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2 hours ago, BlackCat said:

Of course there's one possibility out there that I think is in the back of all of our minds, we just wont bring that up. 

 

 

 

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    Texas will lose this game and it won’t be because of the defensive effort/performance. I predict more INTs than completions.    Gata 13, Texas 10

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    Eurotrash? You Americans don’t have anything more clever than that?    Well, Donald Trump is your elected president so I’m not surprised.

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On 9/29/2025 at 5:27 PM, Skipper said:

Not expecting this to be an easy game at all here. I expect FL to play desperate coming out of a bye week and there is a lot of talent on that squad.  

Always a rational take on here and the stars thread. Respect. 

9 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I think nearly any team can get 7-10 points from a variety of ways.  Nearly impossible these days to keep teams much lower.  It won’t because of our defense if a team scores more than 14.

Texas held 6 P2 teams to 14 or less last season. 

Mosley isn’t a real player.  He’s a chess piece for coaches to scheme for 

7 hours ago, LonghornJudas said:

I don't think Florida is prepared for the sheer amount of girth that our DL have...

nlaa

So Circa's line for the game remains the same as the open line; -7

But the O/U has dropped from 47.5 to 42

16 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Mosley isn’t a real player.  He’s a chess piece for coaches to scheme for 

The game thread melt down if he fucks up bad is going to be epic

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Mosley isn’t a real player.  He’s a chess piece for coaches to scheme for 

 

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All I know is points will be at a premium on Saturday, especially if the rainy forecast plays a factor. If Texas is in the redzone and finds themselves at 4th and 2 (or longer) I will kick a *puppy each time Sark doesn't take the points. 

 

*stuffed puppy

Edited by perfectchaos007

so what are the chances the swamp is only 60-70% full due to bad weather and pure apathy?

Florida On3 posted this a few hours ago:


Handing over the call sheet wasn’t something Napier considered during the bye, he said. However, Gators Onlinel earned — and Napier confirmed — that he asked staff members to send him their suggestions on what Florida could do better offensively

Some staff suggestions included which players should be targeted more, ways to run the ball better and how to get Lagway going in the passing game. One of them was taking shots down the field, and Napier acknowledged that he needs to call more deep balls.

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1 hour ago, perfectchaos007 said:

All I know is points will be at a premium on Saturday, especially if the rainy forecast plays a factor. If Texas is in the redzone and finds themselves at 4th and 2 (or longer) I will kick a *puppy each time Sark doesn't take the points. 

 

*stuffed puppy

I used to go outside and get my axe and start chopping whatever I could find. I would be covered in wood chips by the end of it, didn't care what was happening with the game at that point.

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10 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i pray to all gods that cdc has told sark GIVE UP PLAY CALLING DUTIES.

fify.

Just to be clear is Florida going to be playing desperate because they’re terrible or loose and breezy because they have nothing to lose (because they’re terrible)?

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

Florida On3 posted this a few hours ago:


Handing over the call sheet wasn’t something Napier considered during the bye, he said. However, Gators Onlinel earned — and Napier confirmed — that he asked staff members to send him their suggestions on what Florida could do better offensively

Some staff suggestions included which players should be targeted more, ways to run the ball better and how to get Lagway going in the passing game. One of them was taking shots down the field, and Napier acknowledged that he needs to call more deep balls.

Isn't that kinda the whole point of having a staff?

29 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Just to be clear is Florida going to be playing desperate because they’re terrible or loose and breezy because they have nothing to lose (because they’re terrible)?

Texas is going to fuck them up the ass because they're terrible. 

47 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i pray to all gods that cdc has told sark TAKE THE FUCKING POINTS

This. Take the points. Make our field goals and we’ll be fine. 

14 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Some of the Florida 247 posters can be entertaining. Here's another image from them:

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Wasn't EDSBS a Florida site originally? 

47 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

If we get good Arch, we roll.  We get bizzaro Arch, it will be ugly and in doubt til the end.

Florida is the embodiment of SDLSU before Robert Bucher Jr.   So relax, you're going to have a good time.

2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Wasn't EDSBS a Florida site originally? 

Not specifically, but it’s heart and soul Spencer Hall is a Florida guy, so it had a ton of that flavor. 

1 hour ago, locodos said:

Florida is the embodiment of SCLSU before Robert Boucher Jr.   So relax, you're going to have a good time.

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8 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i pray to all gods that cdc has told sark TAKE THE FUCKING POINTS

I pray to all gods that our AD isn't micromanaging our head coach. 

7 hours ago, TXpride said:

Isn't that kinda the whole point of having a staff?

Well, yeah, it seems that your OL/Run Game Coordinator and WR/Passing Game Coordinator should have recommended 5-10 plays each game based on your opponent's base defense. Analysts should have broken down the opponent's tendencies based on down & distance, etc. Build up the game plan from there.

Today's analytical software should make this effort relatively easy.

9 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

so what are the chances the swamp is only 60-70% full due to bad weather and pure apathy?

With Texas's first visit to The Swamp since 1940? Unlikely

12 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

I pray to all gods that our AD isn't micromanaging our head coach. 

No need for prayer, even. Just realize you’re responding to a mad man. A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful rope. 

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

If we get good Arch, we roll.  We get bizzaro Arch, it will be ugly and in doubt til the end.

Hoping the rain holds off for the game. I dont want to see a game where Baugh gets 25 carries and Lagway gets like 10 throws due to weather. 

