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Diego at Vandy is prob the only one you can count on to carry you right now. 

But I doubt he’ll translate over to the NFL.
Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Well, that's kinda implied in the vows.

you'd think, but I bet we can all think of folks who fail to meet that simple standard.

not surprised this was his first big road win... he too was beginning to have that James Franklin scent.

Can we please stop pretending with Allar? It’s been 3 years now. It’s not happening.

1 minute ago, Drew said:

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Diego at Vandy is prob the only one you can count on to carry you right now. 

isn't that dude looking to stay another year?

1 minute ago, Drew said:

 

 

Diego at Vandy is prob the only one you can count on to carry you right now. 

The pressure of being paid millions as a 19 and 20 year old is taking its toll. The product on the field isn't as good. 

The guy who made the interception was hiding behind the ref, fOSU did the same against us on occasion too.  They need to either put a stop to that or we need to start incorporating it into our defense.

oh, and fuck pedo. Franklin is a loser, they should probably fire him and hire Day because pedo 

Just now, naija said:

isn't that dude looking to stay another year?

He said this is his last year. But supposedly his agent/team or whatever said they’re petitioning for it. 

6 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

The Oregon player knew exactly where that ball was going. Nice job Penn St. putting that gem on film.

Unpossible…Allar doesn’t even know where it’s going once he throws it.

15 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Peanut Head v. Lanning isn't a fair match.

Pit Bull v Lanning. 

I wonder what the suicide rate is at Penn State? James Franklin has to have shot those numbers up. You can't just keep losing to upper tier teams in your own conference, as well as former PAC-12 teams and be able to sleep at night. 

Well now it makes me think of aggie, but they're built differently. Their hope is delusional, and the only way they're leaving this plane of existence is either by pretending students know how to build a bonfire, or Reville Jones says it's time.

17 minutes ago, Drew said:

Diego at Vandy is prob the only one you can count on to carry you right now. 

Haynes Kaaaaaaaang. 

2 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

I wonder what the suicide rate is at Penn State? James Franklin has to have shot those numbers up. You can't just keep losing to upper tier teams in your own conference, as well as former PAC-12 teams and be able to sleep at night. 

Well now it makes me think of aggie, but they're built differently. Their hope is delusional, and the only way they're leaving this plane of existence is either by pretending students know how to build a bonfire, or Reville Jones says it's time.


I mean the previous regime was covering up child rape. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:


I mean the previous regime was covering up child rape. 

Which means Joe Paterno sold his own asshole and kids for two championships in the 80s. Looking back, that seems like a shitty deal, but he's a shitty piece of shit. Maybe because of the previous regines failures to protect children, this is just karma getting them warmed up to be Arkansas of the B1G in the long run. 

22 minutes ago, Blotto said:

what 

the

fuck...

 

22 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

holy shit what a Forrest Gump looking retard

You know that’s not actually James Franklin right?

 

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3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


I mean the previous regime was covering up child rape. 

Anyone check to see if Sandusky and Epstein ever hang out?

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

Anyone check to see if Sandusky and Epstein ever hang out?

We should probably check to see if they're the same guy, tbh. 

27 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Haynes Kaaaaaaaang. 

That’s a good one too. 

47 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 


he looks like a thumb

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8 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Haynes Kaaaaaaaang. 

poooor aggy

10 hours ago, Stringer said:

Can we please stop pretending with Allar? It’s been 3 years now. It’s not happening.

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Penn State's white out game is the most fraudulent tradition in college football. 

2 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Penn State's white out game is the most fraudulent tradition in college football. 

 

Kyle Field disagrees.

10 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Is there an elite QB in college football? Christ the top guys on the NFL draft board look like Matt Nordgren. 

Not sure where to put this, but the "top" NFL mock drafts presently have the following in round 1:

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My conclusions from these mock drafts:
(1) We have a list of consistently poorly run organizations and 1  who has fumbled the QB position post-Roethlisberger
(2) no one stands out
(3) 2026 NFL draft will be bereft of quality QBs

 

I didn’t watch a single play of the Oregon victory. After watching Pitt’s second half craptastic offensive display, followed by Auburn’s all game craptastic offensive display I could not force myself to watch for fear of seeing Nitter fans happy. So I watched Alabama v Georgia, and a bit of the Va Tech v NC State game.

I’ll watch highlights today so I can see their stupid faces go through various stages of grief. 

21 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Penn State's white out game is the most fraudulent tradition in college football. 

It looks kinda cool, but other than that, it is just a typical night game at a huge stadium.   Sure its a difficult atmosphere, but because its 100k+ drunk football fans, not because they all called themselves to match outfits.

And just like kyle field, a good team can go in there and win, and does quite often.

31 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Penn State's white out game is the most fraudulent tradition in college football. 

Does wearing white shirts even count as a tradition?

Lanning's post-game interview was either the musings of a lunatic or a poorly placed set of comments.

Fighting back tears....
Unbelievable job of our guys keeping their composure. We said this game's gonna be about 1,000 cuts. Every cut matters, every cut matters. Eventually, we hit the jugular. 

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Dude, it's a freaking football game.  Torture and murder metaphors are a little misplaced here.

52 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Lanning's post-game interview was either the musings of a lunatic or a poorly placed set of comments.

Fighting back tears....
Unbelievable job of our guys keeping their composure. We said this game's gonna be about 1,000 cuts. Every cut matters, every cut matters. Eventually, we hit the jugular. 

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Dude, it's a freaking football game.  Torture and murder metaphors are a little misplaced here.

He didn't make a reference to a certain podcaster so I think he's fine. 


 

Oregon’s coach coked out of his mind. If you have done cocaine before you know. 

4 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

Penn State's white out game is the most fraudulent tradition in college football. 

I’m sorry but have you heard of the Best Stadium and Best atmosphere in college football right over there in College Station? 

4 hours ago, Newy25 said:


 

Oregon’s coach coked out of his mind. If you have done cocaine before you know. 

Oh yeah. That dude is higher than the Led Zeppelin. The licking of the gums and everything. That's wild to see lol 

5 hours ago, boilerhorn said:

Lanning's post-game interview was either the musings of a lunatic or a poorly placed set of comments.

Fighting back tears....
Unbelievable job of our guys keeping their composure. We said this game's gonna be about 1,000 cuts. Every cut matters, every cut matters. Eventually, we hit the jugular. 

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Dude, it's a freaking football game.  Torture and murder metaphors are a little misplaced here.

Dude was high as a fucking kite 

4 hours ago, Newy25 said:


 

Oregon’s coach coked out of his mind. If you have done cocaine before you know. 

It's been discussed here that Lanning comes across very Herman-like. I think we've found the common denominator.

55 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Oh yeah. That dude is higher than the Led Zeppelin. The licking of the gums and everything. That's wild to see lol 

Penn State fans weren't the only ones who had a white out

Just prior to the interview. He was 100% coked up.

 

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