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sark.... it might honestly be time to get the fucking backups real play time man

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1 minute ago, Ellellelle said:

Sam Houston is just bad.

I think they're good... for our self esteem.

1 minute ago, Ellellelle said:

Sam Houston is just bad.

Ever been to Huntsville?

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Florida moving the rock against the U. Almost in the RZ - 13-0 still.

Miami does NOT look like a top 5 team.

So long as we don't try to block any kicks, the special teams is pretty good.

They needed that one. Hopefully this starts in-game deep ball chemistry.

Or slant chemistry

the connection is on tonight 

1 hour ago, Brandywine said:

I’m not sure but doesn’t that identify the helmet that has a mic so the coaches can talk to him? 

Fixed it

Manning seems to have uncorked whatever was constricting his play. 

Great, another screen thrown at the receiver's feet right on point.

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Someone hired a lady of the night to suck Arch dry this week. New man. Thank you Texas One Fund.

Fantastic.  yea, they suck but this is what you're supposed to do to shitty teams.  Beat the ever living shit out of them.  Great slump buster!  LFG!!!!

 

The bad Latinas are out tonight. That’s probably what motivated the team. 

On the numbers, another nice throw from this guy wearing Arch's jersey.

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Cast lvl 7 cock of the infinite

Don’t ever message me again you piece of shit

Well if you want to fix the yips and need a slump buster, I guess Sam Houston is your huckleberry.  Kid looks great out there.  Basically throwing against air, but we'll take it! 

look we know Sam Houston is not good, but be honest, we needed to see Arch make throws against air. this is a good showing.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Miami does NOT look like a top 5 team.

Florida has dudes and this is a big rivalry game.

I'll wait until Texas takes care of business until I start shittalking My Amy.

Let’s hope this team keeps showing up after the bye

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Fantastic.  yea, they suck but this is what you're supposed to do to shitty teams.  Beat the ever living shit out of them.  Great slump buster!  LFG!!!!

 

Yep. This is the fat chick Arch needed. 

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Ever been to Huntsville?

Only on Father’s Day…

Interested to see what was said in that interaction between Arch and Sark

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Someone hired a lady of the night to suck Arch dry this week. New man. Thank you Texas One Fund.

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1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Someone hired a lady of the night to suck Arch dry this week. New man. Thank you Texas One Fund.

I think they locked him and Ricky in a conference room for 12 hours with a Volcano vape and a pound of weed.

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1 minute ago, CastHorn said:

The bad Latinas are out tonight. That’s probably what motivated the team. 

 

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1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Don’t ever message me again you piece of shit

Rhinos will charge your ass.

I’m digging this accurate down the middle kicker with a normal haircut too

On the numbers, another nice throw from this guy wearing Arch's jersey.

That Tesla robot is accurate AF.
1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

Let’s hope this team keeps showing up after the bye

yeah, if not for the injuries, you'd like to have another game to keep building on

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