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  • I retire in 2 days and we are working on our visas to move to Spain. The plan is to be there no later than early 2026, so I'll have to follow the Astros from afar next year. I've been a fan for as lon

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    i've hit golf balls 100's of times at memorial, never ran into altuve 🥺🥺🥺🥺  

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If the Astros traded Jeremy Pena, Jake Meyers, and Mauricio Dubon and came away from the offseason adding Luis Arraez, Drew Rasmussen, Merrill Kelly, Victor Caratini, and 2 really good (Cam Smith level) prospects, how would we feel?

CF Smith

3B Paredes

DH Alvarez 

SS Correa

LF Altuve

2B Arraez

1B Walker

C Diaz

RF Sanchez 

bench: Urias, Caratini, Melton, Matthews

SP: Brown, Rasmussen, Kelly, Javier, Arrighetti, Pearson

RP: Hader, Abreu, Sousa, King, Okert, De Los Santos, McCullers

2 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

If the Astros traded Jeremy Pena, Jake Meyers, and Mauricio Dubon and came away from the offseason adding Luis Arraez, Drew Rasmussen, Merrill Kelly, Victor Caratini, and 2 really good (Cam Smith level) prospects, how would we feel?

CF Smith

3B Paredes

DH Alvarez 

SS Correa

LF Altuve

2B Arraez

1B Walker

C Diaz

RF Sanchez 

bench: Urias, Caratini, Melton, Matthews

SP: Brown, Rasmussen, Kelly, Javier, Arrighetti, Pearson

RP: Hader, Abreu, Sousa, King, Okert, De Los Santos, McCullers

I would say the season would be over by mid June.

We would suck worse.

Need power. Even if you add Yordan we still need power.

Yeah man, even just having Sanchez starting in RF .... shudder. I was excited about the guy, but damn. "Raw" is a massive, extremely kind understatement about how far he is from where he needs to be to start every day.

21 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

If the Astros traded Jeremy Pena, Jake Meyers, and Mauricio Dubon and came away from the offseason adding Luis Arraez, Drew Rasmussen, Merrill Kelly, Victor Caratini, and 2 really good (Cam Smith level) prospects, how would we feel?

CF Smith

3B Paredes

DH Alvarez 

SS Correa

LF Altuve

2B Arraez

1B Walker

C Diaz

RF Sanchez 

bench: Urias, Caratini, Melton, Matthews

SP: Brown, Rasmussen, Kelly, Javier, Arrighetti, Pearson

RP: Hader, Abreu, Sousa, King, Okert, De Los Santos, McCullers

a man in a black vest says no bueno in front of mountains

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we need to hire the hitting coach that can tell the guys - hit more hr's, strike out less and never swing at the first two pitches !

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

we need to hire the hitting coach that can tell the guys - hit more hr's, strike out less and never swing at the first two pitches !

3rd fewest Ks in 2023 and 2024, 7th fewest in 2025.

#2 isn’t a problem.

4 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Rosenthal starting to turn in to an Astros apologist?

 

I'll take it, but it feels to me more like typical AL East homerism.  I just have a hard time believing the narrative would be the same if Springer just hit that homer as an Astro, sending the Astros back to the Series.

Bregman and Cora benefit from this too, of course. 

6 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Rosenthal starting to turn in to an Astros apologist?

 

Fuck all the national baseball media.

wtf are 2044/2054, 2048, and 2049 supposed to be?

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6 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

3rd fewest Ks in 2023 and 2024, 7th fewest in 2025.

#2 isn’t a problem.

 

good coaching / game planning 

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29 minutes ago, WBT said:

wtf are 2044/2054, 2048, and 2049 supposed to be?

Nashville, Portland, and I’m going to guess Montreal.

hate to be the 4th expansion team that isn’t going to win a World Series before 2075….(or the Rockies or Brewers or Twins. But good to see the curse of Alex Cora fucking the Red Sox until 2073).

16 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Nashville, Portland, and I’m going to guess Montreal.

Fair enough but if Montreal gets another team they need to be the expos.  Classic cap and unis.

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Agreed

but probably would end up in a F Bud Adams situation, which is why Chat GPT is probably right with a new real name/logo.

(not fact-checked)

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Typical ChatGPT hallucination. Like the Mariners will ever win one. 

On 10/23/2025 at 6:31 PM, TejasPedro said:

I would say the season would be over by mid June.

Mathematically, yeah.

Effectively it would be over before the ink dried.

27 minutes ago, YChang said:

Typical ChatGPT hallucination. Like the Mariners will ever win  qualify for one. 

yep!

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if you see me at the cubs series, buy me a brat dog. thanks 

i'll pregame at murphy's 

 

End of April is a joke. 3 road games in Cleveland come home for a 3 game home stand against the Yankees, then back on the road to Baltimore, then back home for the Pirates. What the fuck is this shit?

20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

if you see me at the cubs series, buy me a brat dog. thanks 

i'll pregame at murphy's 

 

Cubby bear is better and is home to the Chicago Texas exes 

24 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

End of April is a joke. 3 road games in Cleveland come home for a 3 game home stand against the Yankees, then back on the road to Baltimore, then back home for the Pirates. What the fuck is this shit?

Not how you read the calendar

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Not how you read the calendar

Fuck me. You are right. Haha. Is it possible to give the middle finger to your own post? That should be allowed.

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1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Cubby bear is better and is home to the Chicago Texas exes 

 

cubby bear sucks donkey boner, jumped the shark long ago 

 

also, some of the best cheese curds you'll find ...

AT uncommon ground, 3810, 3800 N Clark St, Chicago, IL 60613

and beer 

Be a man and just pregame at the sportsbook attached to Wrigley

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5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Be a man and just pregame at the sportsbook attached to Wrigley

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Well well well...

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 The New York Mets are hiring Troy Snitker as their hitting coach, a source confirmed to ESPN, as the club continues to overhaul its coaching staff after a frustrating 2025 season that ended without a postseason berth.

Snitker, 36, previously served as the Houston Astros' hitting coach for seven seasons until he was dismissed earlier this month. He is the son of former Atlanta Braves manager Brian Snitker, who stepped down from his post after the season.

Troy Snitker will work under Jeff Albert, who was recently promoted from his role as the organization's director of hitting development to director of major league hitting and will be in uniform next season.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/46746131/mets-hiring-hitting-coach-troy-snitker-staff-overhaul

Saw this shirt on Twitter and thought a few of the fellas that post here regularly would appreciate it.

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Why would you pick the Pirates if you could go anywhere?

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On 10/22/2025 at 9:22 PM, UTexasFight said:

We’ll all be old af, but give me that late 50s/early 60s run (with someone like Correa as manager).

 

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I will be 87 when we win our last title. Probably worth sticking around for.  

30 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Why would you pick the Pirates if you could go anywhere?

Can’t speak for him, but the chance to be associated with Skenes as well as being closer to the Northeast, where he grew up, probably played a role. 

Well he'll get to enjoy every 5th day for the next 4 seasons (3 if there's a lockout) before he leaves in free agency.  Maybe less if they trade him early, which is very possible.  I'm sure the Dodgers would love to get him a season or 2 early.

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4 hours ago, kevwun said:

Why would you pick the Pirates if you could go anywhere?

Livy Dunne

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at what point do the other teams stop showing up ?

 

Can we make the Pirates take our medical staff too??

Can we take Toronto's hitting coaches please? 

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6 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Can we take Toronto's hitting coaches please? 

 

this thread would riot if the next hitting coach had his background, pre 2025

We didn't riot over 12 games without any runs...

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