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  • Let’s be honest, boycotting watching arch isn’t that big of a sacrifice. 

  • turtlepond
    turtlepond

    Oh No!  Death of Democracy!  The Constitution in tatters......   Hahahahahahahahahaha..... FUCK Jimmy Kimmell    Now go ahead and neg me into Bolivia.....  

  • Chuckie Finster
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    I’ll never get over us throwing away this country for Donald fucking Trump.

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So Kimmel back on Tuesday apparently

Yep, as I said I knew this was coming. Too late for me, I won't be resubscribing or knowingly giving them any money at all moving forward. But they'll get the vast majority of people back. 

honestly kind of shocked

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Huh.  Maybe outrage DOES have an effect.

Regarding PBS:  I may be old, but I will go to my imminent grave saying Austin City Limits, Antiques Roadshow, America's Test Kitchen, Cook's Country, Pati's Mexican Table (mmm Pati) and Samantha Brown all kick ass.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Huh.  Maybe outrage DOES have an effect.

Regarding PBS:  I may be old, but I will go to my imminent grave saying Austin City Limits, Antiques Roadshow, America's Test Kitchen, Cook's Country, Pati's Mexican Table (mmm Pati) and Samantha Brown all kick ass.

Your omission of the absolutely adorable Lucy Worsley from Lucy Worsley Investigates is duly noted and is going in your permanent record.

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4 hours ago, fuggled said:

Da fuq you say?

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5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Huh.  Maybe outrage DOES have an effect.

Regarding PBS:  I may be old, but I will go to my imminent grave saying Austin City Limits, Antiques Roadshow, America's Test Kitchen, Cook's Country, Pati's Mexican Table (mmm Pati) and Samantha Brown all kick ass.

And the entire Ken Burns catalog. 

So will maga start cancelling Hulu/Disney+? They probably shouldn't have done anything at all and just let it blow over. They're now a target of both ends of the spectrum.

31 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

In the interest of "national dialogue," and giving airtime to the viewpoints of Charlie Kirk supporters, Jimmy should have prominent Trump and Kirk supporter Forgiato Blow on to perform "Good and Evil," so he can tell us about how lynching is good:

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The song calls for “a big tall tree and a short piece of rope” to “hang ‘em up high at sundown” and “leave ‘em swinging so the folks all know you don’t mess around in our town.”

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A verse from Forgiato Blow, whose real name is Kurt Jantz, lists three white murder victims whose killer or accused killers are Black and Latino. He named the killings of Austin Metcalf, Laken Riley, and Iryna Zarutska, who was fatally stabbed on a bus in North Carolina. Jantz says she was killed by a “n******.”

Later, Lawhorn sings “we ought to do it like they did it way back in the day because grandaddy’s way works best.”

You know, just welcoming different viewpoints, and bringing people together.  Right?

23 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Huh.  Maybe outrage DOES have an effect.

Regarding PBS:  I may be old, but I will go to my imminent grave saying Austin City Limits, Antiques Roadshow, America's Test Kitchen, Cook's Country, Pati's Mexican Table (mmm Pati) and Samantha Brown all kick ass.

Only if led by a man, nay a myth, that is our Huckleberry. 

also helped that Trump and his cronies overplayed their hand. 

25 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Huh.  Maybe outrage DOES have an effect.

Regarding PBS:  I may be old, but I will go to my imminent grave saying Austin City Limits, Antiques Roadshow, America's Test Kitchen, Cook's Country, Pati's Mexican Table (mmm Pati) and Samantha Brown all kick ass.

Can we get a national outrage on teethy blowjobs or Cowboys draft picks?  Use your force for good JimmyJ

4 hours ago, fuggled said:

Da fuq you say?

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I'm still waiting for the measured drawring that I ordered for that one coffee table he made....

I'd bet that Kimmel was told to just not mention it and move on, but if they want him to apologize then he shoud do it this way:

 

how many people attended the nuremburg rally in phoenix yesterday?

all i've seen online is "tens of thousands"

on saturday the newspeak was "100000+ with overlow in multiple venues"

too short on time to go searching other threads

thank you in advance

22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

In the interest of "national dialogue," and giving airtime to the viewpoints of Charlie Kirk supporters, Jimmy should have prominent Trump and Kirk supporter Forgiato Blow on to perform "Good and Evil," so he can tell us about how lynching is good:

You know, just welcoming different viewpoints, and bringing people together.  Right?

He's not racist. He's just an anti-crime musical performer. What he really means is he's against crime and wants potential perpetrators to have due process and Constitutional protections to which everyone is entitled. - MAGA language interpreters, probably

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

how many people attended the nuremburg rally in phoenix yesterday?

all i've seen online is "tens of thousands"

on saturday the newspeak was "100000+ with overlow in multiple venues"

too short on time to go searching other threads

thank you in advance

Local media says 90,000. 70,000 at venue, with two overflow places at 10,000 each.

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/arizona/2025/09/21/charlie-kirk-service-state-farm-stadium-crowds/86228387007/

38 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Your omission of the absolutely adorable Lucy Worsley from Lucy Worsley Investigates is duly noted and is going in your permanent record.

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40 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Your omission of the absolutely adorable Lucy Worsley from Lucy Worsley Investigates is duly noted and is going in your permanent record.

