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CFB Week Five Preview: Ain't No Lie, Baby, Bye Bye Bye

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I'm alive! Time to rest, relax, and enjoy the most momentous weekend of the season since Week One. I did not have much time to watch the games last weekend so this week's edition will be especially vibes-based.

Thursday

Army @ East Carolina (-2.5) (7:30/6:30 ESPN): A do or die game for contention in the ferocious AAC. Army lost a shootout in Denton. ECU hung tough but fell to two P5s and needs a positive charge to start the conference slate. Should be a good one!

Friday

#8 Florida State (-7) @ Virginia (7/6 ESPN): A top ten team on the road on a Friday! The Noles should stomp the Wahoos, but at least the home fans get to hang out in Charlottesville.

#24 TCU @ Arizona State (-2.5) (9/8 Fox): Another ranked team on the road as two major contenders in the Conference of Parity face off in the desert. Dykes vs. Dillingham is a fun coaching battle.

Houston (-9) @ Oregon State (10:30/9:30 ESPN): Just go to sleep guys. Sad what's happened to the Beavs and West Coast Cougs.

Saturday

Early

#21 USC @ #23 Illinois (12/11 Fox): Oooooh boy does this feel like a trap for USC, who had to do the clopen shifts - ending Week Four with a late night win over Sparty and waking up bright and early Pacific time for this one.

#22 Notre Dame (-5) @ Arkansas (12/11 ABC): What a fucking cripple fight. How is ND ranked?

Louisville (-3) @ Pitt (12/11 ESPN2): I don't know. It's a thin early slate.

Mid-Afternoon

#4 LSU (-1) @ #13 Ole Miss (3:30/2:30 ABC): Garrett Nussmeier vs. .....Trinidad Chambliss? The Ferris State transfer took over from Austin Simmons after his injury and has maintained his starting role even with Simmons back. A huge test in Oxford for the Bayou Bengals.

As if you need another reason to be in your seat early on Saturday 👀#HottyToddy

#1 Ohio State (-10) @ Washington (3:30/2:30 CBS): UDub comes in on a wave of confidence after eviscerating the Little Sisters of the Poor, but talk about a stern test for them and for Julian Sayin in one of college football's most stunning settings.

Washington Football takes on No. 1 Ohio State this week at The Greatest Setting ☔️Narrated by Cody Pickett, @UW_Football QB 1999-2003

Auburn @ #9 Texas A&M (-4.5) (3:30/2:30 ESPN): Come on Hugh Freeze, do something really funny here.

#11 Indiana (-4) @ Iowa (3:30/2:30 Peacock): Another game with T-R-A-P written all over it. Too bad it's on fucking Peacock.

Primetime

#17 Alabama @ #5 Georgia (-3) (7:30/6:30 ABC): It's Bama at Georgia, what more do you want?

#6 Oregon @ #3 Penn State (-3) (7:30/6:30 NBC): White Out conditions in Happy Valley. The Ducks against the Pedos. James Franklin against an equally talented team. The only option is to pull for Oregon.

Domain expansion. White Out activated.

Kentucky @ South Carolina (-7) (7:45/6:45 SECN): Remember top ten South Carolina? The pollsters don't! Now they're battling Kentucky for bottomfeeder relevance. Woof.

RIP Pac-12 After Dark

#25 BYU (-6) @ Colorado (10:15/9:15 ESPN): The c0.0%gs (workshopping it) are making a sneaky run at the Big 12 title, and are coming off a very professional away win in Greenville. Deion's close loss to GaTech looks better and better, but getting rocked by UH doesn't

Happy bye week, y'all!

COLLEGE FOOTBALL SP+ TOP 766, WEEK 5* No. 1 vs. No. 2 this week!* Arkansas -114 Arkansas Baptist* UTRGV -87 Rio Grande* Oberlin lost 63-0 to No. 381, while Maine Maritime lost 63-0 to No. 671, therefore MARITIME HOLDS ONTO NO. 766 GO MARINERShttps://t.co/Jeq1s2TKJF

 

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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

#17 Alabama @ #5 Georgia (-3) (7:30/6:30 ABC): It's Bama at Georgia, what more do you want?

#6 Oregon @ #3 Penn State (-3) (7:30/6:30 NBC): White Out conditions in Happy Valley. The Ducks against the Pedos. James Franklin against an equally talented team. The only option is to pull for Oregon.

Criminal to have these in the same timeslot 

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The Sickos Committee Game of the Week Rankings - Week 5THE BRUINS OF UCLA FIND THEIR WAY TO BANKS OF LAKE MICHIGAN TO BATTLE THE WILDCATS IN MARTIN STADIUM IN A BIG TEN CONFERENCE BATTLE ON THE BIG TEN NETWORKTHE SICKOS COMMITTEE GAME OF THE WEEK IS UCLA AT NORTHWESTERN

 

20 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Criminal to have these in the same timeslot 

Prime sports bar use case

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German beer, bratwurst and sauerkraut all purchased and ready to go so I can sit my ass down and enjoy the games on Saturday.

 

Edited by DanTheHorn
May even give this approach a shot

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This is one of the great weekends of college football this season.

I think the fighting Kiffins beat LSU. My pick for most likely upset, followed by Oregon over PSU although that’s not much of an upset TBH. 

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2 hours ago, texifornia said:

RIP Pac-12 After Dark

#25 BYU (-6) @ Colorado (10:15/9:15 ESPN): The c0.0%gs (workshopping it) are making a sneaky run at the Big 12 title

🤫🤫

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2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is one of the great weekends of college football this season.

I think the fighting Kiffins beat LSU. My pick for most likely upset, followed by Oregon over PSU although that’s not much of an upset TBH. 

Is it an upset if the Kiffins are 1.5 point favorites?

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Walkin’ up in their house 🚷

 

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The Watch Grid: - Chaos warning issued for this weekend - Plus this is actually Oklahoma State's first head coach search since *2000*, not 2005 https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6662600/2025/09/25/college-football-schedule-week-5-until-saturday

 

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Good start

UVA stops FSU's last pass and absolute bedlam ensues, don't miss the fan flipping Castellanos the bird and recording it on his phone
I have it as about 1/4 of a second. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

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14 hours ago, texifornia said:
Walkin’ up in their house 🚷

 

WKU's mascot is my 2nd favorite mascot in college athletics. 

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On 9/26/2025 at 1:13 AM, Js1 said:

Criminal to have these in the same timeslot 

I'd rather that than the big noon bullshit. I'm still steamed Bama got a night game and Texas didn't in our home and home. Not a fan of marquee matchups at 11 except in the case of traditional rivalries. 

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21 minutes ago, hornian said:

WKU's mascot is my 2nd favorite mascot in college athletics. 

WKU mascot was last seen in 1987 in the shittiest ever version of Zelda (Zelda II) as a hopping gumdrop.  

#18
26 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Pavia had one, today

I’m happy to see both Vandy and Georgia Tech undefeated. Go nerds. 

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