pissing about the board being loyal enough for your liking.
September 15Sep 15 13 minutes ago, ztejas said: All of you are sitting around moping about like someone just shot your dog. Frankly - I'm fucking tired of it. This is Texas football. Back to back CFP appearances. Back to back national semifinals. B12 champs 2023. SEC title game 2024. Back to back 12 win seasons (13 last year). Thorpe award 2024. Outland trophy 2024. 25 NFL draft picks the last two seasons. Get y'all's fucking shit together and quit being a bunch of bitches. If I have to see one more motherfucker post about 2010 Texas or Garrett Gilbert I'm throwing a damn brick through someone's window. I am so, deeply sorry that Arch Manning isn't instantly 2019 Joe Burrow. Why don't all of you relax and watch a couple more games before claiming that this team is going 7-5. These dogs get another warmup and then they all go get to prove themselves. We are going to fuck Florida's shit up. We are going to fuck OU's shit up. Have some fucking faith in what your head coach has shown you and what he has already delivered for this program. The QB is green. They will figure it out. Together. Give them time. Have some God damn faith for once in your life. THIS IS TEXAS FOOTBALL, GOD DAMMIT. Let's fucking ride. 🤘 Will this fix Arch?
September 15Sep 15 Author 12 minutes ago, 6th Street said: Sir, this is a Wendy's. 4 minutes ago, Newy25 said: Negged. No opinion on football offered just a bunch of pants pissing about the board being loyal enough for your liking. "I'm in this post and I don't like it"
September 15Sep 15 Author 1 minute ago, immamac said: I need an accompanying video rant with voice. I'll give you 5 minutes if you promise to pin it.
September 15Sep 15 1 minute ago, ztejas said: I'll give you 5 minutes if you promise to pin it. Done.
September 15Sep 15 ztejas has us standing tall before the man. Edited September 15Sep 15 by TwiceHorn
September 15Sep 15 Author (this is the get in the motherfucker thread in case anyone was confused - btw) 7 minutes ago, immamac said: Done. Let me workshop. A lot of the shit I want to say may cross some lines here. I'll pm you a vid.
September 15Sep 15 Just now, ztejas said: (this is the get in the motherfucker thread in case anyone was confused - btw) Let me workshop. A lot of the shit I want to say may cross some lines here. I'll pm you a vid. Yeah nice. We will make a surly "Call In" thread haha.
September 15Sep 15 Author 5 minutes ago, Iceman said: This isn't for Tech fans this is Texas on Texas business. In house drama.
September 15Sep 15 3 minutes ago, ztejas said: This isn't for Tech fans this is Texas on Texas business. In house drama. Says the pony boi...
September 15Sep 15 34 minutes ago, ztejas said: All of you are sitting around moping about like someone just shot your dog. Frankly - I'm fucking tired of it. This is Texas football. Back to back CFP appearances. Back to back national semifinals. B12 champs 2023. SEC title game 2024. Back to back 12 win seasons (13 last year). Thorpe award 2024. Outland trophy 2024. 25 NFL draft picks the last two seasons. Get y'all's fucking shit together and quit being a bunch of bitches. If I have to see one more motherfucker post about 2010 Texas or Garrett Gilbert I'm throwing a damn brick through someone's window. I am so, deeply sorry that Arch Manning isn't instantly 2019 Joe Burrow. Why don't all of you relax and watch a couple more games before claiming that this team is going 7-5. These dogs get another warmup and then they all go get to prove themselves. We are going to fuck Florida's shit up. We are going to fuck OU's shit up. Have some fucking faith in what your head coach has shown you and what he has already delivered for this program. The QB is green. They will figure it out. Together. Give them time. Have some God damn faith for once in your life. THIS IS TEXAS FOOTBALL, GOD DAMMIT. Let's fucking ride. 🤘 You want to back this up? Or did you just want to post a bunch of emotional diarrhea for your own personal therapy? Past performance is not indicative of future results.
