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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

I think it'll be more like right after Arch throws his fifth touchdown Saturday night in romp over Kentucky.

They should have released it 5 minutes after Texas beat OU.  Nobody would have noticed for like 5 days. 

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  • Chad Fuck
    Chad Fuck

    A friend asked for my script.  Here's what I told the lady: I am a graduate of the College of Liberal Arts and the School of Law.  I view this letter as extortion of the University.  It is an unc

  • SuingToGetAMessageBoard?
    SuingToGetAMessageBoard?

    They must have banned grade inflation in every class I took. 

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    wild_turkey

    Your summarization is incomplete and the devil is in the details. Here is the full text of the compact: https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/4059a5dd-f3dc-4cf6-bf1f-9e0d98c2f8d9.pdf?itid=lk_inlin

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9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

UT leadership is trying to figure out how to sell it or spin it, otherwise the rejection notice would have been sent out.

And it’s Friday, so they’ll put the acceptance letter out tonight.

Yep.  Despite the desire to suck up to Trump, this is starting to look like the law firm deal where the optics of capitulation are just bad.

1 hour ago, Stringer said:

From my (very limited) understanding, UT is trying to clarify some language and what is actually feasible.

My best guess is that UT will sign some revised version so that the government can crow about it but nothing actually changes. I hope not but we’ll see.

Again, everyone call that office.

Which office?

Which office?

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I got to bitch about it to a kindly woman for 5 minutes on Wednesday.
20 minutes ago, Stringer said:


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I got to bitch about it to a kindly woman for 5 minutes on Wednesday.

Same.  I let her know that as twice a graduate of our fair University, if they accept extortion, I can no longer support the University or in good conscience present it as a viable option for Chad Jr.  I will spend not one single dime on any merchandise, footballs games, or a fucking keychain with a Longhorn on it going forward.  

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A friend asked for my script.  Here's what I told the lady:

I am a graduate of the College of Liberal Arts and the School of Law.  I view this letter as extortion of the University.  It is an unconscionable restraint on free speech and an free academic environment at the University.  I believe it will lead to the exodus of quality professors, which will lead to a politicized learning environment, which will lead to quality students choosing to study at other universities.  I have a 12 year old who is a Texan and is currently in a gifted and talented academic program and to whom I'm introducing colleges.  I take him to campus, football games, lectures, etc. to promote the University to him.  If the University signs on to this letter, I can no longer in good conscience  promote UT as a valid option for him.  If the University signs onto this letter, I will no longer spend a single dime in support of the University.  Not academic donations, not UT exes, not a key chain with a Longhorn on it.  I have been a donor since I got my first real job after the University.   That ends the second the University submits to extortion.  I will immediately start searching out academic institutions for my son that promote an academic environment free of political coercion.

I gave that post a horns up.

But shit, are we gonna have to come up with another +rep emoji thing?

15 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

In a field of Stella d’or 

Pretty sure my old man saw Stella D'or strip in New Orleans back in '62.  Said she was a stunner.  But dad drank a lot back in those days, so who's to say.

29 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Called just now. She said they are logging all calls and passing them along

And i know where they will end up

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7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

And i know where they will end up

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Maybe. She did sound sympathetic at least. But it’s something 

41 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Called just now. She said they are logging all calls and passing them along

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8 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Maybe. She did sound sympathetic at least. But it’s something 

Oh I am sure she is quite sympathetic, but the decision isn't in her hands. 

Davis, Hartzell, the BOR and Abbott are making the call.  Not whoever answers the phone in the Tower.  She's probably fielding calls all day. 

24 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh I am sure she is quite sympathetic, but the decision isn't in her hands. 

Davis, Hartzell, the BOR and Abbott are making the call.  Not whoever answers the phone in the Tower.  She's probably fielding calls all day. 

You are spot on.  Here's how to contact the Board of Regents:

https://www.utsystem.edu/offices/board-of-regents/board-office

 

I told them I have 2 students on the 40 acres right now.  I admitted the older kid is too close to graduation for me to pull the plug (9 hours), but that I am encouraging my son to transfer, particularly since he wants to change majors and extend my largesse.  

Maybe we cannot prevent these people from making the choice they want to make, but we can contribute to increasing the amount of political capital and social status that their actions will cost them.

