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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?

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2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Why does Kalen’s name keep coming up for these jobs, is Bama not a good job to have?

Not when everyone else can pay now. It's why Saban bolted. It's a poor broke ass state.

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2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Why does Kalen’s name keep coming up for these jobs, is Bama not a good job to have?

Massive mistake to follow Saban but hes from South Dakota. Just does not seem like a fit there

Who the fuck wants to follow Nick Saban?

At Alabama he’s always “not” Nick Saban.

At Michigan he gets to not be dumbass sooner Sherrone Moore.

Just now, tbone_ said:

Who the fuck wants to follow Nick Saban?

At Alabama he’s always “not” Nick Saban.

At Michigan he gets to not be dumbass sooner Sherrone Moore.

Exactly.

Replace the trainwreck.  Never replace the legend.

This is going to be great. He’s going to bail to Michigan. Alabama will get their ass whipped in the playoff (would rather it wasn’t blow u, but whatever). They’ll hire someone even worse than him and drift for a while.

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

LANE KIFFIN TO THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE

You mean “Lane Quitten” don’t ya?

On 12/9/2025 at 11:38 AM, Sbbruin said:

Would love to see it.  He's a smart guy.  He just never had a capable QB basically the whole time he was here.  And he didn't burn Brett Hundley's RS even though it might've saved his ass.

Rick has a good gig…..he’s not throwing his hat into that ring…..

48 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Why does Kalen’s name keep coming up for these jobs, is Bama not a good job to have?

I think he's from the midwest.  Bama = blue blood expectations, sell blood budget

Plus, you know, Tuscaloosa, which Wiki describes as the regional center of industry, commerce, healthcare and education for the area of west-central Alabama.

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46 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Who the fuck wants to follow Nick Saban?

At Alabama he’s always “not” Nick Saban.

At Michigan he gets to not be dumbass sooner Sherrone Moore.

 

45 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

Exactly.

Replace the trainwreck.  Never replace the legend.

 

Also, you know the help at Michigan fucks.

1 hour ago, TxEx84 said:

Biff Poggi as interim coach for Citrus Bowl.  Awesome!

When I first read this, I thought it was a joke. Nope. Biff Poggi is indeed the interim coach for Michigan. JFC.

So if Deboer goes to Michigan, and assuming they can't pull someone away from a job they just accepted, who does Bama go after? Freeman? Would Cignetti leave? Sark getting another extension out of it?

ETA this guy broke the Moore news first but take with a large grain of salt.

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4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

ETA this guy broke the Moore news first but take with a large grain of salt.

Normally, I'd call bullshit on this, but Michigan has apparently known about the Moore thing for a while, so it's not like they haven't been going through the Rolodex in the past couple of weeks.

The answer to the topic is Yes.

Question is: How hard would Bama fight to keep DeBoer?

Just like - how hard would Texas fight if Bama came after Sark?

Fwiw - Cignetti's buyout is $15mm if someone poaches him which is a lot less than most of these schools are paying to fire their guy. And Michigan (or Bama hypothetically) wouldn't have to pay their coach to leave.

Freeman to Giants, Cigs to ND, DeBoer to Mich, Sark to Bama.....Saban/Urban to Texas

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this sport is insane , going to laugh my ass off at Penn State if Michigan pulls this off like its just another Wednesday 

If ND comes open, we'd have to be light speed.  I suppose Texas and Ohio State could come open and it would jump to ludicrous speed.

5 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

this sport is insane , going to laugh my ass off at Penn State if Michigan pulls this off like its just another Wednesday 

They already pulled it off. They didn't announce this *just now* without a good indication of what's coming. 

 

2 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

 

Similar to this. 

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Drop another quarter, here we go 

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Why the fuck would Sark want to go start over at Bama when he has the Texas job already? 

I'm also not sure why Cignetti would leave Indiana. He is already coaching the best team in the country there. 

Let's tone down the idiocy a bit. The best jobs from 10 years ago are not the best jobs anymore. 

LOVE it when flights get tracked.  Straight to the veins.

Yes, this is the craziest.  Moore is cooked,  only Oklahoma will love him now. 

Michigan snags Bamas coach

Bama snags Lane

LSU somehow ends up with O again

8 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Yes, this is the craziest.  Moore is cooked,  only Oklahoma will love him now. 

Michigan snags Bamas coach

Bama snags Lane

LSU somehow ends up with O again

YES!  Chaos!

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3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Not when everyone else can pay now. It's why Saban bolted. It's a poor broke ass state.

Tell me you don’t know the south without telling me.  I’m mean you only need one billionaire.  I know for a fact there are at least 3 people in Mobile /Baldwin County alone who are members of Augusta. There’s more money there than you know.  There’s a difference between rich and wealthy, there’s some wealth at the beach, Point Clear, Mountain Brooke etc..  Per capita, that isn’t bad for a “poor broke ass state” to have 3 guys who fly there at 9 and be on the tee box by 11.    You just need one big cigar.  I’m sure there’s more than one in Bama. 

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There's only one Regions Bank, one Yellawood, one Pilot truck stop and one Coca-Cola United.  Sorry for your shithole.

Edited by Gravy Train

40 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

Tell me you don’t know the south without telling me.  I’m mean you only need one billionaire.  I know for a fact there are at least 3 people in Mobile /Baldwin County alone who are members of Augusta. There’s more money there than you know.  There’s a difference between rich and wealthy, there’s some wealth at the beach, Point Clear, Mountain Brooke etc..  Per capita, that isn’t bad for a “poor broke ass state” to have 3 guys who fly there at 9 and be on the tee box by 11.    You just need one big cigar.  I’m sure there’s more than one in Bama. 

Those guys aren't rich because they hand out blank checks. Saying you just need "one" big cigar is ridiculous. You're talking about well into the 8 figures every season that someone needs to pick up the tab for. 

Are we going to see a $15 million/year coach this year? The teams who keep their coaches will be contenders next year.

To answer the question posed by the OP:

Yes.

Jesus H Tittyfucking Christ, YES.

Someone is gonna hire a coach who's contract still has wet ink.  Definitely.

I'd laugh so goddamn hard if they get Campbell to go there.  Fuck Pedo.

12 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Cargo load of cash?

So when does Art Briles get to re-enter the carousel? I haven't heard his name in a while. I think he would be a good fit in Michigan if they want to maintain the culture.

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Someone is gonna hire a coach who's contract still has wet ink.  Definitely.

Michigan should steal Brian Hartline from USF and we can watch Buckeye heads explode calling him a traitor. 

4 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Michigan should steal Brian Hartline from USF and we can watch Buckeye heads explode calling him a traitor. 

Oh please 6lb 8oz baby Jesus....please make this happen.

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Gotta be mike elko

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Within a year of losing Schloss. Sucks not to be a destination school.

Michigan is going hard after Dabo. Bump his NIL up, he cleans up the image. Allegedly interest from both sides

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Michigan is going hard after Dabo. Bump his NIL up, he cleans up the image. Allegedly interest from both sides

Man, I don't see his FCA/Mayberry persona working in Ann Arbor.  About as bad a fit as Brian Kelly in Baton Rogue.

Just now, South Austin said:

Man, I don't see his FCA/Mayberry persona working in Ann Arbor.  About as bad a fit as Brian Kelly in Baton Rogue.

It's not your job to question the hire, it's your job to get this rumor to catch fire

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