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3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Man you can really smell the testosterone in here. Some of you must be very impressive. 

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    Cool, we're still arguing as though there is some form of "messaging" the opposition party could use that would appeal to the shitheads infesting this country. The republican strategy for fifty fuckin

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This fatty dude is either an imbecile or a troll. Either way, it doesn't seem worth it to give him the attention he wants. There's always gonna be willfully ignorant people in the world. 

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8 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Guess I really lucked out on that whole Rapture thing being postponed.   

I think about the world quite a bit, and I've seen Brisket quote that before. 

For the record - The govt told us we were only taxpayers - have to make sure the layabouts who can't afford taxes don't starve, ya know.  A literal drag on a proper society, but they are fellow citizens,  don't ya know?  They need that more than you. 

Hillary beat you to the punch there, hoss.  So despicable.  Just despicable.

I suppose you don't realize rather than refuting what I wrote you verify it.

It's why we're on a train track instead of a road. Live it up in the box you've convinced yourself is a luxury car headed for paradise.

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Actual question here because I haven't been paying much attention to this shutdown.

Didn't the Big Beautiful Bill include a huge increase to the debt ceiling? Is the government shutting down for some other reason this time?

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I want to see some pay stubs guys

Middle class all the way down.

12 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I’m not going to be pulled off topic here, but you should know that she and her office worked to obstruct efforts to do that very thing, instead trying to shove the horse back in the barn. 
As for the rest of the post, which you did not respond to and primarily dealt with her ability to understand the electorate and win votes, res ipsa liquitur. She was a good appointee but is not a talented or skilled politician. She’s just another example of affluent lefties trying to make fetch happen.
 

Well since you mentioned it, you want to get into a sidebar.  You stated she is the most toxic and inept politician you have ever seen.  Is this just hyperbole or are you new to politics?  Because I think someone like Gym Jordan, Mitch McConnell, and Ted Cruz are more toxic.   We need MORE people like her serving and a cultural shift in our idea of what a politician is and does.  We need serious people, not more gameshow hosts.  And that is a message that has to be made to the public.

17 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

If we ever get another D in office, first order of business should be to burn this atrocity to the ground. Not dismantle it or destroy it. Burn it down. 

Nah. Turn it into a museum celebrating the American history of minorities, LGBTQ, female leaders, etc. 

10 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

Is the government shutting down for some other reason this time?

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2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

We need serious people, not more gameshow hosts.  And that is a message that has to be made to the public.

I agree with you, but remember most of us on this Board are educated, successful, and competent.

The rest of the country? They get medical advice from podcasters, play squid games for YouTubers, and twice elected an insurrectionist child rapist who openly campaigned on fascism. They neither want, nor deserve, serious people.

49 minutes ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

This fatty dude is either an imbecile or a troll. Either way, it doesn't seem worth it to give him the attention he wants. There's always gonna be willfully ignorant people in the world. 

He’s a low IQ bag of shit.  Pitiful, really.

51 minutes ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

This fatty dude is either an imbecile or a troll. Either way, it doesn't seem worth it to give him the attention he wants. There's always gonna be willfully ignorant people in the world. 

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13 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Bragging about wearing a Che Guerva shirt to the VFW….

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You have no room to criticize a single person on this board. Even fatty is a more honest poster than you. You cried like a little bitch with a skinned knee screaming for his mommy that someone was threatening you just last night in this thread. Because someone dared to suggest you should perhaps feel the consequences of your vote. My God, you might actually be the biggest pussy alive. No wonder your family hates you.

I wear a lot of tongue in cheek T-shirts to poker every week and it always gets a chuckle and good conversation out of the older vets. They're all my friends, are good, honest people. Most of them understand how fucked up everything is and they're not broke-brained bitch-assed little freaks that take everything personally like you. The people I get sideways glances from up there are all irrelevant, worthless baby dicks that are around my age or younger that have never served anyone but themselves a minute in their entire lives, just like you.

Nobody gives a fuck what you think. Your opinion is less than worthless. Your life has no value. No one will miss you when you're gone. Like holy shit, you are actually a terminally online groyper-adjacent guy that's probably in his 40s or 50s. That might be the most embarrassing thing you can possibly be in TYOOL 2025.

