October 4Oct 4 Sanchez charged with 3 misdemeanors. Battery, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle and public intoxication
October 4Oct 4 So likeliest story now is that Sanchez was drunk, saw a delivery driver in a spot he didn't want him to be, delivery driver didn't give a fuck that Mark Sanchez thinks he's important and let him know about it, then Sanchez reaches in to start trying to attack and/or remove the driver (possibly even entering the vehicle completely) and got stabbed for being a dumbass.
October 5Oct 5 2 hours ago, Iceman said: Sanchez is from Long Beach, not Tegucigalpa... username checks out
October 5Oct 5 21 minutes ago, Huckleberry said: So likeliest story now is that Sanchez was drunk, saw a delivery driver in a spot he didn't want him to be, delivery driver didn't give a fuck that Mark Sanchez thinks he's important and let him know about it, then Sanchez reaches in to start trying to attack and/or remove the driver (possibly even entering the vehicle completely) and got stabbed for being a dumbass. driver pepper sprayed him first then the knife !
October 5Oct 5 26 minutes ago, The Dude said: Sanchez charged with 3 misdemeanors. Battery, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle and public intoxication he won't have to worry about being employed the rest of the year
October 5Oct 5 Sounds like homey went to the bar, acted like an amateur, flexed on some townies, and got the end result. Don’t start, won’t be…
October 5Oct 5 Would've been much cooler if he got road rash riding around with the mistress. 2/10 do better
October 5Oct 5 FAFO Mark... I was watching him earlier this week thinking dude has as pretty good life now on the commentating circuit, considering how his NFL career ended. He seemed to have his shit together, very strange headline to see today.
October 5Oct 5 Did he get blasted and try to steal a food delivery guy's car? Because that is kind of what it sounds like.
October 5Oct 5 1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said: he won't have to worry about being employed the rest of the year At least his wife has that sweet Chad Powers money coming in.
October 5Oct 5 1 minute ago, David Dennison said: At least his wife has that sweet Chad Powers money coming in. just checked, he made $74mil in the nfl lol
October 5Oct 5 Sanchez is married to Perry Mattfeld (yeah, she’s easy on the eyes) and has dated Eva Longoria, Kate Upton, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler. I guess being fit, rich, famous, and somewhat articulate has benefits. That said, what a moron. I sure would not mind being an Eskimo brother, though.
October 5Oct 5 16 minutes ago, DreadHead said: Wait.. I'm reading the delivery driver he assaulted was 69 years old... WTF Mark? Yeah, and who won that fight again?
October 5Oct 5 What a vile POS for a multimillionaire to fuck with delivery drivers. He's lucky he didn't get shot like that other punk instead of merely stabbed. Edited October 5Oct 5 by Vermin
October 5Oct 5 8 minutes ago, Topper13 said: Who the hell is Butt Fumble? https://youtu.be/82RIfy-gRa4?si=F3-hTaJFovE9BdW3 Youtube would not let me imbed. Sanchez himself is Mr. Butt Fumble. Edited October 5Oct 5 by boilerhorn
October 5Oct 5 36 minutes ago, TOR said: Did he get blasted and try to steal a food delivery guy's car? Because that is kind of what it sounds like. Let he who hasn't gotten hammered in Indianapolis and tried to steal a car cast the first stone.
October 5Oct 5 3 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said: Let he who hasn't gotten hammered in Indianapolis and tried to steal a car cast the first stone. Who is Surly to judge?
October 5Oct 5 https://fox59.com/news/indycrime/former-nfl-qb-mark-sanchez-involved-in-stabbing-in-downtown-indy/amp/ Here’s my favorite part: “Per the source, the other person involved in the incident was a grease disposal truck operator that works with local restaurants. That driver and Sanchez got into the altercation, according to the source, when Sanchez told the driver he was upset that the grease disposal truck was blocking a nearby alley. The source also indicated that Sanchez was acting erratically and had started doing wind sprints in the alley before the stabbing occurred.”
