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2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Why do Georgia QBs look like Scarecrows?

It's their meal prep plans. They gotta look as sickly as possible. 

Take the field goal there, god damn.

After watching every coach in the world ignore game theory and punt on 4th and 1 from anywhere for decades, now the pendulum has swung to completely incorrect the other way.

now... now georgia doing Sark level goal to go playcalling.

 

stop trying to truck it up the middle when you have speed... do some fucking movement where yout qb can throw, run, or hand off to the rb to get the yards

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Bama has white guys on defense?

DeBoer really is making some radical changes.

lol

bro is really good too

 

 nov-30-2024-tuscaloosa-alabama-usa-alaba

 

 

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

now... now georgia doing Sark level goal to go playcalling.

 

stop trying to truck it up the middle when you have speed... do some fucking movement where yout qb can throw, run, or hand off to the rb to get the yards

Better watch out, you may end up as our HC if you keep making sense. 

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

now... now georgia doing Sark level goal to go playcalling.

 

stop trying to truck it up the middle when you have speed... do some fucking movement where yout qb can throw, run, or hand off to the rb to get the yards

Runner stonkson going to get broken by Bammer 

Pitch outside ez money bama defense is babyshit soft these days

Now that was a nice play call.  Wall of blockers there.

Are some of you this big of whiny cunts in real life?    “Oh we aren’t as good as these teams” “oh I hope sark learns how to call plays like this coach” “ohhh this wide receiver is good why can’t we have one that good”

fucking bitch-ass bitches. 

We need Georgia to win. Otherwise, the league office / officials will have extra incentive to screw us during our visit to Athens. 

Still not sure what butterfucked means but pretty sure bama and uga would butterfuck us right now. We got a lot of work to do.

1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

This is looking eerily like how we look running the ball near the endzone. 

Hopefully Wisner and Baxter return will change that.

Just now, Mr. Drummond said:

Are some of you this big of whiny cunts in real life?    “Oh we aren’t as good as these teams” “oh I hope sark learns how to call plays like this coach” “ohhh this wide receiver is good why can’t we have one that good”

fucking bitch-ass bitches. 

Get butterfucked.

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

now... now georgia doing Sark level goal to go playcalling.

 

stop trying to truck it up the middle when you have speed... do some fucking movement where yout qb can throw, run, or hand off to the rb to get the yards

In contrast to what Sark does

Gerogia lines up tight and has guys blocking down and a lead blocker and a pulling tackle and it’s power toss outside 

Sark just lines up normal in gun and flips it to the RB hoping the DE won’t contain

1 minute ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Are some of you this big of whiny cunts in real life?    “Oh we aren’t as good as these teams” “oh I hope sark learns how to call plays like this coach” “ohhh this wide receiver is good why can’t we have one that good”

fucking bitch-ass bitches. 

first time GIF

1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

NGL, that was really solid. Sark should jot that play down in his notebook. 

Can you call it while squatting ? Because that’s the critical question. 

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Hopefully Wisner and Baxter return will change that.

I saw that Wisner was teasing a return. What happened to Baxter? I missed that. 
 

Also, Gibson is looking really, really good this year, too. Same with Clark.  But we need Wisner and Baxter back. 

Edited by William Bludworth

1 minute ago, ATXhorn17 said:

We need Georgia to win. Otherwise, the league office / officials will have extra incentive to screw us during our visit to Athens. 

Actually true

I bet they fuck us either way in their home field. Kirby cries so much and throws fits so much he’s got them wrapped around his finger. 
 

Meanwhile James Franklin with a pathetic 3 points at home against Oregon lol

3 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Are some of you this big of whiny cunts in real life?    “Oh we aren’t as good as these teams” “oh I hope sark learns how to call plays like this coach” “ohhh this wide receiver is good why can’t we have one that good”

fucking bitch-ass bitches. 

 

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1 minute ago, scramblyn said:

Can you call it while squatting ? Because that’s the critical question. 

I don't think so. I believe squatting cuts off oxygen and blood flow to the brain. We may need to fly a banner to tell Sark to stand up. 

2 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

I saw that Wisner was teasing a return. What happened to Baxter? I missed that. 
 

Also, Gibson is looking really, really good this year, too. Same with Clark.  But we need Wisner and Baxter back. 

Simon

 

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4 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

We need Georgia to win. Otherwise, the league office / officials will have extra incentive to screw us during our visit to Athens. 

 

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Actually true

I bet they fuck us either way in their home field. Kirby cries so much and throws fits so much he’s got them wrapped around his finger. 
 

Meanwhile James Franklin with a pathetic 3 points at home against Oregon lol

Yall r so dumb

3 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

We need Georgia to win. Otherwise, the league office / officials will have extra incentive to screw us during our visit to Athens. 

Not sure why they would…Texas undefeated in the SEC is just as important as 1 loss Georgia. 
 

Not saying they won’t fuck us…just saying I don’t see the reason they would. 

3 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

Still not sure what butterfucked means but pretty sure bama and uga would butterfuck us right now. We got a lot of work to do.

Not sure.  We’ll see in a month 

Just now, Zeus said:

Simon

 

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Oh yeah, I'm loving me some Simon. That kid has some freaky ass burst and cutting ability. What a great get.

1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

I saw that Wisner was teasing a return. What happened to Baxter? I missed that. 
 

Also, Gibson is looking really, really good this year, too. Same with Clark.  But we need Wisner and Baxter back. 

Maybe I’m wrong but thought Baxter tweaked his hammy.

4 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

Still not sure what butterfucked means but pretty sure bama and uga would butterfuck us right now. We got a lot of work to do.

Did you never see Marlon Brando in Last Tango in Paris?

1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

I don't think so. I believe squatting cuts off oxygen and blood flow to the brain. We may need to fly a banner to tell Sark to stand up. 

Or just get him a chair

hell, get him an air conditioner and a good view up in the box

hell, get him a HC so he can just focus on calling offense

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Maybe I’m wrong but thought Baxter tweaked his hammy.

That's what I was wondering if that's what he did. He was on the sidelines all smiles last game, so it probably just needs some rest. Our RB room is filthy. 

Edited by William Bludworth

Alabama doesn't look explosive but man they look very precise efficient. 

Just now, William Bludworth said:

Is it just my ears or TV, or have I not heard Ryan Williams is now 18?

Dropped a ball early and they stopped passing to him. 

Just caught one though, he’s 18 now btw 

Whoever invented the wearing a mouthpiece but not in the mouth thing should be banished

Every year I get frustrated by how bad tackling has become.  Then the next year it’s even worse. 

Sec officials are so selective over what they call on the defensive backfield. 

All the Georgia secondary looks like dumbasses 

12 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Are some of you this big of whiny cunts in real life?    “Oh we aren’t as good as these teams” “oh I hope sark learns how to call plays like this coach” “ohhh this wide receiver is good why can’t we have one that good”

fucking bitch-ass bitches. 

I made a thread about this. 

Unfortunately there is no winning against the dismal Surly tide. 

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