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#51
3 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

I remember decades ago a group of us just finished floating the Guad.  A day of WAY to much drinking and we were wrecked, tired, and hungry.  Most places were closed, but we found a "Kettle" open late at night.  Buffet style.  I grabbed the bacon.  And when I say I grabbed the bacon....I grabbed ALL the bacon, mushed it into a big softball sized wad, and proceeded to eat it like a fucking savage.  Two hands.  No forks.  No plate.  Just cave-manning a giant ball of greasy diner bacon.

 

How many stents do you have? 
I’m only up to four.

#52
3 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

I remember decades ago a group of us just finished floating the Guad.  A day of WAY to much drinking and we were wrecked, tired, and hungry.  Most places were closed, but we found a "Kettle" open late at night.  Buffet style.  I grabbed the bacon.  And when I say I grabbed the bacon....I grabbed ALL the bacon, mushed it into a big softball sized wad, and proceeded to eat it like a fucking savage.  Two hands.  No forks.  No plate.  Just cave-manning a giant ball of greasy diner bacon.

 

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#53
1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

How many stents do you have? 
I’m only up to four.

Meh, back then, I was baby-wolverine.  Indestructible...

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#54
10 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

It's kind of a Catch 22. If we hold back our heifers and get cattle numbers back up, as Lee proposes, we generate a bunch more methane ... which leads to global warming. On the other hand, if we don't grow our own cattle, Brazil will be happy to backfill the market --- and their rules/regulations re: hormones, antibiotics etc ... are not nearly as stringent as ours and are routinely violated, anyway. And all of those Brazilian cattle need somewhere to graze. Where do they get the land? By cutting down the rainforest, the lungs of the planet. 

do cattle in Brazil somehow not product methane? 

#55
59 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

I thought lawyers were some of the best people on earth, protecting rights and the little man, doing the lord's work, no?

Huh?

#56
1 hour ago, scramblyn said:

I thought lawyers were some of the best people on earth, protecting rights and the little man, doing the lord's work, no?

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#57

doing my part.  Went over to Costco early Saturday to get some steaks for an afternoon/evening of CFB and culinary enjoyment on the patio.  Saw the price and NOPED on over to the Pork Butts.  Weber SM and pulled pork sandwiches it is. 

 

#58
1 hour ago, Royalfan5 said:

Also we finish animals to a much higher weight than we used too. 

That's no way to talk about the American public.

#59
43 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

I remember decades ago a group of us just finished floating the Guad.  A day of WAY to much drinking and we were wrecked, tired, and hungry.  Most places were closed, but we found a "Kettle" open late at night.  Buffet style.  I grabbed the bacon.  And when I say I grabbed the bacon....I grabbed ALL the bacon, mushed it into a big softball sized wad, and proceeded to eat it like a fucking savage.  Two hands.  No forks.  No plate.  Just cave-manning a giant ball of greasy diner bacon.

 

Cici's pizza in San Marcos was always on our planned route home. 

#60
33 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

do cattle in Brazil somehow not product methane? 

That's his point. Not only will they produce the same methane, but Brazil will cut down more rain forest to make room for pasture, compounding the effect. 

#61
45 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

I remember decades ago a group of us just finished floating the Guad.  A day of WAY to much drinking and we were wrecked, tired, and hungry.  Most places were closed, but we found a "Kettle" open late at night.  Buffet style.  I grabbed the bacon.  And when I say I grabbed the bacon....I grabbed ALL the bacon, mushed it into a big softball sized wad, and proceeded to eat it like a fucking savage.  Two hands.  No forks.  No plate.  Just cave-manning a giant ball of greasy diner bacon.

 

Pulled a similar move at the Shoney's on Seawall blvd in Galveston.  We'd been fishing the flounder run at San Luis Pass since sunrise.  Got out of the water, and we were damned hungry.  Drove straight to Shoneys.  Went in still wearing our waders.  Made massive plates of food - including unlimited bacon - while still smelling of seawater and muck.  And shit, it was the Shoneys on Seawall, I bet we IMPROVED the classiness of the joint.

#62
1 hour ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Eat more pork.

I honestly can't remember the last time I've bought beef.  Definitely over two years ago.  

