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    Texas will lose this game and it won’t be because of the defensive effort/performance. I predict more INTs than completions.    Gata 13, Texas 10

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3 hours ago, BlackCat said:

I kind of feel bad for Napier. He seems like hes completely in over his head. 

He would be in over his head in a game of checkers against a wall.

 

For anyone going to the game. don't miss the Surly Horns/Burnt Ends tailgate in the heart of the campus located just just five minutes from the stadium. Should be fun, with breakfast and lunch fare, local craft beers all before the Horns triumph over the forces of darkness. Scan the QR code to reserve your tickets. 

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27 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

please stop with the rat poison

Not expecting this to be an easy game at all here. I expect FL to play desperate coming out of a bye week and there is a lot of talent on that squad.  

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until we win a league game we haven't won a league game

we drank our own kool aid and now it's time to go to work

1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:

He's their Turtle Tom.   I guess I forgot about his resume and it looks like Florida did the same damn thing when we hired Tom- hire the media driven name because of a great season or two at a non Power four(or five when they hired him).  

Yea seems spot on. Dont know much about Napier and now that I think about it I think Im feeling bad for him because I was told one time that hes a good dude. For all I actually know hes not. With Herman he went off the reservation before he even started with us. Just an epic dipshit. 

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Napier did not offer updates on sophomore defensive tackle Michai Boireau and redshirt senior edge rusher George Gumbs Jr., who each missed Week 4 with various injuries, nor did he comment on redshirt sophomore defensive tackle Brendan Bett, who left the contest against Miami with an apparent knee injury.

Florida will release its first of four Southeastern Conference-mandated availability reports on Wednesday ahead of its Saturday matchup with Texas.

No mention of defensive tackle Caleb Banks, probably their best player. I'm assuming he's out 

If you watch the Miami game, Lagway didn't look right physically or mentally. He looked injured and slow running, and he looked completely lost trying to read the defense

Their one good drive was almost exclusively running the ball, but if they fall behind the chains in a series they're probably fucked

Gonna rewatch Porkys to get in the rural Florida state of mind

45-24 Texas.  Texas offense uncorks, defense plays fine, Jeff Banks gives up a special teams buttfart, and the Gators score in garbage time to make it closer than it was.

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18 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Gonna rewatch Porkys to get in the rural Florida state of mind

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until we win a league game we haven't won a league game
we drank our own kool aid and now it's time to go to work

Outside of Arkansas and Kentucky, I expect every league game to be extremely anxiety producing for me at least. Some ugly wins hopefully because I like wins.
2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

For anyone going to the game. don't miss the Surly Horns/Burnt Ends tailgate in the heart of the campus located just just five minutes from the stadium. Should be fun, with breakfast and lunch fare, local craft beers all before the Horns triumph over the forces of darkness. Scan the QR code to reserve your tickets. 

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I would have thought putting Bevo on an airboat/fanboat/swampboat in this graphic might have been even better.  Lulz.

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

please stop with the rat poison

Please stop thinking anything said here matters on game day.

45-24 Texas.  Texas offense uncorks, defense plays fine, Jeff Banks gives up a special teams buttfart, and the Gators score in garbage time to make it closer than it was.

24? Really?

34-17. We dominate time of possession and they score a trash time td in 4th Q. Arch has an ok game, running game shows improvement. Defense looks dominant. 

Tickets secured. Looking forward to my maiden venture to The Swamp.

10 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Tickets secured. Looking forward to my maiden venture to The Swamp.

No wonder tickets to the surly tailgate 

Defense is suffocating with 2 INTs and a FF recovery. 
 

Arch has finally gotten over his fear of throwing to a non-white receiver. 20/26 330 yds, 3 TDs, 1 INT

RBs come mean and makes Flo-Ridas D quit by 13:30 of the 3rd quarter. 
 

Napier is shot on the sidelines at the final whistle. Tim Tebow is hired as the HC and immediately institutes prayer circles and anyone with a tattoo is kicked off the team. 

Book it

2 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Im thinking it’s more of a 27-13 game.

This is where I am.

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

Having been to the Michigan tailgates and Lee  Harvey's multiple times I highly recommend this, but this time we're not getting into Gainesville until like 1. If you offer a cash bar or if I can blow in pre-kick and give you $50 for a couple of beers (and your trouble) I will swing by. For no extra charge I will decide which poster who is there is my least favorite, and tell him to go fuck themselves.

10 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Having been to the Michigan tailgates and Lee  Harvey's multiple times I highly recommend this, but this time we're not getting into Gainesville until like 1. If you offer a cash bar or if I can blow in pre-kick and give you $50 for a couple of beers (and your trouble) I will swing by. For no extra charge I will decide which poster who is there is my least favorite, and tell him to go fuck themselves.

Swing by I'll sort you out. 

4 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

until we win a league game we haven't won a league game

we drank our own kool aid and now it's time to go to work

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29 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

What’s the latest on Baxter I didn’t see anything recently

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2 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Im thinking it’s more of a 27-13 game.

our defense against their scoring proficiency on paper says we cover

last year:

@ vandy 27-24 and we had to burn clock on the ground to kill it off - can we do that this year?