I look forward to your "whatever you say, champ!" response that will do a poor job of hiding your rage and pain.

Was fattie the brainiac that complained he lost money in the stock market under Biden or was that another Mensa right winger on here?

2 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

You have no room to criticize a single person on this board. Even fatty is a more honest poster than you. You cried like a little bitch with a skinned knee screaming for his mommy that someone was threatening you just last night in this thread. Because someone dared to suggest you should perhaps feel the consequences of your vote. My God, you might actually be the biggest pussy alive. No wonder your family hates you.

I wear a lot of tongue in cheek T-shirts to poker every week and it always gets a chuckle and good conversation out of the older vets. They're all my friends, are good, honest people. Most of them understand how fucked up everything is and they're not broke-brained bitch-assed little freaks that take everything personally like you. The people I get sideways glances from up there are all irrelevant, worthless baby dicks that are around my age or younger that have never served anyone but themselves a minute in their entire lives, just like you.

Nobody gives a fuck what you think. Your opinion is less than worthless. Your life has no value. No one will miss you when you're gone. Like holy shit, you are actually a terminally online groyper-adjacent guy that's probably in his 40s or 50s. That might be the most embarrassing thing you can possibly be in TYOOL 2025.

I look forward to your "whatever you say, champ!" response that will do a poor job of hiding your rage and pain.

This clown works out aggression by going down to the VFW and staring down Korean War vets.

Good grief what a complete fucking loser.

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Was fattie the brainiac that complained he lost money in the stock market under Biden or was that another Mensa right winger on here?

Can’t remember, but he did say that he might reconsider his stance on guns if one of his kids was killed in a school shooting.

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

You may have been born without a pussy but you sure as shit have developed into one. Trying to body shame the ladies of Surly is awfully goddamn pathetic but par the course for you weaklings. 

Apparently that was enough to get my hand slapped.  She can dish whatever she wants, but apparently too much to give any back.   I will mirror her remarks.  She is a pathetic cunt.  Always has been.  She is also a troll.  Neg and move on. 

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I wear anti-maga/trump shirts a few times a week.  I keep hoping some maga cunt like you says something but you're all cowards.  Fucking pussy.

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3 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

Both of you arguing over who makes more money is embarrassing.

I know you are a good reader, but you misread this one.  Chewy was flexing those deep pockets (which is awesome, tbh).  There's no doubt who does better - as he noted last night with his tax remarks, he's a several million a year earner (or has a really bad tax guy).   That is a good thing.  That is the type of people we need more of in US, providers, and payers.   Fuck I'd trade 10000 non payers for a Chewy, even if he is a pretentious Colorado asshole, because...

3 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

Having money does not make you a better person nor does it make you more intelligent apparently

Define better.    Being poor and a taker does not make you Mother Teresa.  Many such just as bad as high earners, or worse, they are just also largely useless as citizens as well.

2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Fatty is a pathetic cunt. Full stop. Always has been. He is also a troll. Neg and move on. 

This could not be more saturated with irony if you tried.   Just don't mention my fingers or you'll get a TO warning.  Well, probably not but to be on safe side.

2 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Instead, he's here watching all this time. 

It's been pretty fucking awesome, tbh.   Watching the legitimate mental strife on several VERY intelligent posters has been almost too much.  I've only been here since '08, but watching their posts over time get less acute, more conspiracy addled, and just losing their strong moral holds.  Fucking delicious.  These are the types of things you cannot purchase. 

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Man you can really smell the testosterone in here.

Probably wafted over from the Walz discussion on the Talarico thread.   So. Much. Masculinity.    Like we've never seen before!

 

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Middle class all the way down.

I've never once claimed otherwise.  I've been all over the world and solidly middle class in US in not a bad place to be.  How you can be a top 5% earner and still be middle class here is a longer discussion, of course. 

20 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Even fatty is a more honest poster than you.

I can be called a lot of things.  Dishonest is pretty tough, though.  

16 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Was fattie the brainiac that complained he lost money in the stock market under Biden

No, I lost real money in the way of a huge project that got cancelled in a celebratory fashion by that admin.  I don't have a grave pissing tour but that addle brained piece of shit would top the list. 

12 minutes ago, royiv said:

but he did say that he might reconsider his stance on guns if one of his kids was killed in a school shooting.

