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JFC. Just shitting words out of their mouths at this point. 

 

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    I've been a massive sports fan my entire life. Anyone who knows me knows I'm obsessed. This has to be talked about, so putting it in CR. I'm so sick of this shit.  Let's set this up correctly. 

  • The “shut up and play sports” crowd is awfully quiet when athletes are jerking off Orange Man.

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    Man, I wrestle with this. It sucks but I remind myself that this is what they want, to shrink America and all of public life down into MAGA or not and to make the “not” section small and sad. MAGA wan

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Visually speaking, it looks like if you take away 20 IQ points from Patrick Swayze, he turns into Don Swayze, and if you then take 20 IQ points away from Don, he turns into Theo Von. 

4 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

Theo is hilarious to me. I have never seen a clip where he was MAGA, but comparing to him to Dane Cook feels wrong.

Dude was invited to and attended the inauguration, pretty much is enough for me. 

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The Trump administration considers Theo Von as an ally, so much so that they included a clip of him in a DHS deportation shitpost video without asking for permission. 

 

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3 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

They are blatantly saying “We want a White person” and it’s dumb as fuck. 

A white CHRISTIAN person. 

18 hours ago, C-Man said:

One of my early football memories is attending the Thanksgiving game where Creed performed at halftime. In the middle of their heyday and peak of their stardom. It's used as a meme now, and you can find the clips all over the internet for a cool little chuckle, but at 12-13 years old I fucking hated it. I had their CD on loop, so to hear the same mix and realize that they were half-assing a syncing I got pissed. I think that was when I found out that not all performances are live. It would certainly fit the bill of White America demanding artists that haven't had a hit in over two decades though. Back to the good ol' days or whatever. 

Sat next to Theo on a plane 20 years ago when he was only known for Road Rules. He was hilarious and also one of the dumber people I’ve ever talked to. It’s no surprise he’s thriving in this timeline. 

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I'd describe him more as 'confused & uninformed'. But then, I guess that's how I'd also describe most MAGAts.

 

In a world where Dems are forced to look to people like Tucker Carlson and Ted Cruz to stand up for them, I don't think we can afford to be too stringent in our purity tests

On 10/2/2025 at 2:31 PM, CooterBrown said:

If you drink enough beer and eat enough chili, you can vomit all over his back every single home game.

 

eat Jade's chili and you can skip the beer

I assume that we’re not far from the Right’s 17th boycott of the NFL in the last 10 years. The Right only believes in zero games. Talk about helping out a non-white person, then you’re taking something away from the Right.

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Bad Bunny should ask Dropkick Murphys to join him. 

8 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Javale! Always had a soft spot for him and drafted him many times on my fantasy basketball teams as a reserve back in the day.

I saw him walking through IAH a few years ago and wanted to say hi, but he had that exact face on so I didn't, lol. 

 

 

You should've. Javale is like the nicest guy ever. He probably would've been stoked you recognized him instead of the "Do you play basketball?"he usually gets. My wife is still hanging on to her warmups and backpack for who knows why. Lol

 

 

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5 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

As a kid I watched people lose their minds when this happened

 

I have never seen or heard of that, thanks for posting.

 

1 hour ago, BurdineBandit said:

One of my early football memories is attending the Thanksgiving game where Creed performed at halftime. In the middle of their heyday and peak of their stardom. It's used as a meme now, and you can find the clips all over the internet for a cool little chuckle, but at 12-13 years old I fucking hated it. I had their CD on loop, so to hear the same mix and realize that they were half-assing a syncing I got pissed. I think that was when I found out that not all performances are live. It would certainly fit the bill of White America demanding artists that haven't had a hit in over two decades though. Back to the good ol' days or whatever. 

This here, it's been memed. The current effort is just a brotastic "Remember when" back to this moment. Barstool has done a yearly reminder of this performance for years.

20 hours ago, DaysOff said:

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They should replay this at the Super Bowl, the perfect commercialization of Kumbaya. I mean MAGA should like it is a US corporation, but hates X2 all tne nonwhites)

 

7 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

JFC. Just shitting words out of their mouths at this point. 

 

I find the whole thing really funny because I know a bunch of Puerto Ricans from my previous job and they're all ready to go to war for him lol...

Puerto Ricans have a real sense of pride and love for that little island and everyone from there that MAGA pretends they have for America.

14 hours ago, BurdineBandit said:

One of my early football memories is attending the Thanksgiving game where Creed performed at halftime. In the middle of their heyday and peak of their stardom. It's used as a meme now, and you can find the clips all over the internet for a cool little chuckle, but at 12-13 years old I fucking hated it. I had their CD on loop, so to hear the same mix and realize that they were half-assing a syncing I got pissed. I think that was when I found out that not all performances are live. It would certainly fit the bill of White America demanding artists that haven't had a hit in over two decades though. Back to the good ol' days or whatever. 

 

13 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

I have never seen or heard of that, thanks for posting.

 

This here, it's been memed. The current effort is just a brotastic "Remember when" back to this moment. Barstool has done a yearly reminder of this performance for years.

You don’t say?

 

 

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I absolutely love that MAGA says Creed should play at the Super Bowl. It’s like Lt. Hauk suggesting that Adrian Cronauer play more normal artists like Andy Williams and Perry Como.

I'm holding out for a dead-guy concert with a cross-cut of Americana ranging across Stevie Ray Vaughan, Waylon Jennings, Prince, and Keith Richards.

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I'm holding out for a dead-guy concert with a cross-cut of Americana ranging across Stevie Ray Vaughan, Waylon Jennings, Prince, and Keith Richards.

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Bad Bunny should ask Dropkick Murphys to join him. 

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Fucking…seriously. That would be awesome. They don’t get no more “REAL AMERICAN” than the DMs…and they would make MAGA heads ‘splode.

