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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?

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Auburn really has made a dogs breakfast of its program which is funny cause they are so hateable.

 

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It looks like Ole Miss is gonna keep most of their coaching staff

 

10 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

 

Did he get that at Aggie Outfitters?

I guess we’ll have to wait and see, but I’m not sure a lot of these new hires are upgrades. It’s what happens when left behind hysteria takes hold/

I haven’t paid real close attention to all of this but if I was Kiffen I’d rather have the FLA job over LSU. Unless there’s some kind of material comp difference.

I get that a bunch of coaches at LSU have won championships, but man that seems like a shitty organization to work in.

Just now, Satchel said:

I guess we’ll have to wait and see, but I’m not sure a lot of these new hires are upgrades. It’s what happens when left behind hysteria takes hold/

Nope. And a lesson to our fans - joining this carousel would not have guaranteed an upgrade for us

1 minute ago, Satchel said:

I guess we’ll have to wait and see, but I’m not sure a lot of these new hires are upgrades. It’s what happens when left behind hysteria takes hold/

I non-ironically thjnk that Franklin to VT and Fitz to MSU if it happens will be the best of the cycle. 

3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

No, my example of a destination is the program that has won more NCs with more coaches than any other school. All I am saying is that the program that has been very literally the best program over the past 100 years is a very good place to coach football. 

Exactly. It’s absurd that anyone would try to make the argument that Alabama is not a destination program. It’s the quintessential destination program, if you can handle the pressure and the complete absence of any semblance of a private life. 

1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I non-ironically thjnk that Franklin to VT and Fitz to MSU if it happens will be the best of the cycle. 

I agree. Okie State lucked out too.

14 minutes ago, Satchel said:

I guess we’ll have to wait and see, but I’m not sure a lot of these new hires are upgrades. It’s what happens when left behind hysteria takes hold/

Yep, happens everywhere.  Remember the 2011 JAG run of QBs taken within the first 12 picks of the NFL Draft.  Jake Locker, Blaine Gaebbert and Christian fucking Ponder.  This could end up being like that. 

 

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Lane Kiffin cannot escape tarmac drama. Hilarious scenes here.

 

20 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

 

The last Memphis HC to move into a P4 job is killin' it at FSU! 

3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

 

That’s a home run hire. He’ll be a great fit in E. Lansing. 

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1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Auburn really has made a dogs breakfast of its program which is funny cause they are so hateable.

 

staffers embedded within the program for the purpose of monitoring and reporting on the head coach.”

A guy born in the Soviet Union like Golesh should feel right at home. 

17 minutes ago, speed817 said:

 

Arky fans think they're a top job but don't realize they're a bottom tier job at this point.  They used to be good until they stopped taking football seriously with the Pittman hire.  Meanwhile, the whole landscape changed.

They were are the bottom this year with Oklahoma State.  I thought OSU was a worse job but they got a better coach so maybe not.  Looking at Arkansas' schedule next season, 4-8 looks likely and these same fans will just bitch.

It’s understandable Ole Miss fans, especially the younger ones are pissed at Kiffin, but he’s probably their best HC in school history. I’m not saying they should shake his hand and wish him well. Get angry, but issue a statement thanking him for his time at Ole Miss and move on. 

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Arky fans think they're a top job but don't realize they're a bottom tier job at this point.  They used to be good until they stopped taking football seriously with the Pittman hire.  Meanwhile, the whole landscape changed.

They were are the bottom this year with Oklahoma State.  I thought OSU was a worse job but they got a better coach so maybe not.  Looking at Arkansas' schedule next season, 4-8 looks likely and these same fans will just bitch.

Yeah, hard to believe this was a school that nabbed Bielma a few cycles ago. Didn’t work out but stealing from Big Ten Wisky who had been to Rose Bowls and won conference championships was a power move. 

12 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

They used to be good until they stopped taking football seriously with the Pittman hire.

They proved they didn't take football seriously with the way they handled the Petrino motorcycle incident.  If that was Saban at Bama, do you think that woman would still be alive?  Her body would have never been found.

17 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

It’s understandable Ole Miss fans, especially the younger ones are pissed at Kiffin, but he’s probably their best HC in school history. I’m not saying they should shake his hand and wish him well. Get angry, but issue a statement thanking him for his time at Ole Miss and move on. 

Good lord, what world do you live in?  This would be like DKR showing his whole ass on his way out the door to go back to Norman.

I'm sure this board would handle it with class, grace and dignity.

On 11/25/2025 at 4:11 PM, nnm said:

He's gonna need a bigger mullet.

Hey, at least he's 40; a grown man! He's already on the right track. 

5 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Why did they fire that fat fuck?

Because he liked his hooch too much and stopped doing his job.  He went 4-8 his last year there so that didn't help things either.

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Because he liked his hooch too much and stopped doing his job.  He went 4-8 his last year there so that didn't help things either.

We helped our last three coaches load the uhaul

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4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Probably nothing.

 

 

 

 

That little plane wouldn't even hold that fat fuck

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

no fucking way Penn St. would sniff FItz.  He's got sex-adjacent abuse stink on him.  

Just adjacent? Yeah pass. Penn St is looking for someone who takes a more active role in sex crimes.

38 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Yeah, hard to believe this was a school that nabbed Bielma a few cycles ago. Didn’t work out but stealing from Big Ten Wisky who had been to Rose Bowls and won conference championships was a power move. 

Even Chad Morris was a good hire on paper.  

They then hired Pittman who was a 60 year old lifetime position coach because no one else wanted the job.  He had never even been a coordinator.

Van Horn is I think the highest paid baseball coach and Calipari is making money too. Those guys probably have a lot of influence in the AD and a vested interest in keeping the football program humble

6 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Can we take a second to laugh at Florida for basically hiring Billy Napier 2.0 to replace Billy Napier?

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

 

 

2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

 

This is why I've been saying we should not be pushing Sark out at this time. Inventory is at an all time low.

35 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Probably nothing.

 

 

 

 

I hope they sent a Pilatus to pick Heupel up. It says “temper your expectations.”

1 hour ago, Duane Moore said:

staffers embedded within the program for the purpose of monitoring and reporting on the head coach.”

A guy born in the Soviet Union like Golesh should feel right at home. 

Hold on, so you're telling me you'll have people spying on me all the time and keeping tabs on everything I do, but failure results in paying me millions to do nothing instead of defenestration/a firing squad?  Where do I sign?

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That’s a home run hire. He’ll be a great fit in E. Lansing. 

And wail on NW every football season. 

The Auburn shit is wild. Rumors out there that Florida tried to foist a Nagy like GM set up on Lane. 
 

Some of these universities just have no idea on their places in the universe. 

16 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The Auburn shit is wild. Rumors out there that Florida tried to foist a Nagy like GM set up on Lane. 

What's a Nagy like GM?

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

It’s understandable Ole Miss fans, especially the younger ones are pissed at Kiffin, but he’s probably their best HC in school history. I’m not saying they should shake his hand and wish him well. Get angry, but issue a statement thanking him for his time at Ole Miss and move on. 

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2 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

What's a Nagy like GM?

Current OU setup.   NFL style where personnel decisions regarding who to recruit and retain is vested in GM not head coach.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Kentucky gutting stoops per Thamel

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6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Kentucky firing stoops per Thamel

Sure it seems crazy but you gotta act before the good options are taken.

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