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#1201
7 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Oh nevermind, we're already down to 2 minutes left in the...

 

SQUIRREL!

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#1202
2 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Even our cheerleader get it. No Sunshine At All.

Those aren't the cheerleaders. 

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Baby Sark! thanks Stunns38 for that one
 

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#1211
Is this sideline report holly rowe's daughter? Cuz woof 

Looks like she came in a Delorian from 1986 with that hair.
#1212
Nice. Now let's go beat Florida 13-3 or something.
Why so optimistic? I'm hoping for 9-6
#1213
1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Is this sideline report holly rowe's daughter? Cuz woof 

Don't sleep on Holly

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#1214
2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Nice. Now let's go beat Florida 13-3 or something.

I don't give a shit what we beat Florida by.

I want to rip OU's soul out of their chest and force them to fire their head coach. 

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#1215
1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Is this sideline report holly rowe's daughter? Cuz woof 

Jay Leno's daughter

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#1216
5 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Those aren't the cheerleaders. 

Does it surprise you that he doesn’t know that? Honestly 

#1217
14 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Oh nevermind, we're already down to 2 minutes left in the...

 

SQUIRREL!

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#1219
2 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Don't sleep on Holly

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You do as you please. I’ll pass

“Buzz your girlfriend. Woof”

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#1221
4 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Don't sleep on Holly

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1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

You do as you please. I’ll pass

“Buzz your girlfriend. Woof”

I've fucked uglier. 

Spoiler

but not fatter

 

#1222
54 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

this guy?
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Nope- son is a normal size human

He did take advantage of the free buffet though

#1223
7 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Don't sleep on Holly

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She can be my sugar momma. 

 

 

#1225
1 minute ago, markstanco said:


What is wrong with you

She has money and can get me into the best football games. I'll take her to the pound town for sideline access. 

#1226
15 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Nice. Now let's go beat Florida 13-3 or something.

Aren't scores like that big boy SEC type games?

#1228
4 minutes ago, F250 said:

She has money and can get me into the best football games. I'll take her to the pound town for sideline access. 

Truth. 

And in the words of founding father Benjamin Franklin, fat chicks try harder and are much more fun

#1229
5 minutes ago, F250 said:

She has money and can get me into the best football games. I'll take her to the pound town for sideline access. 

Pretty sure Holly would be doing the pounding. NowThis...

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#1231
1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Pretty sure Holly would be doing the pounding. NowThis...

you say that like it's a bad thing

but she doesn't strike me as a top anyhow

Spoiler

...darn

 

#1233
1 minute ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Ok don’t really know what to think but at least I’m not mad and finally Wingo! 

double Wingo, even!

#1234

Arch looked good. Wingo and Arch connected. Running game was good. Defense pitched a shutout. We hung half a hundred on them. Everything you'd want to see. They need to get Niblet more involved. He has the speed we need out there for a change of pace. 

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#1235
Just now, mdmost said:

Arch looked good. Wingo and Arch connected. Running game was good. Defense pitched a shutout. We hung half a hundred on them. Everything you'd want to see. 

Everything that was missing for the last couple of weeks. It's about damn time! 🤘🤘

#1237
26 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Don't sleep on with Holly

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1234

 

 

  

14 minutes ago, F250 said:

She has money and can get me into the best football games. I'll take her to the pound town for sideline access. 

recursive trump GIF

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#1238
4 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Bought her outfit at Mercado in downtown SA

Looks like a sun-dress that she bought after bartering/haggling with a shopkeeper in Juarez or Matamoros.  Lulz.

#1239
5 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Everything that was missing for the last couple of weeks. It's about damn time! 🤘🤘

i'm not sure shsu could beat katy.

#1240
Bro he had 295 yards passing and 5 total TDs week 2. That isn't "functioning"? Week 3 people wanted to see Caldwell.
What point are you trying to make? I told all of you to be patient with this kid. I'm not an "I told you so" guy. I rarely pull receipts. 
That said - I know what people said. No one is changing what's been said already.  

He looked like Arch from 2024 tonight. He’d looked like shit for most of the year before this game. Good zip, better mechanics. I’m excited to see where he goes from here.
#1242
10 minutes ago, C-Man said:


 I’m excited to see where he goes from here.

Well we’re all going to find out pretty soon. 

#1243
49 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Nice. Now let's go beat Florida 13-3 or something.

15-3.  We getting a safety. 

#1246

What time do Wheels and Texas Clips have their replays up on Youtube? Im ready to watch already.

#1247

What is wrong with you

He doesn’t like to work and likes to fuck. He would like to get paid for his services. He and I have those things in common.
#1249
1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Arch looked good. Wingo and Arch connected. Running game was good. Defense pitched a shutout. We hung half a hundred on them. Everything you'd want to see. They need to get Niblet more involved. He has the speed we need out there for a change of pace. 

Including a field goal 

#1250

I don’t want to jinx anything but it looks like what we have been hoping for over the last few weeks- Arch to get over the yips, get out of his head, get in sync with his receivers- whatever. The first few passes were what we had been seeing all season, in the ground I just rolled my eyes when a wide open Moore had to dive to catch a pass when he didn’t have a defender within 10 yards. For whatever reason, a switch flipped in the second or third series and Arch started hitting wide open receivers in stride, making correct reads and was making great decisions on when to run. I understand it was a REALLY shitty team but so was UTEP and manning couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn. I was very encouraged by his performance tonight.

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