I will take this under advisement.  Thank you, good sir.

51 minutes ago, 'stache said:

So will maga start cancelling Hulu/Disney+? They probably shouldn't have done anything at all and just let it blow over. They're now a target of both ends of the spectrum.

The absolute worse course of action is to make a decision and then meekly reverse it a week later. This doesn't make everyone happy, it makes everyone mad.

Curious as to what are the terms of his return.

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bad writing.

Curious as to what are the terms of his return.

Considering that he did nothing wrong, I’m hoping zero.
23 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Curious as to what are the terms of his return.

300% pay raise.

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Canceled my disney, hulu, espn bundle today.  It sucks because I liked the content and I have a young daughter who's into princess shit.  In the grand scheme of things I know my $25 bucks a month doesn't mean shit.  However. I felt I had to say something, not just to ABC, but the next corporation that might bend the knee.

43 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

In the grand scheme of things I know my $25 bucks a month doesn't mean shit.

I think an argument can be made that your $25, as well as the $25 from enough aware and motivated people, has made a difference.

44 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Canceled my disney, hulu, espn bundle today.  It sucks because I liked the content and I have a young daughter who's into princess shit.  In the grand scheme of things I know my $25 bucks a month doesn't mean shit.  However. I felt I had to say something, not just to ABC, but the next corporation that might bend the knee.

Used to have this t-shirt back in the 90s. It might be time to get a new one.

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Sinclair still preempting Kimmel. I’m guessing Nexstar will do the same 🙄
 

 

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Just a reminder, don't fucking watch KEYE, it's a Sinclair station, working in active concert with the fascist regime to subjugate and buttfuck the country.

Fuck Disney.  I’m not re-subscribing.  Too little too late!

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Your omission of the absolutely adorable Lucy Worsley from Lucy Worsley Investigates is duly noted and is going in your permanent record.

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Bayeux Bayeux

 

19 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Sinclair still preempting Kimmel. I’m guessing Nexstar will do the same 🙄
 

 

Somebody has to be the TV station that freaked out about Star Trek's interracial kiss.

So glad I grew up in 1960s Bama. I already saw the Cliffs Notes on all of this.

Sinclair still preempting Kimmel. I’m guessing Nexstar will do the same [emoji849]
 
 

Fuck them
1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

So glad I grew up in 1960s Bama.

I’ll take “Things Only White Folks Say” for $800, Alex. 

3 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

I’ll take “Things Only White Folks Say” for $800, Alex. 

^^^Gospel Truth.

Oh they want “an environment of constructive respectful dialogue”.

So I guess they won’t ever show our current president again? The guy who immediately started screaming about going to war with the left, while Kimmel was talking about how terrible the murder was and offering condolences to Kirk’s wife and family.

Sinclair/Nexstar/Tegna stations in Texas:

  • Austin
    • KEYE (CBS), KXAN (NBC), KVUE (ABC)
  • DFW
    • WFAA (ABC)
  • Houston
    • KHOU (CBS)
  • San Antonio
    • WOAI (NBC), KENS (CBS)

Plus a bunch of CW-type shit that nobody watches.

19 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Sinclair/Nexstar/Tegna stations in Texas:

  • Austin
    • KEYE (CBS), KXAN (NBC), KVUE (ABC)
  • DFW
    • WFAA (ABC)
  • Houston
    • KHOU (CBS)
  • San Antonio
    • WOAI (NBC), KENS (CBS)

Plus a bunch of CW-type shit that nobody watches.

Damn, Austin, FOX is FOX and then you've got regime owned stations of all the rest of the local stations!  That's really fucking awful!

20 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Huh.  Maybe outrage DOES have an effect.

Regarding PBS:  I may be old, but I will go to my imminent grave saying Austin City Limits, Antiques Roadshow, America's Test Kitchen, Cook's Country, Pati's Mexican Table (mmm Pati) and Samantha Brown all kick ass.

Given that the other side is pretty much 100% outrage, of course it does.

This may be the first justifiable outrage cancellation, though.

13 minutes ago, Pablo said:

Damn, Austin, FOX is FOX and then you've got regime owned stations of all the rest of the local stations!  That's really fucking awful!

Pretty sure Fox is loyal to the regime.

51 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Sinclair/Nexstar/Tegna stations in Texas:

  • Austin
    • KEYE (CBS), KXAN (NBC), KVUE (ABC)
  • DFW
    • WFAA (ABC)
  • Houston
    • KHOU (CBS)
  • San Antonio
    • WOAI (NBC), KENS (CBS)

Plus a bunch of CW-type shit that nobody watches.

pretty wild Austin is the only one with all three.

23 minutes ago, royiv said:

Pretty sure Fox is loyal to the regime.

The Austin, DFW, and Houston Fox stations are all owned by Fox directly. The San Antonio one is owned by Sinclair (I missed that one).

54 minutes ago, royiv said:

Pretty sure Fox is loyal to the regime.

that's what i'm saying.  FOX is FOX always loyal.

14 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

LMAO 

 

I've got all the Star Wars I care about on Blu Ray and basically only used D+ for Nat Geo and random nostaglia cartoons.  I think I'm good going forward.

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