September 15Sep 15 How's your team doing? *********************** Wait just one cotton pickin' minute. That looks like a backyard. You have a popcorn machine at your house? I feel incomplete. And I want hot buttered popcorn with my Jack and Diet Coke. 16 minutes ago, Armybrat said: Edited September 15Sep 15 by Bullneck
September 15Sep 15 Author 6 minutes ago, Bullneck said: How's your team doing? My adopted team? We're chilling. We're about to fuck TCU up again.
September 15Sep 15 1 hour ago, ztejas said: All of you are sitting around moping about like someone just shot your dog. Frankly - I'm fucking tired of it. This is Texas football. Back to back CFP appearances. Back to back national semifinals. B12 champs 2023. SEC title game 2024. Back to back 12 win seasons (13 last year). Thorpe award 2024. Outland trophy 2024. 25 NFL draft picks the last two seasons. Get y'all's fucking shit together and quit being a bunch of bitches. If I have to see one more motherfucker post about 2010 Texas or Garrett Gilbert I'm throwing a damn brick through someone's window. I am so, deeply sorry that Arch Manning isn't instantly 2019 Joe Burrow. Why don't all of you relax and watch a couple more games before claiming that this team is going 7-5. These dogs get another warmup and then they all go get to prove themselves. We are going to fuck Florida's shit up. We are going to fuck OU's shit up. Have some fucking faith in what your head coach has shown you and what he has already delivered for this program. The QB is green. They will figure it out. Together. Give them time. Have some God damn faith for once in your life. THIS IS TEXAS FOOTBALL, GOD DAMMIT. Let's fucking ride. 🤘 I haven’t seen any responses to this and have battled you plenty (mostly on the bball board) but I’m in on this post. Let’s look like ass against Florida before the panic button gets pushed.
September 15Sep 15 1 hour ago, ztejas said: I am so, deeply sorry that Arch Manning isn't instantly 2019 Joe Burrow. Why don't all of you relax and watch a couple more games before claiming that this team is going 7-5. I'd be happy with him being Case McCoy myself. Long way to go. I think he turns it around.
September 15Sep 15 4 minutes ago, MrX said: I haven’t seen any responses to this and have battled you plenty (mostly on the bball board) but I’m in on this post. Let’s look like ass against Florida before the panic button gets pushed. Looking like ass against Florida is more acceptable than looking like shit vs UTEP
September 15Sep 15 2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said: I'd be happy with him being Case McCoy myself. Long way to go. I think he turns it around. Where did we leave that Moxie? Surely, it's in a couch cushion somewhere?
September 15Sep 15 Yeah the thing is Texas looks like ass most of the time, especially in the third quarter, but wins. Will sark get over the hump, we will know when we know. It is what it is. Get in the motherfucker or realize most of us are aging assholes slightly obsessed with young men beating the shit out of each other. Gotta get in the zen mother fucker if you ask me. arch looks like bidet-less ass but who the fuck knows when sark’s teams basically play to competition. Let’s see what happens at Fla and at Dallas. We can abort at 3-3 if we need to. Or we can ride this bitch at 5-1…. It’s not like I have any control here so I’m just going to wait and see.
September 15Sep 15 Author I did 10 minutes on video and sent it to @immamac. with my permission to post it. Ball is in his court.
September 15Sep 15 Author 31 minutes ago, MrX said: I haven’t seen any responses to this and have battled you plenty (mostly on the bball board) but I’m in on this post. Let’s look like ass against Florida before the panic button gets pushed. I have you mentally marked as a good poster. Nuggets fan, right?
September 15Sep 15 40 minutes ago, Dahobbs said: I'd be happy with him being Case McCoy myself. Long way to go. I think he turns it around. As limited as Case was physically, he was a gamer. Understood what it meant to play in big games and in big moments. Herped derped us to wins over A&M and OU.
September 15Sep 15 26 minutes ago, ztejas said: I did 10 minutes on video and sent it to @immamac. with my permission to post it. Ball is in his court. Can you TL;DR that?
September 15Sep 15 Author 6 minutes ago, troph said: Can you TL;DR that? I can pm you the google drive file lol.
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