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  • I retire in 2 days and we are working on our visas to move to Spain. The plan is to be there no later than early 2026, so I'll have to follow the Astros from afar next year. I've been a fan for as lon

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    i've hit golf balls 100's of times at memorial, never ran into altuve 🥺🥺🥺🥺  

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25 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Bregs to the Washington Nationals.  

Free agents can’t sign until November 3rd, at the earliest. 

Maybe he had a vision?

2 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Bregs to the Washington Nationals.  

So, I get a text from one of my buddies that Bregman is >going to sign< with the Washington Nationals and I go online and there’s a story with the headline “Washington Nationals Signing Alex Bregman in MLB Free Agency.”  So, I ran with the story…without reading the article….which turned out to be one of those bullshit articles with a headline that took liberties with the truth.  Clickbait.  I’m an old and my bud who texted me is an old and, when you’re old, you do at least one embarrassing thing a day.  And you blame it on being old.  The worst part of getting older is getting old.  But it beats the alternative.

44 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

So, I get a text from one of my buddies that Bregman is >going to sign< with the Washington Nationals and I go online and there’s a story with the headline “Washington Nationals Signing Alex Bregman in MLB Free Agency.”  So, I ran with the story…without reading the article….which turned out to be one of those bullshit articles with a headline that took liberties with the truth.  Clickbait.  I’m an old and my bud who texted me is an old and, when you’re old, you do at least one embarrassing thing a day.  And you blame it on being old.  The worst part of getting older is getting old.  But it beats the alternative.

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We all get got from time to time. As AI improves, it will happen more frequently. 

On 10/11/2025 at 12:32 AM, tx 3 putt said:

lulz 

 

This makes no sense.

The mariners were going to get hammered for winning an 18 inning game with the reward another game the following night?


Seattle wasn’t celebrating shit in Seattle after Robbie Ray got the mound in the 9th in game 1.

11 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

So, I get a text from one of my buddies that Bregman is >going to sign< with the Washington Nationals and I go online and there’s a story with the headline “Washington Nationals Signing Alex Bregman in MLB Free Agency.”  So, I ran with the story…without reading the article….which turned out to be one of those bullshit articles with a headline that took liberties with the truth.  Clickbait.  I’m an old and my bud who texted me is an old and, when you’re old, you do at least one embarrassing thing a day.  And you blame it on being old.  The worst part of getting older is getting old.  But it beats the alternative.

My dad says it's better to be seen than viewed.  

15 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

So, I get a text from one of my buddies that Bregman is >going to sign< with the Washington Nationals and I go online and there’s a story with the headline “Washington Nationals Signing Alex Bregman in MLB Free Agency.”  So, I ran with the story…without reading the article….which turned out to be one of those bullshit articles with a headline that took liberties with the truth.  Clickbait.  I’m an old and my bud who texted me is an old and, when you’re old, you do at least one embarrassing thing a day.  And you blame it on being old.  The worst part of getting older is getting old.  But it beats the alternative.

I was at a charity dinner in Tulsa on Friday and one of the old dudes at our table swore to me that Sark had just hired Gundy as OC that afternoon.  Said he saw it on “The Facebook.”   
 

So my question is, how long have you lived in Tulsa?

5 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I was at a charity dinner in Tulsa on Friday and one of the old dudes at our table swore to me that Sark had just hired Gundy as OC that afternoon.  Said he saw it on “The Facebook.”   
 

So my question is, how long have you lived in Tulsa?

I got nowhere to be and all day to get there.

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surly thread : fire the hitting coaches !!!

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58 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

surly thread : fire the hitting coaches !!!

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So you're telling me these chucklefucks that we called up were actually good before they got up to the big leagues?  Fire the major league hitting coaches again!

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

surly thread : fire the hitting coaches !!!

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That would seem to indicate the correct moves would be FIRE the hitting coaches AND elevate whomever it is working down in the minor leagues (excluding Bagwell and his time with Alvarez hitting soft toss and off tees).

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Not sure what this graphic is supposed to mean, but go look at the minors, we are bereft of positional prospects that put up good offensive numbers at every level.