#63
58 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

I remember decades ago a group of us just finished floating the Guad.  A day of WAY to much drinking and we were wrecked, tired, and hungry.  Most places were closed, but we found a "Kettle" open late at night.  Buffet style.  I grabbed the bacon.  And when I say I grabbed the bacon....I grabbed ALL the bacon, mushed it into a big softball sized wad, and proceeded to eat it like a fucking savage.  Two hands.  No forks.  No plate.  Just cave-manning a giant ball of greasy diner bacon.

 

 

Edited by Beau Vine
dammit, royiv...

#64
3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I honestly can't remember the last time I've bought beef.  Definitely over two years ago.  

It's pretty damn rare in my household at this point too. That being said I might go buy a couple tubes of ground beef and pull out the food saver this weekend.

#65

My understanding is that the herds haven't recovered since Covid. As the OP stated, as a nation we'll have to collectively defer consumption to allow the herd to grow in numbers. Soo, that will NEVER happen. Also, we just had a yuge trade win by removing Australia restrictions on US beef to allow our beef to be exported to Australia, a country where they have a HUGE surplus in beef and don't need our beef. I guess next we can try to sell ice to Eskimos.

#66

Buy directly from smaller cattle ranchers.  A half cow, quarter cow, etc.  It's cheaper and supports local ranchers.  

If you can, hunt.  Even a mid-sized doe can provide enough meat for months.  Lot's of landowners I know would welcome help on their place in exchange for a doe.  Mesquite work.  Road work.  Fences.  Feeder management and relocation.  Dead hooker burial is optional.  Just don't ask too many questions.  

#67
2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

My understanding is that the herds haven't recovered since Covid. As the OP stated, as a nation we'll have to collectively defer consumption to allow the herd to grow in numbers. Soo, that will NEVER happen. Also, we just had a yuge trade win by removing Australia restrictions on US beef to allow our beef to be exported to Australia, a country where they have a HUGE surplus in beef and don't need our beef. I guess next we can try to sell ice to Eskimos.

the cure for high prices is high prices.  It happens EVERY time.  It takes time and there will be economic blood along the way.

#68

multi-year even multi-decade droughts in Texas and the western US from Colorado to New Mexico to Montana and Utah, etc., etc. have not helped.

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#69
20 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Cici's pizza in San Marcos was always on our planned route home. 

San Marcos had an all-you-can-eat Popeyes back in the 90's.

#70
2 minutes ago, Deej said:

San Marcos had an all-you-can-eat Popeyes back in the 90's.

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#71
4 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Buy directly from smaller cattle ranchers.  A half cow, quarter cow, etc.  It's cheaper and supports local ranchers.  

If you can, hunt.  Even a mid-sized doe can provide enough meat for months.  Lot's of landowners I know would welcome help on their place in exchange for a doe.  Mesquite work.  Road work.  Fences.  Feeder management and relocation.  Dead hooker burial is optional.  Just don't ask too many questions.  

I really need a garage freezer...

#73
10 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I really need a garage freezer...

Worth.  Every.  Penny!

#75
13 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I really need a garage freezer...

The $200 one I got almost a decade ago is still going strong. I'd say it's a good investment. 

#76
2 hours ago, Slacks said:

over the course of the last two years, I noticed the cattle along i-10 between El Paso and Las cruces have disappeared. It's somewhat eerie. 

 

Less cows, less Methane = no Gulf hurricanes this year.

Hmmmm

#78
4 hours ago, tigol said:

This doesn't take screw worm into account?  Wow.  Yeah, might want to eat that last burger.

https://www.aphis.usda.gov/livestock-poultry-disease/cattle/ticks/screwworm

No, he didn't miss shit.  That poster is serious.

tfw DOGE cut all the screw worm prevention efforts and many other Dept of Agriculture projects, but it's literally what the farmers asked for

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#79
1 hour ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Eat more pork.

I agree, but pork from the grocery store doesn't taste like anything.  Gotta go directly to the producers to get heritage breeds that taste good.

#80
1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

I remember decades ago a group of us just finished floating the Guad.  A day of WAY to much drinking and we were wrecked, tired, and hungry.  Most places were closed, but we found a "Kettle" open late at night.  Buffet style.  I grabbed the bacon.  And when I say I grabbed the bacon....I grabbed ALL the bacon, mushed it into a big softball sized wad, and proceeded to eat it like a fucking savage.  Two hands.  No forks.  No plate.  Just cave-manning a giant ball of greasy diner bacon.

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1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

 

Edited by Chewbacca
royiv and Beau Vine ruined it for me.

#81
6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The $200 one I got almost a decade ago is still going strong. I'd say it's a good investment. 