17 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

I think Wash U has more money than God so they’re not going to be motivated. 

It's also a progressive/liberal hotbed.  (People wonder how I grew up with my point of view in MO . . . mom & dad are both Wash U grads, with dad getting all 3 degrees there before we moved to a smaller rural school where he taught engineering.)

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, he said "affirmative", so UVa is fucked.

I see multiple uses of the letters D, E, and I in that letter.  UVA must be punished for its woke insolence.

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

That's the most polite "fuck you" I've ever read.

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I see multiple uses of the letters D, E, and I in that letter.  UVA must be punished for its woke insolence.

I would so love to draft a response where I would have D, E, and I in drop cap to open the first three pargraph of the response. 

6 minutes ago, YChang said:

I would so love to draft a response where I would have D, E, and I in drop cap to open the first three pargraph of the response. 

Dear President Trump,

Everyone hates you.

I hate you.

Corrupt presidents are the worst.

Really, the worst.

The day you die will be a national and worldwide holiday, akin to V-E Day. 

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Dear President Trump,

Everyone hates you.

I hate you.

Corrupt presidents are the worst.

Really, the worst.

The day you die will be a national and worldwide holiday, akin to V-E Day. 

If we don't capitalize on this greeting card opportunity, we're missing the boat.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

If we don't capitalize on this greeting card opportunity, we're missing the boat.

I can keep going

 

To President Trump,

All of America hates you

Cuz of your tiny penis

Oh god, why won't you die

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So with UVA, the tally is five against (Brown, Penn, UVA, USC, and MIT) and four with no response yet (Texas, Arizona, Dartmouth, and Vanderbilt).

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Arizona St lol

ASU got a compact invite before DiplomA&Mill did

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I see multiple uses of the letters D, E, and I in that letter.  UVA must be punished for its woke insolence.

We know who is getting punished.

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14 hours ago, Js1 said:

They should have released it 5 minutes after Texas beat OU.  Nobody would have noticed for like 5 days. 

Oh this board would have noticed immediately. I understand why UT can’t just ignore responding either way, and just do what it does. Abbott and Patrick.  But I wish they’d just ignore it altogether. Hartzell made an excellent career move. 

7 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

So with UVA, the tally is five against (Brown, Penn, UVA, USC, and MIT) and four with no response yet (Texas, Arizona, Dartmouth, and Vanderbilt).

All five are located on the coasts.  Hmmmm

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I imagine this will work.  We will have to accept the invite because of political pressure to do so.  They’ll tell us they need signatures or it’s a black eye for Trump.  We will say there is stuff in there that’s not palatable.  We will jointly announce Compact 2.0 that is 98% of this. 

7 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

I imagine this will work.  We will have to accept the invite because of political pressure to do so.  They’ll tell us they need signatures or it’s a black eye for Trump.  We will say there is stuff in there that’s not palatable.  We will jointly announce Compact 2.0 that is 98% of this. 

Waiting is never a viable strategy with this admin, it’s an invitation to more pressure. 

Emailed this morning to say Mrs. tokamak and I will never donate another cent if UT signs. I'm sure they don't give a fuck, but it's all we can do.

Good. Now our school needs to decide if we’re striving to be UVA or Arizona. That’s the choice.

I'm glad that universities were able to witness what bending the knee bought television networks and law firms first. Which is to say absolutely jack shit. It will never be enough. They'll never stop taking.

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Nice little UT mention in the NYTimes today:

“Most of the other schools have not yet signaled how they will respond. The University of Texas is the sole system that reacted enthusiastically.”

Also says that Texas attended a virtual meeting with the White House and Dartmouth (now out), Arizona, Vandy, Arizona State, Washington St Louis (which spams high school kids like crazy to try and get their application numbers up so they look prestigious), and Kansas. 

"The virtual meeting was described as both preliminary and productive by the White House."

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/us/politics/trump-administration-education-agenda.html

Maybe new university president Stephen Miller will hire a good football coach

Watching the football team makes me think it already has bent the knee.

 

I mean bent over.

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12 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

I hear that crime is out of control in Hanover, New Hampshire.  

 

17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I hear that crime is out of control in Hanover, New Hampshire.  

 

We’re looking at moving their World Cup games actually

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