Fayetteville - .228/.341/.340/.680

Asheville - .224/.317/.356/.673

Corpus - .221/.313/.346/.659

Sugar Land - .231/.336/.398/.734

 

On 10/13/2025 at 6:46 PM, PGFrog said:

That would seem to indicate the correct moves would be FIRE the hitting coaches AND elevate whomever it is working down in the minor leagues (excluding Bagwell and his time with Alvarez hitting soft toss and off tees).

Bagwell was actually an awesome hitting coach for the 3 months he did it before he decided that he'd rather not live that lifestyle when he could booze it up back home. Came closer to making chicken salad out of chicken shit than any other hitting coach we've ever had. 

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44 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Sign some fuckers that can hit the god damn ball and don't get hurt every week.

 

we need to invest in a fountain of youth 

Sign some fuckers that can hit the god damn ball and don't get hurt every week.
So our 1B signing hovering around .700 ops all season didn't turn you on either?
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Manny Ramirez is getting word out to all 30 teams he’d love to serve as an MLB hitting coach. “He wants to bring his greatness to teach the young guys,” his agent Hector Zepeda said. Credentials: 555 HRs, .312 BA, .996 OPS

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Manny Ramirez is getting word out to all 30 teams he’d love to serve as an MLB hitting coach. “He wants to bring his greatness to teach the young guys,” his agent Hector Zepeda said. Credentials: 555 HRs, .312 BA, .996 OPS

Does he bring his own juice as well? But yeah, I would love to see his approach fostered in this organization.

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i've hit golf balls 100's of times at memorial, never ran into altuve 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

i've hit golf balls 100's of times at memorial, never ran into altuve 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Because he was still in the playoffs…

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Well how was his swing?
51 minutes ago, Shot Caller said:


Well how was his swing?

Was he hooking everything?

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13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

making moves !!!

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Former top prospect with a wildly good pedigree in the minors that just never translated. 

Fastball averages at 95 but tops at 97. I think he used to throw 100. Has a sinker at those speeds too. Pretty hard slider that tops at 90. Curveball at 80-83 as well. 

Safe contract 

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25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Former top prospect with a wildly good pedigree in the minors that just never translated. 

Fastball averages at 95 but tops at 97. I think he used to throw 100. Has a sinker at those speeds too. Pretty hard slider that tops at 90. Curveball at 80-83 as well. 

Safe contract 

 

I miss Whitley!

Former top prospect with a wildly good pedigree in the minors that just never translated. 
Fastball averages at 95 but tops at 97. I think he used to throw 100. Has a sinker at those speeds too. Pretty hard slider that tops at 90. Curveball at 80-83 as well. 
Safe contract 
Might as well DFA him now

Something happened to his FB because it was worth 4.6 runs above average in 2023, but the last two seasons, it's been worth -8.9 combined. Most of his offerings have been all over the place. Will be interesting to see what his pitch mix is after he goes into the Astros' lab.

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20 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Something happened to his FB because it was worth 4.6 runs above average in 2023, but the last two seasons, it's been worth -8.9 combined. Most of his offerings have been all over the place. Will be interesting to see what his pitch mix is after he goes into the Astros' lab.

 

astros twitter has me believing this guy is going to go 33-0, with 400 strikeouts !!!

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

astros twitter has me believing this guy is going to go 33-0, with 400 strikeouts !!!

I mean if he's any good, then Espada will pitch him into the ground.

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

Sigh… I miss George.   Six straight postseason games with an XBH.  

We would have turned on him a few seasons ago.

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1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

I mean if he's any good, then Espada will pitch him into the ground.

 

yes, let's protect this arm ...

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GO EAT NNINGS !!!!!!

You can't eat innings when you are giving up 4 runs every inning.

Pearson will suck and be DFA'd by June

Its just more of the same trying to shine a turd on the cheap


13 minutes ago, Scraps said:

You can't eat innings when you are giving up 4 runs every inning.

Pearson will suck and be DFA'd by June

Its just more of the same trying to shine a turd on the cheap

 

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