September 26Sep 26 12 minutes ago, Celery Man said: I think you're right about the rude ass titties girl also showing up, I don't remember her being in a band, I can almost picture her mugshot. The "shit on blast" person was different though. I have memory burn from losing my shit in the back of a van on i-10 driving towards Florida in a deep rainstorm that we were excited about because it was keeping the engine cool, which means we were in the shitty Dodge Ram that only had am/fm radio which means it was the summer of Call Me Maybe, which was 2012. And I was losing it at the exchange between the woman whose name I now can actually remember but I don't want to blast, who IIRC came in hot and then somewhat quickly got an accurate read of the room and tiptoed back out. shit on blast is for sure a widely used term but I don't think it had made it to core shaggy demo in 2012 Ok not a band a DJ, but yep, that's her. RAT may not have originated in that thread, but I believe that poster applied the term to her in that thread, if somewhat generously. My recollection, which is proving accurate, if flawed, was the poster was a younger guy affiliated with another school, so bringing a slightly different demo and region to bear.
September 26Sep 26 23 hours ago, South Austin said: but way before the "South Austin's mom" trope started
September 26Sep 26 1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said: Ok not a band a DJ, but yep, that's her. RAT may not have originated in that thread, but I believe that poster applied the term to her in that thread, if somewhat generously. My recollection, which is proving accurate, if flawed, was the poster was a younger guy affiliated with another school, so bringing a slightly different demo and region to bear. Probably that kid from Kansas (Jayhawk something) who posted about all kinds of various mischief and sexual exploits.
September 26Sep 26 15 hours ago, 77horn said: IIRC, Muledick refered to a joke that went something like this. 2 aggy decided to play 20 question First aggy thinks of something no one would ever guess... "muledick". Second aggy asks the question, "Can you lick it?" First aggy says, "Well, I guess" Second aggy says, "Is it muledick?" There are no aggy jokes. They're all true stories. What's the origin of "Muledick!" as a greeting/announcement indicating "I'm from the internet"?
September 26Sep 26 1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Probably that kid from Kansas (Jayhawk something) who posted about all kinds of various mischief and sexual exploits. Wasn't that RumbleFishStix or something? I think we assumed that dude died.
September 26Sep 26 8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Wasn't that RumbleFishStix or something? I think we assumed that dude died. I don't remember him as being much of a ladies' man, just a heavy drinker. The poster I'm thinking of was a pretty rambunctious "drink anything, fuck anything" sort of young buck. Or at least the character he played on the Internet was.
September 26Sep 26 4 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said: The poster I'm thinking of was a pretty rambunctious "drink anything, fuck anything" sort of young buck. Or at least the character he played on the Internet was. The first part… the second part… Edited September 26Sep 26 by scramblyn
September 26Sep 26 18 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Wasn't that RumbleFishStix or something? I think we assumed that dude died. Nah, there was a jayhawk dude that seemed to suffer priapism. RFS was an Alabama or Georgia dude, blue collar guy kinda like Lawrence from Office Space. IIRC, "Rude Ass Titties" guy was someone else entirely.
September 26Sep 26 17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: I swear Rumble was from the Midwest, like Nebraska or something. He was here briefly. From his post history, southern Kansas, so right about that. But he was a USCe fan, which is what I remembered. https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/profile/1034-rumblefishstix/ And he acted like a southern redneck, but that's not exclusive to the south.
September 26Sep 26 17 hours ago, 77horn said: IIRC, Muledick refered to a joke that went something like this. 2 aggy decided to play 20 question First aggy thinks of something no one would ever guess... "muledick". Second aggy asks the question, "Can you lick it?" First aggy says, "Well, I guess" Second aggy says, "Is it muledick?" Q: Is it something you can eat? A: Well, I suppose you could eat it but it might not taste very good. Q: Is it muledick? And F Scally.
