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11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Raise yaks and you can sell the hair until you are ready to sell the meat.

there was a yak ranch near us in WY that would sell yak cuts, yak jerky, and also things like yak hair mittens at the market. 

And you could yak off in the bathroom!

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And you could yak off in the bathroom!

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16 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

 

*bison

and I suppose I’ll be needing a larger caliber rifle and some additional freezer space if I’ll be hunting them 

Tatonka

Pale face gonna pale face.

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6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Thought this was gonna be a thread about boner problems.

Don't talk back! 

42 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Was 25 years ago, but I think my meat science professor said something like 80% of Holstein steers would grade choice, it just takes them forever to get there. And that was well-before all of the genetic improvements these last few years especially. 

Right, just give up some time on the turn, but you get them cheaper. 

46 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Aren't the majority of those cross-breeds or older cows who's milk production is starting to wane?  Or males obviously?

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Used up dairy cows make pretty good hamburger. Grandpa used to keep a second deep freeze just for that. 

15 hours ago, CHIEF said:

How man cattle have you raised? Are you a rancher, or own cows?

CHIEF

No, I don't personally own cows. There are ranches in my family, my office is across the hall from a guy with land in several states that includes ranches, and I've got some drinking buddies who are ranch hands. Raising any kind of livestock is not easy and even in good times the risks of the investment going to waste are pretty high unless you know what you're doing and have convenient access to supplies and access to the right medicine and the right care.

Raising cows that people want to buy and eventually eat, according to the people who do it for a living, is a lot of hard work.

3 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

Used up dairy cows make pretty good hamburger. Grandpa used to keep a second deep freeze just for that. 

We ran black angus for a while, then switched to Corriente cattle because they are just so much easier to manage.  Pretty damn good meat as well, although most make a stop through the local rodeo circuit.  

38 minutes ago, CoTex said:

Tatonka

Pale face gonna pale face.


Only by the Lakota tribe.

11 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

We ran black angus for a while, then switched to Corriente cattle because they are just so much easier to manage.  Pretty damn good meat as well, although most make a stop through the local rodeo circuit.  

We had a cross between Salers and Brahman cattle. They were good. 

16 minutes ago, Bevo said:

We had a cross between Salers and Brahman cattle. They were good. 

I'd also assume they had a poor disposition and didn't respect a fence. 

3 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

I'd also assume they had a poor disposition and didn't respect a fence. 

There were really only a few out of about 150 head that really pissed me off. The worst we named Sadie after my late aunt.

14 minutes ago, Bevo said:

There were really only a few out of about 150 head that really pissed me off. The worst we named Sadie after my late aunt.

This crooked horned cunt might be related.....wild ass cow.  Good mama.  But damn, she's a PITA

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1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

No, I don't personally own cows. There are ranches in my family, my office is across the hall from a guy with land in several states that includes ranches, and I've got some drinking buddies who are ranch hands. Raising any kind of livestock is not easy and even in good times the risks of the investment going to waste are pretty high unless you know what you're doing and have convenient access to supplies and access to the right medicine and the right care.

Raising cows that people want to buy and eventually eat, according to the people who do it for a living, is a lot of hard work.

It's not really that hard of work, just more time consuming vaccinating, or cleaning any wounds. Screw worms have only been eradicated in the US since 1966. I remember my grandfather talking about how nice it is to not have to run your herd through the head chute every week to kill the larvae. Out of the four or five thousand head we raised over the years, I don't ever remember losing one to a disease, or to parasites. The only ones I can remember losing was one to a rattlesnake bite, and two heifers with calving problems. If you have good fences, and plenty of graze, you can kind of put them on autopilot. I've never really dealt with finishing cattle out in a feedlot, that may be a whole different situation with confined spaces.

CHIEF

7 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

It's not really that hard of work, just more time consuming vaccinating, or cleaning any wounds. Screw worms have only been eradicated in the US since 1966. I remember my grandfather talking about how nice it is to not have to run your herd through the head chute every week to kill the larvae. Out of the four or five thousand head we raised over the years, I don't ever remember losing one to a disease, or to parasites. The only ones I can remember losing was one to a rattlesnake bite, and two heifers with calving problems. If you have good fences, and plenty of graze, you can kind of put them on autopilot. I've never really dealt with finishing cattle out in a feedlot, that may be a whole different situation with confined spaces.

