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    Cool, we're still arguing as though there is some form of "messaging" the opposition party could use that would appeal to the shitheads infesting this country. The republican strategy for fifty fuckin

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22 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

@Anastasis were these 15% guys or part of the 85%

You should not wake up at 7am on Saturday morning thinking about me. It’s not healthy. 
 

You already know that I am not gonna cry about federal government RIFs.

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8 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

You should not wake up at 7am on Saturday morning thinking about me.

Sir, I’ll have you know I woke up at 5:45 thinking about Chasey Lain. 

Nothing says "we know we're making a smart, well thought out decision" like trying to sneak their firings through on Friday night before a holiday weekend with a whole lot of other shit going on right now.

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We’re well into the burn it down phase.  Keep the government closed so the military and ATC miss paychecks.  It’s going to get spicy.

9 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

We’re well into the burn it down phase.  Keep the government closed so the military and ATC miss paychecks.  It’s going to get spicy.

Glad I'm driving for my next slate of business travel, JFC

37 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Sir, I’ll have you know I woke up at 5:45 thinking about Chasey Lain. 

A little  nostalgic wake and wank, eh?

On 10/9/2025 at 11:50 AM, Brisketexan said:

Sir, the menu offers only the following choices:

1  Bat shit crazy

2  Craven coward kneeling in obedience to a fascist overlord

3  Ordinary grifter/crook

4  Breathtakingly incompetent

5  Staggeringly weak and impotent in resisting any of the four types of idiocy/evil listed above

 

Now, are you gonna order or what?  Because the drive-thru of America's Shittiest Political Future is getting kinda backed up.

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45 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Sir, I’ll have you know I woke up at 5:45 thinking about Chasey Lain. 

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10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

At least we can say retard again.

Don’t forget what a hassle pronouns were. I mean, who wants to learn names.

The Little Mermaid was black so I had to burn it all down.

27 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

At least we can say retard again.

As long as it's not "Charlie Kirk was a retard". 

Probably can't call Nazis retards either, unless you qualify it with "but in a good way".

lol at the shitheel who has made himself synonymous with medical fuckery objecting to being synonymous with medical fuckery.

You guys are cracking me up today. Hook em horns, OU sucks!

2 hours ago, Captainant said:

Glad I'm driving for my next slate of business travel, JFC

I had around a four hour delay due to a fire alarm being pulled in atlanta in the ATC tower so get ready for shenanigans. 

 
the only R problem with obamacare is the name 

They’re the ones that named it that
3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Sir, I’ll have you know I woke up at 5:45 thinking about Chasey Lain. 

Was it a dream

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Or a nightmare

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3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Sir, I’ll have you know I woke up at 5:45 thinking about Chasey Lain. 

 

1 hour ago, BrazilHorn said:

I had around a four hour delay due to a fire alarm being pulled in atlanta in the ATC tower so get ready for shenanigans. 

I haven't had to fly for work since early last month, and I'm holding out hope they won't need me to until this shit is settled. What happens if ATC personnel, already not getting paid and hearing trump talk about no back pay, decide to walk out en masse? 

32 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I haven't had to fly for work since early last month, and I'm holding out hope they won't need me to until this shit is settled. What happens if ATC personnel, already not getting paid and hearing trump talk about no back pay, decide to walk out en masse? 

Definitely a worry. Or at least there will be “sick outs”. Longer this goes the more stuff will be impacting air travel. (i fully get why TSA and ATC would be like “fuck this”) 

I have another trip out tomorrow from Sun-Wed and then a trip from Thu to Sun. Curious to see how off rails this starts to get. 

we're already putting together a back up plan for our Chicago/Madison trip in a couple weeks... just leave the day before and drive,  overnight in Omaha.

i assume SWA will give vouchers in lieu of a refund which, whatever, we'll use them. but this shit needs to get settled before Thanksgiving week...driving to PR may be tricky 😝

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

The Little Mermaid was black so I had to burn it all down.

Just don’t go there.  Nobody wants to revisit that, “How do sharks and mermaids on their period get along?”debate.

2 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

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Man, Gene Simmons is aging better than I expected 

You will enjoy your HSA plans more than any health plan you've ever had before.
 

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

I enjoyed your mom’s HSA plan last night.

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On 10/11/2025 at 8:03 AM, Bozo_Casanova said:

@Anastasis were these 15% guys or part of the 85%

This entire admin is basically run to appeal to people like Ana. Announce that you’re going to hurt people he doesn’t like then quietly fix it because doing it is tremendously stoopid. 
 

Adults bigly in charge. 