September 26Sep 26 On 9/25/2025 at 9:43 AM, thunderlounge said: Nah, but it got injected here as South A described. The MS Paint worst sex experiences thread initially, then the thread was moved into the classics archive. It’s a shame all that content is gone. I wonder if that old content could be revived (threads locked) and turned into a history/archive subdomain of surly? If any of us travel back in time, they should agree to print that thread to PDF.
September 26Sep 26 5 hours ago, TwiceHorn said: He was here briefly. From his post history, southern Kansas, so right about that. But he was a USCe fan, which is what I remembered. https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/profile/1034-rumblefishstix/ And he acted like a southern redneck, but that's not exclusive to the south. This is correct. From Mulvane, the big casino south of Wichita on the turnpike. He liked Kentucky Deluxe. He really liked KD.
September 26Sep 26 Nah, there was a jayhawk dude that seemed to suffer priapism.Yes. And I can see his avatar right now: White dude with a Jew fro and coke bottle frame glasses with white tape on the nose bridge like they had been broken? He was doing some goofy pose or throwing a gang sign or some shit?
September 26Sep 26 24 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said: Yes. And I can see his avatar right now: White dude with a Jew fro and coke bottle frame glasses with white tape on the nose bridge like they had been broken? He was doing some goofy pose or throwing a gang sign or some shit? No, I thought he had mammary glands in a KU shirt.
September 27Sep 27 38 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said: No, I thought he had mammary glands in a KU shirt. That was jayhawk.
September 27Sep 27 I have a TV calendar in the kitchen that cycles through all of my Google photos. This one came up just now. Coincidence? Or is the algorithm always watching and listening?
September 28Sep 28 3 hours ago, gurt said: Women romancing each other These were the words of a recruit that chose Oklahoma over Texas. If memory serves me correct, it was DT J. McFarland? Edited September 28Sep 28 by Enemy07
September 28Sep 28 Wasn’t “can you help me with this” something that an Aggie player said while exposing his dick to a woman in a parking lot or something? Tate Pittman in 2003. Strong move https://dailyutahchronicle.com/2004/09/01/utes-and-police-prepare-for-am-perps/ Quote In early November, freshman defensive lineman Tate Pittman beckoned a female student over to his vehicle. He smiled at her and calmly asked, “Can you help me with this?” as he pointed to his exposed genitals. He was arrested and charged with indecent exposure. Edited September 28Sep 28 by Celery Man
September 28Sep 28 5 hours ago, Celery Man said: Wasn’t “can you help me with this” something that an Aggie player said while exposing his dick to a woman in a parking lot or something? Tate Pittman in 2003. Strong move https://dailyutahchronicle.com/2004/09/01/utes-and-police-prepare-for-am-perps/ Forgot about that one.
September 29Sep 29 16 hours ago, Enemy07 said: These were the words of a recruit that chose Oklahoma over Texas. If memory serves me correct, it was DT J. McFarland? Yes, he wrote a fictitious story about a recruiting trip to Texas that included women romancing each other. But..:it wasn’t fiction, or was it? Nah. Ya. Nah. Ya.
September 29Sep 29 On 9/26/2025 at 8:39 AM, scramblyn said: how many HDMI ports. can I sell you best buy coupons for cash at a discount? How many HDMI ports came from a thread where I was fucking with some poor guy trying to sell something on Shaggy.
September 29Sep 29 On 9/25/2025 at 2:13 PM, jimmyjazz said: Yeah, it was baffling. He was adamant, though.
September 29Sep 29 3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said: why did he stop posting and/or why did he unceremoniously change names?
September 29Sep 29 Popular Post 15 minutes ago, Vegas64 said: why did he stop posting and/or why did he unceremoniously change names? His password is somehow based on his ranking system and is therefore impossible to remember, making it functionally unrecoverable.
September 30Sep 30 On 9/29/2025 at 12:27 PM, Vegas64 said: why did he stop posting and/or why did he unceremoniously change names? Homeboy still lurks.
October 1Oct 1 On 9/29/2025 at 11:19 AM, jimmyjazz said: jt was Numbers? I'm pretty sure that numbers lived out here...specifically San Clemente
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