CHIEF

Why we switched to the Mezzican devil cows....and yet, nature still gets a vote.

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13 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Why we switched to the Mezzican devil cows....and yet, nature still gets a vote.

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Yeah, we were always blessed good pastures to graze, not really in an arid region. Didn't have to worry about cattle freezing to death like Montana or Wyoming. Never had to really worry about snow. I imagine the work gets harder the farther North and West you go.

CHIEF

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1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

This crooked horned cunt might be related.....wild ass cow.  Good mama.  But damn, she's a PITA

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I like this one. One horn goes one way. The other horn goes the other way... and this guy's sayin, "Whaddya want from me?"

1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

This crooked horned cunt might be related.....wild ass cow.  Good mama.  But damn, she's a PITA

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We had a cow with a black eye that would chase me on my four wheeler. One time I head out the pasture past the cattle guard rode around a bit and she started running after me. I had to go into the gas well pad and sit and wait for her to go away.  Bitch paced back and forth infront of the pad site for like 45 minutes before she finally wondered of and I could head to the house.  I was like 7, different times back then from today. 

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43 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

time consuming vaccinating, or cleaning any wounds

I guess this is the basic issue. Most people have very little spare time, and they want to spend it with family or pursuing other passions. Plus how much land would they need to graze? Most people who own their own homes probably don't have a huge lot even if the state made it legal to use any land for ag/farming purposes. So you'd need to keep the cattle somewhere away from home and commute possibly long distances in order to tend to them, before you could turn around and sell them for the anticipated profit.  That's a time suck, on time of the money suck, especially if you'll be hauling supplies some of the time. At a certain point it makes more sense to outsource to full time ranch hands, which adds to overhead and eats into profits.

8 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I like this one. One horn goes one way. The other horn goes the other way... and this guy's sayin, "Whaddya want from me?"

It's her mood.  One day she's tractable, one day she wants to kill you.

#mywife

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To get this thread back on track - there are more and more "regenerative" farms popping up.  Farms like White Oak Pastures.  6th generation farming in GA.  Will Harris (owner) was on the JRE and really broke down his system, how it is magnitudes better than factory farming AND mono-crop agriculture.

Vertically integrated, almost zero-waste models that is all on-site and scalable

  • multi-species rotational grazing
  • holistic mgmt
  • no chemicals
  • soil building/composting
  • full utilization
  • on-site slaughter
  • soil sequesters more carbon that the livestock emit over their lifetimes
  • many environmental awards for their work.
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After World War II, Will Bell Harris ran the farm. It was during his watch that the traditional system of producing and distributing beef, lamb, and poultry eroded. Science introduced a bevy of new chemical tools to the farm, and the slaughtering process became more and more centralized and distant from our pastures. During the latter half of the 20th century, our farm only produced calves for the industrial beef production system that furnishes most of the food we eat in this country.

Our farm and family have now come full circle. Today, we raise multiple species of livestock. We process the animals on the farm, and market the beef, lamb, poultry, rabbits, eggs, vegetables, leather products, tallow goods, and pet chews directly to consumers who appreciate our artisan, small-batch products.

The transition started in 1995 when Will Harris III made the conscious decision to return to a production system that is better for the environment, for our animals, and for the people who eat these meats. He reinstituted the multi-species rotational grazing practices of his forefathers, and he built abattoirs on the farm to slaughter our animals. We are fiercely proud of our zero-waste radically traditional farming practices. We have been blessed with good hard work to do and the strength to do it.

 

 

18 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

We had a cow with a black eye that would chase me on my four wheeler. One time I head out the pasture past the cattle guard rode around a bit and she started running after me. I had to go into the gas well pad and sit and wait for her to go away.  Bitch paced back and forth infront of the pad site for like 45 minutes before she finally wondered of and I could head to the house.  I was like 7, different times back then from today. 

You mean like this sassy bitch right here.  Chased us out of the field, shut the gate and she eye-fucked us until we left.

