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He just did the coin toss for Army/Navy after the ref gave him a verbal reach around. I hate him. 

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  • Hank Kingsley
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    I've been a massive sports fan my entire life. Anyone who knows me knows I'm obsessed. This has to be talked about, so putting it in CR. I'm so sick of this shit.  Let's set this up correctly. 

  • The “shut up and play sports” crowd is awfully quiet when athletes are jerking off Orange Man.

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    Man, I wrestle with this. It sucks but I remind myself that this is what they want, to shrink America and all of public life down into MAGA or not and to make the “not” section small and sad. MAGA wan

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On 12/8/2025 at 2:18 PM, Hermanator said:

There's a group of people out there you never hear about because they don't want those things. They take their several million dollars and do something similar to what I described. They have no desire for power, greed, or screwing people over. 

True. I submit to y'all that the money barely matters.

17 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

He’ll ban non-MAGAts.

 

Even if he had never done anything criminal (lol), he deserves to be beaten just for being a complete douchebag. We’ve let Moe, the bully from Calvin and Hobbes, take over the country. 

On 12/6/2025 at 11:05 AM, Firemans4Horn said:

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So he was so awesome that he got 40 ABs throughout HS, and hit .075. And I have doubts that's even true. Whoa. We got another Mickey Mantle here.

Seriously, there is simply nothing the motherfucker won't lie his ass off about, repeatedly.

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woah ... whoa. 220. 221.

23 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

He just did the coin toss for Army/Navy after the ref gave him a verbal reach around. I hate him. 

Seriously, where did they dig up that fucking guy? And I thought Danielson and Nessler were gonna jizz their pants the way they gushed about Dotard. If CBS had cut to the booth, showing the two of them on their knees, cradling Trump's tiny balls and stroking his teeny tiny cock, I wouldn't have been surprised in the least.

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not Steratore. derp.

back in my early drinking days i would wager my bar tab with whatever poor chump was sitting next to me who wasn’t fully aware of how far into the abyss an alcoholic would go that I would drink the liquid contents of the entire bar mat if the bartender were to be so kind as to pour its entire contents into a glass, which out of the natural human instinct to watch the train wreck my life s/he always did.  
 
yo…less clean up for them, money in my pocket and more alcohol coursing through my brain.  

That shot is called the “Mat Dillon”.
On 12/5/2025 at 4:00 PM, austingirl said:

If I had fuck you money, you'd never see me again.

If I came into that level of money the only thing I’d do is build a moderately sized house in a South Pacific country and give the rest away to people in that country who need it. 

2 hours ago, wood said:

So he was so awesome that he got 40 ABs throughout HS, and hit .075. And I have doubts that's even true. Whoa. We got another Mickey Mantle here.

Seriously, there is simply nothing the motherfucker won't lie his ass off about, repeatedly.

Before there was Shohei Ohtani there was TFG. He was so good at baseball that people begged him to give up the sport because he was dominating it at a level that wasn’t fair.

4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

He’ll ban non-MAGAts.

 

Who wants to be the person who tries to play the course wearing a shirt with a picture of Obama on it?

I don’t know how even the biggest boot lickers can cay he’s a good human being with a straight face. We have decades and decades of proof of him being a POS. 

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A reminder that the Saudis gave BDC $125 million to join LIV. 

 

9 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

woof 

 

 

and child rapist 

6 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

woof 

 

Tee that man’s face up and hit it with a frying pan repeatedly. Just the worst human beings.

Not a doubt in my mind Trump paid him to say that, or offered up Melania for one night. 

Not a doubt in my mind Trump paid him to say that, or offered up Melania for one night. 

Nah. DeChambeau has been a MAGA fucktard for a long time.
Just now, C-Man said:


Nah. DeChambeau has been a MAGA fucktard for a long time.

And he was a fucktard before that.

14 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

And he was a fucktard before that.

 

14 hours ago, C-Man said:


Nah. DeChambeau has been a MAGA fucktard for a long time.

His SMU is showing (lol jk but kinda serious)

5 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

His SMU is showing (lol jk but kinda serious)

Maybe. I left SMU more liberal than when I entered though. 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Maybe. I left SMU more liberal than when I entered though. 

That's the college experience done well result. But this guy was a student athlete and amateur award winners and money and a college was more of a short term steppign stone, so likely didn't get to smoke pot in dorm rooms and widen his perspectives and meet and hang out with a diverse crew of rag-tag 18-22 years olds.

14 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

And he was a fucktard before that.

 

29 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

 

His SMU is showing (lol jk but kinda serious)

Unfortunately, whether they took Saudi blood money to bolt for LIV or not, most professional golfers have pretty shitty politics when you get right down to it. I'm pretty sure Scheffler's politics are not much different than BDC. He's just a little less public about it.

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8 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Unfortunately, whether they took Saudi blood money to bolt for LIV or not, most professional golfers have pretty shitty politics when you get right down to it. I'm pretty sure Scheffler's politics are not much different than BDC. He's just a little less public about it.

Agreed, country club politics. 

But BDC is an on the spectrum man-child that uses his willful ignorance to gain favor with Trump and the Saudis. Fuck him, specifically. 

 

8 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Agreed, country club politics. 

But BDC is an on the spectrum man-child that uses his willful ignorance to gain favor with Trump and the Saudis. Fuck him, specifically. 

 

You'll get no argument from me.

35 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

Unfortunately, whether they took Saudi blood money to bolt for LIV or not, most American professional golfers have pretty shitty politics when you get right down to it. I'm pretty sure Scheffler's politics are not much different than BDC. He's just a little less public about it.

Fixed it for you - the Euro golfers by and large hate DJT. It's why they won the Ryder Cup.

13 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Fixed it for you - the Euro golfers by and large hate DJT. It's why they won the Ryder Cup.

No, the Euros are entitled, boorish, rich assholes too. But they do share in my hatred for dotard so there's that.

38 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Fixed it for you - the Euro golfers by and large hate DJT. It's why they won the Ryder Cup.

Huh?

11 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

Huh?

A bit tongue in cheek.

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