Bargain Day

#82
2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

I agree, but pork from the grocery store doesn't taste like anything.  Gotta go directly to the producers to get heritage breeds that taste good.

Iberico pork.  Secreto.  It will change your life....

#83
Just now, BabaYaga said:

Iberico pork.  Secreto.  It will change your life....

I just got back from a trip to Spain 2 days ago.  I'm well acquainted with Iberico pork.  Also a big fan of Duroc, which I can find here in CO.

#84
26 minutes ago, Deej said:

San Marcos had an all-you-can-eat Popeyes back in the 90's.

Is it really a Popeyes if the crew doesn't seem like they're from Louisiana?

#85

On the freezer route.  Get what you can.  Having is better than not having, but the upright freezer option is so much better than a chest.  The chest freezers have a black hole in the bottom of them where shit just disappears.  

#86
1 minute ago, Chewbacca said:

I just got back from a trip to Spain 2 days ago.  I'm well acquainted with Iberico pork.  Also a big fan of Duroc, which I can find here in CO.

Did you get a chance to visit Sobrino de Botín in Madrid, Spain?  I desperately want to eat there one day.  Oldest restaurant in the world.  Roasted suckling pig to be exact.  

#87
1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

On the freezer route.  Get what you can.  Having is better than not having, but the upright freezer option is so much better than a chest.  The chest freezers have a black hole in the bottom of them where shit just disappears.  

No shit.  We have 2 chest freezers.  There's stuff at the bottom that has to be 10-12 years old.

#88

There's this funny Ron Swanson scene about eating all the bacon.  I wish I could find it.

#89
2 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Did you get a chance to visit Sobrino de Botín in Madrid, Spain?  I desperately want to eat there one day.  Oldest restaurant in the world.  Roasted suckling pig to be exact.  

Didn't go to Madrid.  We did Barcelona, then a few days in the Matarrana countryside, then went to Valencia.

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#90
5 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

No shit.  We have 2 chest freezers.  There's stuff at the bottom that has to be 10-12 years old.

I think I just finally got through some of the stuff we got during Covid. It takes a concerted effort. 

#91
7 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Is it really a Popeyes if the crew doesn't seem like they're from Louisiana?

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#92
39 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Buy directly from smaller cattle ranchers.  A half cow, quarter cow, etc.  It's cheaper and supports local ranchers.  

If you can, hunt.  Even a mid-sized doe can provide enough meat for months.  Lot's of landowners I know would welcome help on their place in exchange for a doe.  Mesquite work.  Road work.  Fences.  Feeder management and relocation.  Dead hooker burial is optional.  Just don't ask too many questions.  

Why not skip the middleman and advise all Americans to start raising their own cows? 

#93
6 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Why not skip the middleman and advise all Americans to start raising their own cows? 

You first

#94
15 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

No shit.  We have 2 chest freezers.  There's stuff at the bottom that has to be 10-12 years old.

Q: What are we eating? 

A: Special beef. Iced aged for 12 years. I've been saving it for this special occasion when I found it at the bottom.

#95
19 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

On the freezer route.  Get what you can.  Having is better than not having, but the upright freezer option is so much better than a chest.  The chest freezers have a black hole in the bottom of them where shit just disappears.  

 

17 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

No shit.  We have 2 chest freezers.  There's stuff at the bottom that has to be 10-12 years old.

 

11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I think I just finally got through some of the stuff we got during Covid. It takes a concerted effort. 

Every now and then I get tired of eating what we have in the house and I'll go spelunking in the deep freezer. There's always a treasure down there. 

 

"Holy shit a case of taquitos!!" 

#96
8 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Why not skip the middleman and advise all Americans to start raising their own cows? 

YARN | YOU COULD GET A GOOD LOOK AT A TBONE IF YOU STICK YOUR HEAD UP A  BULLS ASS ID RATHER TAKE THE BUTCHERS WORD FOR IT | Tommy Boy (1995) |

#98

I'd also like to note that boxed beef was sharply lower again this morning with packers puking cuts, with live cattle futures 350 to 400 lower and feeder off 700 to 800 

#99

There's cheap and plentiful meat available for my Austin homies:

- Squirrels

- Service animal dogs at HEB (a grab and run type of scenario)

- Grackles

- The homeless

Just gotta start thinking out the box.

#100
2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

There's cheap and plentiful meat available for my Austin homies:

- Grackles

That's only on Tuesdays tho

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