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So long Senator Tuberville

Hello Senator Pearl

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Hiring a legend's son to take over is always a good decision. What could possibly go wrong?

 

5 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

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Well, now he has more time to be a non-basketball piece of shit.  The Senator prognostications are not far off.

Not surprised after his political comments in July. I figured this retirement is a combination of being pushed out and contemplating a political run, even if he says otherwise. 

Announcing your retirement in September is bush league. Basically Auburn had little choice but to promote the assistant head coach who happened to be his son. 

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Not surprised after his political comments in July. I figured this retirement is a combination of being pushed out and contemplating a political run, even if he says otherwise. 

Announcing your retirement in September is bush league. Basically Auburn had little choice but to promote the assistant head coach who happened to be his son. 

He's never left any job on good terms - of course he was a piece of shit about it once again.

5 minutes ago, Litig8r said:

He's got to be better than Tubs

 

I mean, the bar is 6 feet underground, but we keep digging 2 more feet to lower it. 

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Hiring a legend's son to take over is always a good decision. What could possibly go wrong?

 

A little PTSD here?

1 hour ago, Litig8r said:

He's got to be better than Tubs

 

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Hope it’s not due to health… 

 

 

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Fuck that! Hope it’s some debilitating illness that its cure has been defunded by the shitty administration he dearly supports. /cr

8 hours ago, Js1 said:

So long Senator Tuberville

Hello Senator Pearl

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Tuberville is running for governor. 

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Tuberville is running for governor. 

Alabama is already a dumb shit hole state, it can’t get worse.  At least he won’t be fucking shit up in the senate 

6 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Weird timing to “retire”. Any players hopping into the portal or are they not allowed this late?

They should get access to the portal 30 days from his announcement.  From the VATech HC getting fired:

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The firing of Pry initiates a 30-day transfer portal window for the entire roster to get a head start on their next institution. The timing is also interesting considering Virginia Tech has only played three games, meaning certain players can preserve their eligibility by applying for a redshirt year because they will fall below the four-game threshold, and simultaneously enter the NCAA Transfer Portal.

 

I gotta confess, I was a little surprised to read he was 65. I guess probably because he would frequently act like he was 15.

12 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

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Ray & Joey Meyer at DePaul. 

On 9/22/2025 at 12:47 PM, 'stache said:

Hiring a legend's son to take over is always a good decision. What could possibly go wrong?

 

Coach K has a son who is going to coach at Auburn?

On 9/22/2025 at 7:11 PM, Js1 said:

Alabama is already a dumb shit hole state, it can’t get worse.  At least he won’t be fucking shit up in the senate 

Bruce just wanted a place with even less ethical accountability than SEC basketball coach. Senate it is!

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So why is Pearl a piece of shit again? I don’t keep up with him 

7 hours ago, BERT said:

So why is Pearl a piece of shit again? I don’t keep up with him 

He's a Zionist who believes Jews are superior to everyone else. 

7 hours ago, BERT said:

So why is Pearl a piece of shit again? I don’t keep up with him 

Outside of his politics, here ya go:

https://www.sbnation.com/college-basketball/2019/4/4/18295241/bruce-pearl-final-four-timeline-infractions-auburn-lowa-deon-thomas-wire-milwaukee-violations

He's a liar, a cheater and a snitch.

You can be a cheating liar in NCAA basketball, but you can't also be a snitch. 

1 hour ago, Bolero88 said:

He's a Zionist who believes Jews are superior to everyone else. 

I don't like Pearl's chances in Alabama politics. Those rednecks ain't votin' for no Boston-born & raised jew.

I've always respected his coaching despite his obvious personal failings but now that he's not coaching bye bitch

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