10 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

so what are the chances the swamp is only 60-70% full due to bad weather and pure apathy?

None unless lightning. This isn't some slap-dick school its Florida at the swamp. Some of you need to pull your heads out of your asses. DKR at peak bad was still 80%+ full and we have the most fairweather fans imaginable. 

1 hour ago, trythisathome said:

I pray to all gods that our AD isn't micromanaging our head coach. 

Yes, CDC is spending his days micromanaging Sark's 4th down play calling.  Great use of his time, maybe later he will sit down with Vic and talk about how his bully ball offense will never win a title. 

18 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yes, CDC is spending his days micromanaging Sark's 4th down play calling.  Great use of his time, maybe later he will sit down with Vic and talk about how his bully ball offense will never win a title. 

or Schloss' pitch selection strategy.   what I do hope he is doing is interviewing soccer coaches.

Just now, dcar00 said:

or Schloss' pitch selection strategy.   what I do hope he is doing is interviewing soccer coaches.

Talk about a waste of time . . .

Just now, dcar00 said:

what I do hope he is doing is interviewing soccer coaches.

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I saw CDC walking Town Lake this morning. Could have sworn I heard him telling Sark that FG weren’t a sign of weakness and that it was ok to not run same play 3x in a row from 1 yd line. 
 

I could be mistaken though as he was walking at a good clip. 

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33 minutes ago, immamac said:

None unless lightning. This isn't some slap-dick school its Florida at the swamp. Some of you need to pull your heads out of your asses. DKR at peak bad was still 80%+ full and we have the most fairweather fans imaginable. 

Whoa, negatory, negatory.  What're you, crazy or something?

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9 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Just to be clear is Florida going to be playing desperate because they’re terrible or loose and breezy because they have nothing to lose (because they’re terrible)?

Yes.

9 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Just to be clear is Florida going to be playing desperate because they’re terrible or loose and breezy because they have nothing to lose (because they’re terrible)?

You have to respect Florida. They are way more talented than their record. You let them stay in the game and they may actually play to their talent. Get a quick lead and they may quit. I hate these type of games. There is no upside to beating a talented underperformer. Lose and you suck. Win and nobody cares. 

Until our offense proves something, my expectations will remain low. Line seems high. Defenses smell blood in the water with Arch. My low bar for him is to play well enough to not get benched on Saturday. 10-10 at the end of regulation. We end up winning 16-13 after 2 overtimes and that's not even factoring the weather. Take the under.

2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

You have to respect Florida. They are way more talented than their record. You let them stay in the game and they may actually play to their talent. Get a quick lead and they may quit. I hate these type of games. There is no upside to beating a talented underperformer. Lose and you suck. Win and nobody cares. 

The road history of Sark makes me optimistic, albeit cautiously. 

The points we leave on the field and utter shit rz data makes me terrified. 

8 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

Until our offense proves something, my expectations will remain low. Line seems high. Defenses smell blood in the water with Arch. My low bar for him is to play well enough to not get benched on Saturday. 10-10 at the end of regulation. We end up winning 16-13 after 2 overtimes and that's not even factoring the weather. Take the under.

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14 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

The road history of Sark makes me optimistic, albeit cautiously. 

The points we leave on the field and utter shit rz data makes me terrified. 

Texas should win this game. Just saying you dont want to give Florida any confidence. Hard game to predict. Trying to predict Florida's state mind is like trying to guess your wife's mood when you pull into the driveway

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11 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Florida On3 posted this a few hours ago:


Handing over the call sheet wasn’t something Napier considered during the bye, he said. However, Gators Onlinel earned — and Napier confirmed — that he asked staff members to send him their suggestions on what Florida could do better offensively

Some staff suggestions included which players should be targeted more, ways to run the ball better and how to get Lagway going in the passing game. One of them was taking shots down the field, and Napier acknowledged that he needs to call more deep balls.

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26 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Hopefully our DLine pressures Lagway so quickly that there’s not enough time for their WRs to run a deep route 

Their Right tackle is a worn-down speed bump. Florida would trade Bryce Lovett for Connor Stroh on the wire. 

Overall: 39.1

Run Blocking: 62.8

Pass Blocking: 27.1

(from AI, so might not have the last game in those numbers)

That is where you attack on pass rush situations. Overload the right side. 

 

Bryce Lovett had a drastically inconsistent 2025 season according to PFF data, starting with a 0.0 pass block grade against Miami and a 27.1 in a subsequent game.. I honestly did not know you could get a 0 from PFF

 

 

Vs Miami

For starters, none of the Gators’ offensive linemen had a PFF grade above 70. The closest to that number was Knijeah Harris, who received a 64.5 offensive grade. 

The numbers get even worse when focusing on pass and run blocking situations in isolation. There were just two Gators to have a 70-grade or better pass blocking grade, and only one of them was an offensive lineman in starting center Jake Slaughter (70.6). Outside of him, every offensive lineman who saw the field had a PFF pass blocking grade below 35. 

Edited by Codaxx

If we win the turnover battle we should win imo, and I'll bitch 50% less if we just look decently decent on offense out there. 

2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Their Right tackle is a worn-down speed bump. Florida would trade Bryce Lovett for Connor Stroh on the wire. 

Overall: 39.1

Run Blocking: 62.8

Pass Blocking: 27.1

(from AI, so might not have the last game in those numbers)

That is where you attack on pass rush situations. Overload the right side. 

 

The defense will Def be ready to throw diff looks in sec play as last year.  Can't wait. 

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