Goddamn I love those guys.

John Rocker isn’t a BB fan.

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I'm really only barely familiar with Bad Bunny.  I know he's popular.  I've listened to some tracks.  I get that somehow the right is upset with him doing the halftime show.  Is it really just because he's not white?  Is that the new halftime show requirement?  From a clip in this thread I see Bad Bunny did a WWE (?) promotion of some sort.  Vince McMahon pretty Maga-ish if I recall correctly.  Hell, the NFL did moments of silence around the league for Charlie Kirk and is owned by corrupt billionaires.  Feels like made up conflict among people who are not even enemies.

1 minute ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Is it really just because he's not white?

Do you really need to ask?  

I guess my "who" really applied to both of them 😁

7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Do you really need to ask?  

Fair enough.  I'm reading some more backpages on this thread.  I guess the open racism is still tough to stomach. 

Not that anyone asked, but I'm back to not watching college football which has been my norm for a long time now.  Pre-dates Trump really.   When I broke my wrist during snowboard season last year I watched some of the playoff games and enjoyed it, so got a bit back into it.  Now the Texas news has me back out.  That and all the other issues I have had with college sports for a long time (mainly the money in it versus for actual students).  But Texas bending the knee and saying they feel honored Trump chose them to manipulate was too much.  Fuck all that.

 

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I'm also not that big on the NFL but my oldest son has been getting into it, playing fantasy football, e.t.c.  At age 16 I don't expect him to know all the gory behind the scenes of the politics around this stuff.  So I can either enjoy some last couple of years of Father/Son bonding before he leaves for college or I can enjoy time with him which happens to sometimes be during an NFL game.  

40 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Fair enough.  I'm reading some more backpages on this thread.  I guess the open racism is still tough to stomach. 

Not that anyone asked, but I'm back to not watching college football which has been my norm for a long time now.  Pre-dates Trump really.   When I broke my wrist during snowboard season last year I watched some of the playoff games and enjoyed it, so got a bit back into it.  Now the Texas news has me back out.  That and all the other issues I have had with college sports for a long time (mainly the money in it versus for actual students).  But Texas bending the knee and saying they feel honored Trump chose them to manipulate was too much.  Fuck all that.

 

I thought UT was still weighing whether to give in to Trump’s extortion. Have they really already announced they'll take it?

29 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

I thought UT was still weighing whether to give in to Trump’s extortion. Have they really already announced they'll take it?

not yet.  but this statement alone really and truly bothered me:
 

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“The University of Texas System is honored that our flagship —The University of Texas at Austin—has been named as one of only nine institutions in the U.S. selected by the Trump Administration for potential funding advantages under its new ‘Compact for Academic Excellence in Higher Education,'” Kevin Eltife, the chairman of the UT System Board of Regents, said in a statement. 



https://www.kxan.com/news/texas-politics/ut-austin-could-receive-funding-advantages-if-it-meets-white-house-demands/

On a related note, part of me is enjoying watching the Longhorns shit the bed against Florida. 

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Do you really need to ask?  

Fuck. He’s white. He’s just from PR. 

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

On a related note, part of me is enjoying watching the Longhorns shit the bed against Florida. 

I dunno. As a UF law grad I’m not too particularly proud of its fan base or current administration. Kind of two sides of the same coin. 

I dunno. As a UF law grad I’m not too particularly proud of its fan base or current administration. Kind of two sides of the same coin. 

Bottom line, right now someone is getting ass-raped without consent (longhorns), and isn’t that really the story of this era?
On 10/3/2025 at 1:11 PM, Thatguy said:

You should've. Javale is like the nicest guy ever. He probably would've been stoked you recognized him instead of the "Do you play basketball?"he usually gets. My wife is still hanging on to her warmups and backpack for who knows why. Lol

 

 

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Not often that the chance is presented to talk about him. He is wrecking the NBL right now. I follow the league and McGee is doing whatever he wants there. The StonerSportsNetwork commentary is always great. Follow their IG is you want some good laughs on their highlight comments.

 

On 10/4/2025 at 3:55 PM, BrickHorn said:

On a related note, part of me is enjoying watching the Longhorns shit the bed against Florida. 

Same.  Texas football is lousy with maga vibe. With as many maga cunts as we have on this team it makes me wonder if Sark is a raging maga asshole. If so, every thing trump touches dies.  RIP Texas football. FAFO

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3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Same.  Texas football is lousy with maga vibe. With as many maga cunts as we have on this team it makes me wonder if Sark is a raging maga asshole. If so, every thing trump touches dies.  RIP Texas football. FAFO

I doubt this is unique to Texas Football.  The NFL is pretty lousy with MAGAts also.  And baseball, and wherever undereducated white males gather.

As usual Shane Gillis is on the right side of an issue (e.g. the right is so stupid for making bad bunny halftime show an issue):

 

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Fuck off, Trump. Fuck off, Adam Schefter. Fuck off, ESPN. 

the mafia has leverage here - the only way to win is to not play the game

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Fuck the NFL too. A dog shit product held together by fantasy football and gambling. 

 

Fuck the NFL too. A dog shit product held together by fantasy football and gambling. 
 

Nah, NFL is still pretty entertaining. It’s just on too many days now. Give it to me on Sunday, one game on Monday night and the couple Saturdays at end of season. I’ll allow a kickoff game on Thursday to start season if you must.
41 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Nah, NFL is still pretty entertaining. It’s just on too many days now. Give it to me on Sunday, one game on Monday night and the couple Saturdays at end of season. I’ll allow a kickoff game on Thursday to start season if you must.

The worst thing about the NFL, by far, is its complete dominance of sports media. It's football season all year, and that sucks.

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