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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?

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It’s the American Catholics that keep the Vatican afloat and coffers full and not the other way around. 

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Also, I like it that the Mormons are coming to play in the mire. Big American Primeval vibes, back to the swashbuckling, gunslinging roots. Only in the USA baby. 

52 minutes ago, heso said:

 

I guess the cookie business pays well. 

Looked it up - he's worth $500mm and opened his 1000th store recently.

He also agreed to pay the fine for BYU fans storming the field.  He and many donors stepped up to the plate quickly.  When the fine never came, McGowan and others donated the money to NIL AND wiped out the student lunch debt at Provo and SLC schools.
 

 

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Firing Franklin to get BYU corch is really funny. 
 

In the interim Franklin is dismantling PSU’s class. I admire what he’s doing. No bullshit, no whining. Left with dignity and went to work. 

 

He's got 'em up to 49 now in the 247 composite.

Good!  Chaos in the Locker-room pending another coaching change which means Tech can throttle them and clear these frauds out of the way. 

What if Tech is the fraud?

I appreciate that they didn't try to make it look like he's wearing a UK shirt.

They just fired up MSPaint and pasted it in.

Wow!  He’s a UL grad. Tough job but I like the move. 

14 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

I appreciate that they didn't try to make it look like he's wearing a UK shirt.

They just fired up MSPaint and pasted it in.

 

It's Kentucky.  They had no idea on Saturday night they would be needing some quality graphics from the social media Photoshop intern so they sent him home to Paducah.  

 

 

 

 

 

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17 minutes ago, MrX said:

Wow!  He’s a UL grad. Tough job but I like the move. 

Holy shit, Louisville beat Kentucky 41-0 this past weekend?

...and here we are ranting about what an inferior league the ACC is

12 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

Can't stand those things. They aren't cookies, but small cakes with too much frosting. Just gross. 

Anyway, carry on.

Let's start boycottin NIL donors for other programs. 

BYU- Crumbl

LSU- canes

Texas a&m- Bucees and any local insurance agent 

13 hours ago, heso said:

 

I guess the cookie business pays well. 

Have you seen how fat society has become?

Plus, them Mormons are addicted to sugar.  Went to Provo two years ago for the Tech-BYU game.  They may abstain from alcohol and caffeine, but they've just replaced it with a sugar addiction like I've never seen.

20 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

With nil and the portal any program can turn right around.

This works against Arky not for them. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

This works against Arky not for them. 

They're never going to be good again. The Waltons ain't coming to the rescue.

10 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

They may abstain from alcohol and caffeine, but they've just replaced it with a sugar addiction like I've never seen.

To clarify, the mental gymnastics of the Mormon church does not require abstinence from all caffeine, only "hot" drinks like coffee and tea.  An in-house lawyer for one of my clients is a devout Mormon and drinks about 6 Diet Cokes a day.

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

To clarify, the mental gymnastics of the Mormon church does not require abstinence from all caffeine, only "hot" drinks like coffee and tea.  An in-house lawyer for one of my clients is a devout Mormon and drinks about 6 Diet Cokes a day.

Interesting, because the Mormons I was friends with in high school (late 80's/early 90's) only had 7-up and Sprite and other non-caffeinated drinks at any of their gatherings.

Oddly enough, I've seen many Mormons consume amounts of sugar that boggles my mind, yet none of them were ever fat.  By and large a very good looking group of people.

Details of UF’s contract with Sumrall are out. $7.5 mil a year. He’s only owed 70% of his remaining contract if fired and there’s also a mitigation clause if he gets another job. Basically if he gets fired after 3 years he’s only owed like $5-10 mil. Can’t believe he agreed to that. 

2 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

Interesting, because the Mormons I was friends with in high school (late 80's/early 90's) only had 7-up and Sprite and other non-caffeinated drinks at any of their gatherings.

That makes sense, because apparently the church's official position on caffeinated soda was released in 2012.

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In 2012, the church released an official statement stating explicitly that caffeinated soda is allowed under church doctrine. Still, many Mormons will not consume caffeinated drinks.

NPR: Can Mormons Drink Coca-Cola?

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Canes is flavorless garbage.

With no gravy.

You give me fried chicken fingers and some Texas toast but no gravy?  GTFO with that.

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2 hours ago, Uncle Nate said:

Interesting, because the Mormons I was friends with in high school (late 80's/early 90's) only had 7-up and Sprite and other non-caffeinated drinks at any of their gatherings.

Oddly enough, I've seen many Mormons consume amounts of sugar that boggles my mind, yet none of them were ever fat.  By and large a very good looking group of people.

Yeah, Mormons are by and large thinner and more attractive than GenPop despite the sugar addiction. Carpet basketball, church dances, and clean living balance that out. 

2 hours ago, Uncle Nate said:

With no gravy.

You give me fried chicken fingers and some Texas toast but no gravy?  GTFO with that.

