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2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

This is why most teams try to schedule a game like this before they play a fellow power four team in non conference. But the TV nets want to have some of those power four matchups in week one and the decisions for the game date are often done a months or years in advance.  

Luckily next year we open against Texas State before we host Ohio State.   Based on the eye test ,  Texas State will be significant upgrade over any of the cupcakes we played in out of conference play this year.  Actually the non conference schedule with UTSA also coming to town is a significant upgrade compared to this year and even prior seasons of recent.   LOL and I’ll have a house divided twice as my oldest is a UTSA Grad and my youngest is currently attending Texas State.   Really can’t wait to go to both of those games with my kids.  

Mrs. Brat and our oldest son are SWT grads (she was also in their band).

Both are staunch Longhorn fans.

I went to UT, the Instituto Tecnologico y de Estudios Superiores de Monterrey, St. Edward’s, and SWT. 
 

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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

He's a Steelers fan. he doesn't know any better. 

P.S. fuck them and fuck Aaron Rodgers

Someone is either showing their lack of knowledge of Longhorn lore, or their youth and inexperience 😉

3 hours ago, scramblyn said:

Go lick your cock like a stray mut from the alleyway.  

Like that guy from Nantucket who wanted to fuck his ear 

52 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Someone is either showing their lack of knowledge of Longhorn lore, or their youth and inexperience 😉

In the conjunctive, a lethal combination.

14 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

I don't know if I'm motivated enough to catch that MSU vs. USC game that started like five minutes ago.

 

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I don't know if you ended up watching it or not, but it was worth it to see USC's QB Jayden Maiava and their WR Makai Lemon, were gamers, especially Lemon. Kid is a freak. MSU has a RB Makhi Frazier who reminds me of James Simon and Christian Clark with his speed and cutting ability. Good game. 

12 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


He doesn’t like to work and likes to fuck. He would like to get paid for his services. He and I have those things in common.

99.999% of Surly would fuck her just so we wouldn't have to work. Even anyone who might be gay on here would turn it up just for sideline action. 

5 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Tiny nit pick. Either give #31 minimum of 15 carries or none.

 

Hes electric.

James Simon. Dude is going to be fucking even more awesome by next season. Kid is a speed demon with quick cutting ability. Absolute great get. 

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Mrs. Brat and our oldest son are SWT grads (she was also in their band).

Both are staunch Longhorn fans.

I went to UT, the Instituto Tecnologico y de Estudios Superiores de Monterrey, St. Edward’s, and SWT. 
 

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Borregos Salvajes!

19 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

Like that guy from Nantucket who wanted to fuck his ear 

Exactly 

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3 hours ago, immamac said:

I opened surly for the first time today and I saw a 26 page game thread. Wow. 

It’s almost like no one cares about beating the worst team in FBS.

4 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

He will have his hands full with Idle.   

It's worrisome.

Arch has yet to face a defense who will run the entire game in Cover-0. 

Shout out to the fans, especially the students, for staying the whole game. When I was a student, I would have been at Abel’s by halftime. 

8 hours ago, Drifterwood said:

AI pictures are fucking stupid and you’re a fucking room temperature IQ loser if you think that shit is funny enough to bother posting. Get a fucking life.

I'd rather see his ai post than your middle-of-the-road, inconsequential and unmemorable musings.

9 hours ago, Fat Bastard said:

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Arch got his balls back with a slump-buster?

Nice! 

A win is a win, I don't give a shit who it was against, as long as it's not some FCS shit. Good team, bad team, who gives a shit? 

It was good to see Arch connect with Wingo, get his MOJO back, and let him settle in and brush off the boos from last game. Nice to see our RB room is deeper than South Austin's mom's uterus. 

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2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Shout out to the fans, especially the students, for staying the whole game. When I was a student, I would have been at Abel’s by halftime. 

And you wouldn’t have shown up until midway through the second quarter

11 hours ago, Drifterwood said:

AI pictures are fucking stupid and you’re a fucking room temperature IQ loser if you think that shit is funny enough to bother posting. Get a fucking life.

Selfie?

1 hour ago, The University said:

the dancing man boobs timeout break was... something. is this part of sec culture? 

Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, and Mississippi are in the top 5 in highest obesity rates so I'd say yes, man boobs are part of SEC culture.

2 hours ago, The University said:

the dancing man boobs timeout break was... something. is this part of sec culture? 

That's kids having fun... You know... College. 

the dancing man boobs timeout break was... something. is this part of sec culture? 

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On 9/22/2025 at 9:36 AM, Eskimohorn said:


We need more cheerleaders and less…

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Is this Bobby Burton’s kid?

On 9/22/2025 at 9:36 AM, Eskimohorn said:


We need more cheerleaders and less…

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That boy has cream gravy flowing thru his veins!

This thread has taught me that only Texas plays weak teams.  Apparently everyone else plays Saban-level Alabama.  

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3 hours ago, stork642 said:

Is this Bobby Burton’s kid?

I thought and posted the same thing during San Jose State. Dude gets a lot of airtime.

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