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2 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

This crooked horned cunt might be related.....wild ass cow.  Good mama.  But damn, she's a PITA

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1 hour ago, Slacks said:

I like this one. One horn goes one way. The other horn goes the other way... 

I knew a gal with boobs like that.

Man, she was great.

42 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

To get this thread back on track - there are more and more "regenerative" farms popping up.  Farms like White Oak Pastures.  6th generation farming in GA.  Will Harris (owner) was on the JRE and really broke down his system, how it is magnitudes better than factory farming AND mono-crop agriculture.

Vertically integrated, almost zero-waste models that is all on-site and scalable

  • multi-species rotational grazing
  • holistic mgmt
  • no chemicals
  • soil building/composting
  • full utilization
  • on-site slaughter
  • soil sequesters more carbon that the livestock emit over their lifetimes
  • many environmental awards for their work.

 

 

Have a buddy in Salado that is a partner on a Wagyu ranch that does that. From the pasture, through the finishing, to the processing. He would bring Wagyu steaks to the deer lease, and they were the shit. For some reason, show steers never brought much money at the Central Texas Fair in Clifton, my Dad would always keep mine out of the sale. His reasoning was that the steer was finished perfect, he had paid the feed bill, so he was going to eat that bastard instead of someone else.

CHIEF 

15 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Strategic beef reserve 

(no you can’t name your band this)

Gay dating app?

54 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

I knew a gal with boobs like that.

Man, she was great.

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6 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Aren't the majority of those cross-breeds or older cows who's milk production is starting to wane?  Or males obviously?

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I believe dairies have started breeding their holstein cows to beef breeds and sell the calfs as stockers. Just another way to make a little more money.

26 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

I believe dairies have started breeding their holstein cows to beef breeds and sell the calfs as stockers. Just another way to make a little more money.

They're still getting screwed by having to sell to the packer oligopoly.  That's what the smaller, regenerative farms are so attractive (if you can get them to work)

3 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

To get this thread back on track - there are more and more "regenerative" farms popping up.  Farms like White Oak Pastures.  6th generation farming in GA.  Will Harris (owner) was on the JRE and really broke down his system, how it is magnitudes better than factory farming AND mono-crop agriculture.

Vertically integrated, almost zero-waste models that is all on-site and scalable

  • multi-species rotational grazing
  • holistic mgmt
  • no chemicals
  • soil building/composting
  • full utilization
  • on-site slaughter
  • soil sequesters more carbon that the livestock emit over their lifetimes
  • many environmental awards for their work.

 

 

The place I get most of my meat does this.  Really high quality stuff. 

https://www.fitchranchmeatsandmarket.com/about

In another sign of where we are at sentiment, I had my first client tell me he wants to put down fresh concrete for his feedlot pens.

  • 2 weeks later...

Caught another wave of buying to take fats and feeders back to all time highs despite up front softness in live cattle. 

54 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

Caught another wave of buying to take fats and feeders back to all time highs despite up front softness in live cattle. 

@Vic Mackey  paging Vic to the white courtesy phone.  Vic Mackey...  Vic Mackey.... please pick up the white courtesy phone.

On 9/25/2025 at 1:14 PM, BabaYaga said:

If you want a great, great follow on the socials:  the_unhinger_rancher

 

Today I learned that Drill Instructor Staff Sergeant Dorsett became a rancher after he retired from the Marine Corps.  That was a fucking OUTSTANDING rant!

13 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Burgers are getting smaller

I hit a Burger King drive thru a couple weeks ago for a quick after work snack and ordered a Whopper, Jr. The freaking thing was smaller than a McD's breakfast biscuit.

22 minutes ago, RPM said:

I hit a Burger King drive thru a couple weeks ago for a quick after work snack and ordered a Whopper, Jr. The freaking thing was smaller than a McD's breakfast biscuit.

So, the size of a P. Terry's burger?

16 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

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lmao when Biden suggested that we should eat less beef it was met with REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and a wave of disinformation. How the turn tables

Just now, Captainant said:

lmao when Biden suggested that we should eat less beef it was met with REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and a wave of disinformation. How the turn tables

Bless your stupid little heart

They would call it the Biden Beef Crisis and there would be trucker caravans with round the clock Fox News coverage.

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