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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?

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Klatt mentioned Lea, Dillingham, and Elko as 3 realistic names to watch out for. Also listed a couple of current coordinators, but I can’t see Michigan going for a coordinator with no HC experience to step into this.

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I know it's already been said, but it's worth repeating. Yes, this is the craziest coaching carousel of all time.  

13 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Man, I don't see his FCA/Mayberry persona working in Ann Arbor.  About as bad a fit as Brian Kelly in Baton Rogue.

Let's not be so quick to judge. We can't really say whether he's a good fit for Michigan until we know what felonies he's committed recently. 

7 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

Klatt mentioned Lea, Dillingham, and Elko as 3 realistic names to watch out for. Also listed a couple of current coordinators, but I can’t see Michigan going for a coordinator with no HC experience to step into this.

Jedd Fisch is on the list. Under the radar long shot Jason Eck. 

23 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Michigan is going hard after Dabo. Bump his NIL up, he cleans up the image. Allegedly interest from both sides

Not a fucking chance.

I dont think I'd hire Clark Lea until I see him maintain success without Pavia. Not saying he's not a good coach or anything but I'd want to see how things go with Curtis. 

20 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

Klatt mentioned Lea, Dillingham, and Elko as 3 realistic names to watch out for. Also listed a couple of current coordinators, but I can’t see Michigan going for a coordinator with no HC experience to step into this.

If Michigan was willing to hire a violently unhinged Sooner before, maybe they'll go back to that well. The list of potential candidates is long. 

What's the assault that he's been arrested for?  Did he go over to his side piece's when the news broke and tell her what's what?

13 minutes ago, nnm said:

What's the assault that he's been arrested for?  Did he go over to his side piece's when the news broke and tell her what's what?

Yes. Rather violently. With a knife. 

1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

If Michigan was willing to hire a violently unhinged Sooner before, maybe they'll go back to that well. The list of potential candidates is long. 

well not a Sooner but they did hire Juwan Howard (and never forget the Unibomber connection)

41 minutes ago, nnm said:

What's the assault that he's been arrested for?  Did he go over to his side piece's when the news broke and tell her what's what?

broke into her house and threatened to kill her and himself. 

2 hours ago, GTX Horn said:

Klatt mentioned Lea, Dillingham, and Elko as 3 realistic names to watch out for. Also listed a couple of current coordinators, but I can’t see Michigan going for a coordinator with no HC experience to step into this.

He don't know shit about fuck.

3 hours ago, GTX Horn said:

Klatt mentioned Lea, Dillingham, and Elko as 3 realistic names to watch out for. Also listed a couple of current coordinators, but I can’t see Michigan going for a coordinator with no HC experience to step into this.

Dillingham coming up from others as well even if he's at his alma mater. 

Lea needs to show what he can do without Pavia.

Brian Kelly apparently is in the conversation. That would be a terrible hire. 

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

It’s DeBoer until it isn’t 

I agree. I wonder if Bama will give him the Kiffin ultimatim or just let it lie until their playoff game. I think they'll beat ou this time around.

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I agree. I wonder if Bama will give him the Kiffin ultimatim or just let it lie until their playoff game. I think they'll beat ou this time around.

Go after Campbell just to burn Penn State. 

There's a very good chance Michigan is about to have to find a new AD at the same time as a new coach. 

Oh, and Larry Ellison's net worth just dropped $30B today so they've got that going for them too.

Just now, Tex-19 said:

There's a very good chance Michigan is about to have to find a new AD at the same time as a new coach. 

Oh, and Larry Ellison's net worth just dropped $30B today so they've got that going for them too.

Only $300B to go!

22 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

I think he's from the midwest.  Bama = blue blood expectations, sell blood budget

Imma steal that one, too. 

If Ellison funded the entire Michigan football NIL, let’s call it $40,000,000, that is comparable to one of us spending like $50. Oracles stock dropping has no effect on anything. Eat the rich.

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Hoping for Elko to Mich. Only because it reminds them what tier they are on in the cfb world.

4 minutes ago, Hornin04 said:

Hoping for Elko to Mich. Only because it reminds them what tier they are on in the cfb world.
 

theboar to michigan, he elk to bama would be ultimate lulz

11 minutes ago, Hornin04 said:

Hoping for Elko to Mich. Only because it reminds them what tier they are on in the cfb world.
 

Im still not convinced we want the fat boy gone. This year might represent some fantastic fools gold that has them tripping over multiple future aggie like decisions. 

If I were Elk and got the Michigan call I'd tell aggy to give me the Jimbo contract, word for word, or I'm gone. 

Just now, BlackCat said:

Im still not convinced we want the fat boy gone. 

It's win-win.  He goes to Michigan, it's another example of why aggy is not a destination job.  He stays, and with a tougher schedule that includes Tennessee and Texas at home, and at Alabama, LSU (w/ Kiffin), and at OU (which still sucks), they likely don't sniff anything close to the same as their 2025 record.

6 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

Im still not convinced we want the fat boy gone. This year might represent some fantastic fools gold that has them tripping over multiple future aggie like decisions. 

That’s literally never happened there before

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7 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

Im still not convinced we want the fat boy gone. This year might represent some fantastic fools gold that has them tripping over multiple future aggie like decisions. 

Yep. His OC and DC both departing. Doesn't seem to be a difference maker HC (yet at least). Aggy still seems to be excited to have him. Lookin' good for us tbh

Oh shit here we go.

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1 minute ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Kalen DeBoer's daughter hits first home run against Alabama

Someone is going to ask, so...

I hear she's bright in the classroom and holds conversation well. 

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11 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Kalen DeBoer's daughter hits first home run against Alabama

Someone is going to ask, so...

“Wheelhouse”- Sherrone Moore

4 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

There's a very good chance Michigan is about to have to find a new AD at the same time as a new coach. 

Oh, and Larry Ellison's net worth just dropped $30B today so they've got that going for them too.

So he still has roughly $250B+ to spend which is just a few quantum leaps beyond having fuck you money.  

 

25 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

So he still has roughly $250B+ to spend which is just a few quantum leaps beyond having fuck you money.  

 

That’s called fuck everyone money

“Wheelhouse”- Sherrone Moore

Had to get him out of there and make sure it was safe for her.

Also, that’s wheelhouse for most of the board.

I wonder who Kyle Whittingham fucked?

7 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Didn't Sitake play at Utah and not BYU? 

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I wonder who Kyle Whittingham fucked?

Next coach at Michigan?

18 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Man. That's a hell of a fucking record at Utah. 

11 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I wonder who Kyle Whittingham fucked?

I thought it had been rumored if not confirmed that he was planning on stepping down soon for a couple years now. 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Man. That's a hell of a fucking record at Utah. 

I thought it had been rumored if not confirmed that he was planning on stepping down soon for a couple years now. 

I think they had an unofficial coach in waiting there so this wont move the chaos needle much

Whittingham wanted out before the PE parasites took over.  He could be a calming caretaker corch for Meatchicken right now.  

It's classy that Utah doesn't claim 2008. Wouldn't blame them if they did. 

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