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  • Hank_Hill
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    K I’m prepared. Now what?

  • Firemans4Horn
    Firemans4Horn

    The mistake is recruiting Jackson Arnold from the portal.  The worst thing OU has done in 25 years is running off Dillion Gabriel to make room for that sack of shit. 

  • HtownHorn
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    Lulz. You are such an idiot.

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With as shitty of a schedule that aggy has they may end up with 1 loss 

Just now, BabaYaga said:

This game is so damn sloppy and boring.  

Most aggy games are

The shitty part is A&M is going to go 10-2 and get an at large into the playoff. I just hope they get sent to Lubbock.

The nightmare scenario where those two slapdicks sneak in and we don't.

does it take away from the message when you have "Grind" kind of laying there flat on top of your beer gut on your 4XXLB shirt

 

6 minutes ago, The_highest_of_fives said:

Really questioning how Auburn won three games

Southeast Alabama state school for the blind isn’t really a win. 

Edited by scramblyn

3 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

Sweater puppies were niiiice.

nice wow wow wee wow GIF

The interview process for sideline reporter has got to be pretty easy. 
 

- are you Beth Mowins?

- if not, are you hot?

- can you hold a microphone and talk?


Take out the Beth Mowins question and it’s an interview for being on the news. 

15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

new motto?

We copyrighted “Auburn sucks so fucking bad” in 1948 when they were known as “API.” That year the score was 55-0 Bama. Auburn was the place that inspired the Star Wars writer to come up with “Hive of scum and villainy.”

Alabama Polytechnic Institute 

Hee Haw!

Reed carving up Auburn now 

Edited by UTEX_ME

So far A&M can’t put auburn away kinda like OU sucks couldn’t.  

Would be amazing if aggy managed to lose 13-17 with two missed FGs.

29 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

does it take away from the message when you have "Grind" kind of laying there flat on top of your beer gut on your 4XXLB shirt

I thought it said pork Rinds

Just now, BachelorTrek said:

And just like that, aggy PK is now suspect with 2 wide-rights.  Lulz.

But he’s going to be an Astronaut. 

Just now, scramblyn said:

But he’s going to be an Astronaut. 

Not with documented bad eye-foot coordination he won't!  Lulz.

4 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

I am kinda considering a nap at this point. 

At a certain age the mid afternoon Sat and Sunday cat naps are peak.

 

Edited by scramblyn

receivers running wide open and he doesn't cut it loose on 4 & 10. wow. 

Jackson Arnold might be throwing games. 
 

I can’t imagine playing so badly for any other reason.

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

How.in.the.blue.fuck. Did blowU think Arnold was a better option than Gabriel?

Not only that but they had Arnold in their system for a solid year.

Youre 3 inches deep in your mom, and your dad is 3 inches deep in you…. Which way do you move to get out?

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Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Your 3 inches deep in your mom, and your dad is 3 inches deep in you…. Which way do you move to get out?

What

In

The

Actual

Fuck

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Jackson Arnold is the Case McCoy of Garrett Gilberts.

Idk. Case beat aggy.

2 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Jackson Arnold might be throwing games. 
 

I can’t imagine playing so badly for any other reason.

When the NIL money isn’t enough, the players will find other revenue streams. 

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Youre 3 inches deep in your mom, and your dad is 3 inches deep in you…. Which way do you move to get out?

What the fucking ballgame, Batman?!

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Youre 3 inches deep in your mom, and your dad is 3 inches deep in you…. Which way do you move to get out?

This is the Jackson Arnold of posts 

Come on war eagle tigers Alabama farmers whatever the fuck you are. Score. 

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