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/trump-administration-lays-off-dozens-cdc-officials-nyt-reports-2025-10-11/

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WASHINGTON, Oct 11 (Reuters) - In the second week of the U.S. government shutdown, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention notified some 1,300 employees they would be laid off - then rescinded hundreds of those notices within hours, a person familiar with the matter said.

 

Two thoughts on this shutdown.  

One, the pain point starts Oct 15 if military misses their paycheck, then the big one is if November 1 comes as federal employees miss their second check.

Two, I think Trump just wants Obamacare (ACA) renamed TrumpCare.  Then it will be the best most beautiful healthcare ever.


Third, it's the Epstein files.  It always has been.

Ten years of the same shit. Still no concept of a plan. 
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10 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This entire admin is basically run to appeal to people like Ana. Announce that you’re going to hurt people he doesn’t like then quietly fix it because doing it is tremendously stoopid. 
 

Adults bigly in charge. 

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/trump-administration-lays-off-dozens-cdc-officials-nyt-reports-2025-10-11/

 

Because @Anastasis is a calm, cool, collected sociopath. 

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Because @Anastasis is a calm, cooled, collected  narcissistic sociopath. 

Fifm

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3 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

Two thoughts on this shutdown.  

One, the pain point starts Oct 15 if military misses their paycheck, then the big one is if November 1 comes as federal employees miss their second check.

Two, I think Trump just wants Obamacare (ACA) renamed TrumpCare.  Then it will be the best most beautiful healthcare ever.


Third, it's the Epstein files.  It always has been.

 

trump's only issue with 'obamacare' is the name / branding. he has zero idea about any part of it 

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

trump's only issue with 'obamacare' is the name / branding. he has zero idea about any part of it 

They have found that many who benefit from ACA, that want Obamacare repealed, don't realize they are the same thing.

8 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Because @Anastasis is a calm, cool, collected sociopath. 

That sounds really scary. Not sure if it will make a good Halloween outfit though. 

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

That sounds really scary. Not sure if it will make a good Halloween outfit though. 

Don't call what you're wearing an outfit. Maybe you could go with this for Halloween.

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13 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

Two thoughts on this shutdown.  

One, the pain point starts Oct 15 if military misses their paycheck, then the big one is if November 1 comes as federal employees miss their second check.

Two, I think Trump just wants Obamacare (ACA) renamed TrumpCare.  Then it will be the best most beautiful healthcare ever.


Third, it's the Epstein files.  It always has been.

I agree with you that the military and pro-MAGA types in the government feeling pain is going to move some needles in Washington, at some point if not immediately.

That's the way to end this thing, push on the pain where it actually is. Trying to bring attention to decry "CDC and medical research defunded!" and "IRS had to furlough 50% of agents!" is a nothing burger. If you think the right cares about that you haven't been paying attention. Those are intended benefits of the shutdown for them if nothing else.

Fucking up air travel is the only thing I can think of that will for sure do it.

On 10/11/2025 at 2:40 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

This is why democrats are dog shit. They should have been in front of every camera from the beginning controlling the narrative instead they’d rather be performative. So now republicans get in front of every camera and promote the same message that controls the narrative. Just such fucking failure and a bigger reason we are in the situation as a country. 

Do you ever read yourself?

13 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

Two thoughts on this shutdown.  

One, the pain point starts Oct 15 if military misses their paycheck, then the big one is if November 1 comes as federal employees miss their second check.

Two, I think Trump just wants Obamacare (ACA) renamed TrumpCare.  Then it will be the best most beautiful healthcare ever.


Third, it's the Epstein files.  It always has been.

That's three thoughts, not two.

On 10/11/2025 at 7:37 AM, Bozo_Casanova said:

Sir, I’ll have you know I woke up at 5:45 thinking about Chasey Lain. 

pre or post terrible boob job?

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9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

pre or post terrible boob job?

Pre, obviously, but my research of the question led me to this very interesting review. Evidently you don’t have to choose:

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'The Original Wicked Woman,' may be the first before-and-after boob job themed film -- Chasey Lain got hers done during shooting -- which adds a very interesting 'touch'. Chasey Lain's sex scenes are always quite natural and sensual, and she really seems to savor oral sex in particular.

Synopsis: Chasey Lain makes her hardcore debut in this highly erotic story of an alien woman who's sent to Earth to save it from destruction. Something about not having enough assertive women. Anyway, Chasey stars as the time-traveling alien who jumps from era to era and convinces some of history's most famous females to take matters into their own hands -- when it comes to sex, that is. Chasey looks absolutely scrumptious, starting the flick off with her natural assets before getting them surgically inflated midway through.

 

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