October 5Oct 5 1 hour ago, DreadHead said: FAFO Mark... I was watching him earlier this week thinking dude has as pretty good life now on the commentating circuit, considering how his NFL career ended. He seemed to have his shit together, very strange headline to see today. He was quite the regular on Dan Patrick and Colin Cowherd. Seemed more humble. Pretty sure he was a party boy shithead in his playing days
October 5Oct 5 9 minutes ago, MrBig said: The source also indicated that Sanchez was acting erratically and had started doing wind sprints in the alley before the stabbing occurred.” So ctj was in Sanchez’s posse.
October 5Oct 5 Running wind sprints in an alley and a grease disposal truck operator blocks the alley? Was there a speedometer nearby and the truck was preventing butt fumble from achieving usainbolt velocity powered by tequila?
October 5Oct 5 8 hours ago, ButtFumble said: should have stabbed him in the butt butt muscles take forever to heal and every time you sit down it is painful as hell....I learned that trick when one laborer stabbed another in the butt a few times at Cornelius Nursery on Voss for stealing his pruning shears Damn, I worked there a few summers in high school. Worked with Peter Gardere's brother. Made pretty good tips, and I liked lifting stuff for the women. I also know a woman who adopted cats from there: Nice woman. Nice cats.
October 5Oct 5 2 minutes ago, William Bludworth said: Wow. I hooe he has a good recovery. People are so fucked up.
October 5Oct 5 43 minutes ago, tokamak said: Man how shitfaced do you have to be to get pepper sprayed and keep coming? Drink enough booze and you can fap through anything
October 5Oct 5 2 hours ago, MrBig said: https://fox59.com/news/indycrime/former-nfl-qb-mark-sanchez-involved-in-stabbing-in-downtown-indy/amp/ Here’s my favorite part: “Per the source, the other person involved in the incident was a grease disposal truck operator that works with local restaurants. That driver and Sanchez got into the altercation, according to the source, when Sanchez told the driver he was upset that the grease disposal truck was blocking a nearby alley. The source also indicated that Sanchez was acting erratically and had started doing wind sprints in the alley before the stabbing occurred.”
October 5Oct 5 26 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said: Drink enough booze and you can fap through anything
October 5Oct 5 1 hour ago, William Bludworth said: Wow. I hooe he has a good recovery. People are so fucked up. Go home, Billy. You're drunk.
October 5Oct 5 I told my friend I was watching games with as soon as I heard it. I’m going to guess he was out late doing something he shouldn’t have been. Wind sprints in a ally drunk at 1 am before trying to assault a grease truck driver definitely fits that bill… Edited October 5Oct 5 by Hook1997
October 5Oct 5 1 hour ago, MrBig said: So is Mark Sanchez still considered part of the Sark “QB Whisperer” lineup? He damn sure isn't on Mike Tyson's squad.
October 5Oct 5 2 hours ago, William Bludworth said: Wow. I hooe he has a good recovery. People are so fucked up. 1 hour ago, TOR said: Go home, Billy. You're drunk. and try not to get stabbed or steal any cars grease trucks on the way.
October 5Oct 5 11 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said: He stabbed himself after watching Texas football and he couldn’t take the ineptitude anymore A man of honor.
October 5Oct 5 If you have ever smelled a grease truck, you would wind sprint your ass out of there. You gotta be out of your mind drunk just to hang around there. Sanchez may just have some demons he needs to excise. Jail will give him some time to do that.
October 5Oct 5 10 hours ago, Ignatius said: Sounds like homey went to the bar, acted like an amateur, flexed on some townies, and got the end result. Don’t start, won’t be… Yeah, you want no part of this motley crew… Spoiler
October 5Oct 5 7 hours ago, tokamak said: Man how shitfaced do you have to be to voluntarily run wind sprints? FIFY.
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