Incorrect.  I replied with something like "any and every person would" and y'all ran with it like you had the superbowl winning intercept.  Pretty benign statement really.    I would feel ALOT different about the legality of road legal 1000 hp cars if some kid in a lambo wiped out my entire family filming a youtube.  Or a lot differently about how we treat alcohol sales should they be wiped out by a drunk driver.  The list goes on an on.  Expecting someone to say "no, it wouldn't give me a second of retrospective thought" would have been a more flagrant answer.  But you got a quasi true repeatable soundbite to follow me for a college sports board so congrats? 

6 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

So. Much. Masculinity. 

You guys think about some weird shit (which obviously works with a fairly decent chunk of the electorate, btw). I can honestly say that "masculinity" isn't something I ever think about*, probably because I can make my wife cum without blue pills or testosterone shots. 

 

The word conjures up images of Ricky Gervais on a tinpot radio station in 2002 telling Karl Pilkington, "Ohhh you’re hard" in his best early 2000's style gay impersonation.

 

 

*Well excluding grad school where the term was often used as a way to understand gender identity as we moved from a farming-based culture to a clerk-based culture and men had to find a new identity outside of their work with new, larger, amounts of free time. Hence the rise of sports and outdoors in the Gilded Age and the Progressive Era.

35 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

This clown works out aggression by going down to the VFW and staring down Korean War vets.

Good grief what a complete fucking loser.

Yeah that's totally what I said. You just can't put the bitch-assedness away for 5 seconds, can you?

2 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

I wear anti capitalist or anti maga shit to poker at the local VFW here every week. Not one of those chicken shit cowards ever says a word. It's great.

Here is exactly what you said super tough guy.  "chicken shit cowards", your fucking words.  So get all the way fucked with your bullshit.

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Here is exactly what you said super tough guy.  "chicken shit cowards", your fucking words.  So get all the way fucked with your bullshit.

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Yes, dumbass, I was very clearly referring to the "MAGA cunts" the poster I was replying to mentioned. You know, people like yourself, none of whom I count among the older vets. You know, the real American soldiers that don't drop to their knees for any president, unlike yourself. Try a bit harder next time.

So anyway, day 2 of the shutdown. How long do we think until the Dems cave?  I give it 5 days, tops. 

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Y'all gotta remember you're arguing with a group of people that are influenced by commentators who think this is a solution to the "masculinity problem"

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Just now, Brian Fantana said:

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Yes, dumbass, I was very clearly referring to the "MAGA cunts" the poster I was replying to mentioned. You know, people like yourself, none of whom I count among the older vets. You know, the real American soldiers that don't drop to their knees for any president, unlike yourself. Try a bit harder next time.

Hey, I heard there were some Vietnam Vets drinking coffee and talking about business at the local McDonalds...  Probably should get your hammer & sickle shirt on and head over there ASAP.

 

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So anyway, day 2 of the shutdown. How long do we think until the Dems cave?  I give it 5 days, tops. 

The one during Trump's first term lasted 35 days but we didn't have bitch ass AIPAC Shakur as the House minority leader back then.

The “radical left/Democrat shutdown” messages are proliferating. Last I checked War/DHS had the old fashioned language about a lapse in appropriations.  Honestly surprised. 
 

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1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

Hey, I heard there were some Vietnam Vets drinking coffee and talking about business at the local McDonalds...  Probably should get your hammer & sickle shirt on and head over there ASAP.

 

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Are you gonna cry?

50 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Apparently that was enough to get my hand slapped.  She can dish whatever she wants, but apparently too much to give any back.   I will mirror her remarks.  She is a pathetic cunt.  Always has been.  She is also a troll.  Neg and move on. 

This could not be more saturated with irony if you tried.   Just don't mention my fingers or you'll get a TO warning.  Well, probably not but to be on safe side.

 

 

Someone reported you, and it wasn't me. I neg you and move on. You are the one that was ok with kids getting killed in schools so you could keep you pew pews. You are also ok with taking away free breakfasts and lunches for all school children to pay less in taxes so you can buy a fucking boat. You are the definition of a piece of shit. 

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

You are the one that was ok with kids getting killed in schools so you could keep you pew pews.

Not correct.

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

You are also ok with taking away free breakfasts and lunches for all school children to pay less in taxes so you can buy a fucking boat.