You're not impressed with their super secret sauce of ketchup+mayo+pepper? 

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

That makes sense, because apparently the church's official position on caffeinated soda was released in 2012.

NPR: Can Mormons Drink Coca-Cola?

At the disastrous game at BYU when Mack was still coach, the stadium only sold caffeine free drinks. But this was pre-2012. So maybe caffeinated cokes now? PARTY!!!

2 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

They're never going to be good again. The Waltons ain't coming to the rescue.

Well, yeah. We all know they lived close to Rockfish Gap, close to Charlottesville so of course they are gonna follow UVa. 😉

 

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

That makes sense, because apparently the church's official position on caffeinated soda was released in 2012.

NPR: Can Mormons Drink Coca-Cola?

Alcohol, tobacco, and too much meat make sense, but hot drinks? That's stupid af. Even back in the day there was plenty of teas without caffiene, and ancient teas often had positive medicinal properties (real and imagined). Such arbitrary nonsense, like ancient writings on pork, shrimp, and wearing clothes of mixed materials. 

 

MARTIN: Bowman says it goes back to Mormon Prophet Joseph Smith, who said he received a revelation from God forbidding Mormons to consume hot drinks, alcohol, tobacco or too much meat. Over the years, the meaning of hot drinks has come to mean tea and coffee.

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18 minutes ago, TxEx84 said:

At the disastrous game at BYU when Mack was still coach, the stadium only sold caffeine free drinks. But this was pre-2012. So maybe caffeinated cokes now? PARTY!!!

 

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3 hours ago, Uncle Nate said:

With no gravy.

You give me fried chicken fingers and some Texas toast but no gravy?  GTFO with that.

Dammit.  Now I want a steak finger basket from DQ.  Old school. 

17 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

When you get the opportunity to snag a coach that went 4-20 in his last two season plus covered up sexual hazing you just gotta make that move. 

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4 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Dammit.  Now I want a steak finger basket from DQ.  Old school. 

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3 hours ago, Uncle Nate said:

Interesting, because the Mormons I was friends with in high school (late 80's/early 90's) only had 7-up and Sprite and other non-caffeinated drinks at any of their gatherings.

Oddly enough, I've seen many Mormons consume amounts of sugar that boggles my mind, yet none of them were ever fat.  By and large a very good looking group of people.


@956 Worldwide

I’d attribute it more having to chase 9 kids around the house and continue to lay pipe with your 4 wives and / or 4 sets of soft swinging couple-friends.

You burn a lot of calories doing that…

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11 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:


@956 Worldwide

I’d attribute it more having to chase 9 kids per wife around the house and continue to lay pipe with your 4 wives and / or 4 sets of soft swinging couple-friends.

You burn a lot of calories doing that…

 

If Sitake bolts for Penn State.

Would Sark be a good fit for BYU.

Ties to the Program

Offensive philosophy

Cultral fit

Sista Wives

 

1 minute ago, TejasPedro said:

If Sitake bolts for Penn State.

Would Sark be a good fit for BYU.

Ties to the Program

Offensive philosophy

Cultral fit

Sista Wives

 

Sark would have to seriously burn this program down to resort to taking the fucking BYU job. 

17 hours ago, Js1 said:

Fitzgerald finished 1-8 in both of his last 2 conference seasons and hasn’t coached in the NIL era

What’s the upgrade? 

Have you watched any MSU football these past two years?  It's an upgrade, and I feel sorry for Jonathan Smith.  

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

Details of UF’s contract with Sumrall are out. $7.5 mil a year. He’s only owed 70% of his remaining contract if fired and there’s also a mitigation clause if he gets another job. Basically if he gets fired after 3 years he’s only owed like $5-10 mil. Can’t believe he agreed to that. 

I can't believe Stricklin finally added a mitigation clause.

It's pretty clear that looking at Kiffin's contract with LSU, he took the deal from UF and negotiated with it because I am pretty sure LSU would have put in a mitigation clause if they could have.

34 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:


@956 Worldwide

I’d attribute it more having to chase 9 kids around the house and continue to lay pipe with your 4 wives and / or 4 sets of soft swinging couple-friends.

You burn a lot of calories doing that…


the LDS church  has done very well in Scandinavia. Lots of willing to convert, depressed people there due to the long winters.

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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Man those cookies really suck too

Amazing how much money you can make with inferior products

5 minutes ago, Bevo said:


the LDS church  has done very well in Scandinavia. Lots of willing to convert, depressed people there due to the long winters.

Blonde and like to get busy.

All you need is marriage and to pull the goalie and you’re in solid Mormon wheelhouse territory.

Not surprising.

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6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Crumbl is fucking garbage. And I normally love cookies. 

Finally, something you said I agree with 

19 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Man those cookies really suck too

Amazing how much money you can make with inferior products

Dubai chocolate on line 1. 

15 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Wednesday announcement likely means it's rankings related. 

 

Right.  If Texas doesn't get in, Sark to Penn State.

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