@ pig 20-10 and while never in doubt was never comfortable

praying these feels are wrong........

my thoth tarot deck says 21-13 and extremely uncomfortable with 2 failed 4th and goals that supercharge their crowd instead of the silence of the lambs when you take the points

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Please stop thinking anything said here matters on game day.

everything matters everywhere and everywhen

48 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

our defense against their scoring proficiency on paper says we cover

last year:

@ vandy 27-24 and we had to burn clock on the ground to kill it off - can we do that this year?

@ pig 20-10 and while never in doubt was never comfortable

praying these feels are wrong........

my thoth tarot deck says 21-13 and extremely uncomfortable with 2 failed 4th and goals that supercharge their crowd instead of the silence of the lambs when you take the points

I am no SEC jock sniffer, but the days of walking into someone's trap and winning 41-7 are largely over. And let's be real, that was rarely realistic in the Big 12 either. Road games are always tricky. 

To me, it's all about starting strong and getting these fucks thinking about their coach getting fired and where they will transfer to next year. 

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8 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

everything matters everywhere and everywhen

and everyhow, everytime

13 hours ago, Fud said:

No mention of defensive tackle Caleb Banks, probably their best player. I'm assuming he's out 

Pretty sure he's not playing.  Had surgery a week or two ago.

Our defense is elite and our offense will have to prove it on the field before I predict us ever scoring more than 28.

Texas 24-3

17 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Probably a 17-6 type win. 

Man I hope not...that would be fine, but they'll need to do more on offense than that. But Florida can do things on defense.

16 hours ago, Darth Tron said:

45-24 Texas.  Texas offense uncorks, defense plays fine, Jeff Banks gives up a special teams buttfart, and the Gators score in garbage time to make it closer than it was.

wow if they did that it would be a statement considering florida even in losses, hasn't been that bad defensively.

and texas giving up 24 would not be good...garbage time or not.

15 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Im thinking it’s more of a 27-13 game.

Same...24-10, along those lines.

14 hours ago, BlackCat said:

34-17. We dominate time of possession and they score a trash time td in 4th Q. Arch has an ok game, running game shows improvement. Defense looks dominant. 

That would be really good if 7 of their points came off a fumble or Special Teams TD.

16 hours ago, Darth Tron said:

45-24 Texas.  Texas offense uncorks, defense plays fine, Jeff Banks gives up a special teams buttfart, and the Gators score in garbage time to make it closer than it was.

I would be very gruntled if we hung 40 on Florida in any scenario, I think it will be lower scoring than that. 27 - 10 or something like that. 

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I think nearly any team can get 7-10 points from a variety of ways.  Nearly impossible these days to keep teams much lower.  It won’t because of our defense if a team scores more than 14.

I had a dream last night it was midway thru the 3rd and Florida was winning 13-0 and had the ball at about the 50.  Oddly specific for a dream, hope I'm not a psychic.

 

27 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I would be very gruntled if we hung 40 on Florida in any scenario, I think it will be lower scoring than that. 27 - 10 or something like that. 

Yep.  40+ on that defense in the Swamp would be shocking based on what we've seen this year.  I'm currently thinking something like horns 23-16.

20 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Sun Belt Billy gets Dallas Wilson back from injury this week, so UF is pumped about that. They also expect 2 other WRs to play in Sturdivant and Mizell. 

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38 minutes ago, Cody2422 said:

I had a dream last night it was midway thru the 3rd and Florida was winning 13-0 and had the ball at about the 50.  Oddly specific for a dream, hope I'm not a psychic.

 

 

 

As I’ve mentioned Florida is my 2nd favorite school so I know more about them than most on here. This game will get ugly fast. They have no more fight left in them and are going to be without their entire starting defensive line. They are a decent running team but Napier is quite literally too stupid to lean into that dynamic, and Lagway is both injured and mentally broken, and overrated. They really need a new coach and a roster overhaul to be a competitive program again, if you look at their schedule it’s hard to see anything other than a 2-10 or 3-9 finish. Arch and the offense are finally clicking and I expect a close 1st quarter to give way to the blowout in the 2nd. 35-3 Texas. 

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JFC now it's inevitable that Texas loses by 3 TDs.

 

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

As I’ve mentioned Florida is my 2nd favorite school so I know more about them than most on here. This game will get ugly fast. They have no more fight left in them and are going to be without their entire starting defensive line. They are a decent running team but Napier is quite literally too stupid to lean into that dynamic, and Lagway is both injured and mentally broken, and overrated. They really need a new coach and a roster overhaul to be a competitive program again, if you look at their schedule it’s hard to see anything other than a 2-10 or 3-9 finish. Arch and the offense are finally clicking and I expect a close 1st quarter to give way to the blowout in the 2nd. 35-3 Texas. 

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8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

As I’ve mentioned Florida is my 2nd favorite school so I know more about them than most on here. This game will get ugly fast. They have no more fight left in them and are going to be without their entire starting defensive line. They are a decent running team but Napier is quite literally too stupid to lean into that dynamic, and Lagway is both injured and mentally broken, and overrated. They really need a new coach and a roster overhaul to be a competitive program again, if you look at their schedule it’s hard to see anything other than a 2-10 or 3-9 finish. Arch and the offense are finally clicking and I expect a close 1st quarter to give way to the blowout in the 2nd. 35-3 Texas. 

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