Couldn't be more correct.  *additional boat(s).

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

You are the definition of a piece of shit. 

Maybe. Depends on your perspective.  Asking people to be responsible for at a minimum themselves and liabilities of their own making shouldn't factor into that, though.   

7 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

jack off please GIF

Are you gonna cry?

Jesus Christ, send up the Commie Bro bat signal.... word on the street is there is a WWII vet at Whispering Pines Elder Care who once owned a small business.   

This aggression will not stand man!!!   Probably better go full black bloc on this one.

 every day he/they put their thumb on the scale just a little bit harder, and every day we move further and further away from the truth or the constitution mattering at all.

Just now, Incredulity said:

Jesus Christ, send up the Commie Bro bat signal.... word on the street is there is a WWII vet at Whispering Pines Elder Care who once owned a small business.   

This aggression will not stand man!!!   Probably better go full black bloc on this one.

Are you having a stroke?

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It always amazes me how much people enjoy embarrassing themselves.  Folks just running in here straight up yelling “look at what an evil dumbfuck I am! Hahahahahaha!!!”  Shit is crazy.

Keep on shitting on the masses, taking away more and more of the very little they have until they have nothing else to lose.  See how that works out.

4 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Are you having a stroke?

That "chicken shit" better not give you any guff when you get over there.  That's all I know.

You're like a Communist Batman.

Way to go, profit fighter!

Shutdown has some folks melting down. 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Was fattie the brainiac that complained he lost money in the stock market under Biden or was that another Mensa right winger on here?

No, that was the credit card points guy on dialysis. Only reason I remember that is because he also accidently doxed himself on that thread. Turns out he was just a poor guy living in Jersey with a mail order wife. 

4 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

That "chicken shit" better not give you any guff when you get over there.  That's all I know.

You're like a Communist Batman.

Way to go, profit fighter!

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14 hours ago, Incredulity said:

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Dude. You literally stan the self proclaimed white supremacist party. 

You support the party that wants to eliminate the history of racism in America, and wants to remove references to slavery from our museums and public institutions.

If you’re not against those people, it’s a pretty good guess that you are in fact, a racist. Why? Because, you see, You. Support. Racists. 

 

33 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Maybe. Depends on your perspective.  Asking people to be responsible for at a minimum themselves and liabilities of their own making shouldn't factor into that, though.   

People = children in this case which famously are known to not be able to "be responsible for themselves" but we've long ago established your perspective is one of a psychopath 

23 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Dude. You literally stan the self proclaimed white supremacist party. 

You support the party that wants to eliminate the history of racism in America, and wants to remove references to slavery from our museums and public institutions.

If you’re not against those people, it’s a pretty good guess that you are in fact, a racist. Why? Because, you see, You. Support. Racists. 

 

The literal personification of the meme you quoted.

 

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4 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

The literal personification of the meme you quoted.

 

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Would you mind sharing the name of your dispensary with us?

3 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Would you mind sharing the name of your dispensary with us?

its on Radford, near the In-n-out

25 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

People = children in this case which famously are known to not be able to "be responsible for themselves" but we've long ago established your perspective is one of a psychopath 

Ah, you missed the liabilities of their own making part.  Not difficult to misinterpret my sentence, I'm notably not a wordsmith.   Yes, I expect parents to feed their own children.   I can't say I ever actually did the math on whether I could feed my own before having them, but apparently that's actually math many should be doing.    #butthattaxcredittho

3 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Ah, you missed the liabilities of their own making part.  Not difficult to misinterpret my sentence, I'm notably not a wordsmith.   Yes, I expect parents to feed their own children.   I can't say I ever actually did the math on whether I could feed my own before having them, but apparently that's actually math many should be doing.    #butthattaxcredittho

I mean, I didn't think my statement needed reinforcing just based on your past comments but thanks I guess

6 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

I mean, I didn't think my statement needed reinforcing just based on your past comments but thanks I guess

Just wanted to clear it up in case you didn't know what psychopath actually means.   

You're one of those "ThErE wILl NeVeR bE aNoThEr FrEe ElEcTiOn!!!!1!!1!" guys aren't you?

Look under your feet.  There's ground.  Touch it.  It's going to be OK - not everything has to be hyperbolic and hysterical. 

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