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Just now, Planet Houston said:

Probably the frijoles

 

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Sanchez charged with 3 misdemeanors. Battery, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle and public intoxication

So likeliest story now is that Sanchez was drunk, saw a delivery driver in a spot he didn't want him to be, delivery driver didn't give a fuck that Mark Sanchez thinks he's important and let him know about it, then Sanchez reaches in to start trying to attack and/or remove the driver (possibly even entering the vehicle completely) and got stabbed for being a dumbass.

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1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

username checks out

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21 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

So likeliest story now is that Sanchez was drunk, saw a delivery driver in a spot he didn't want him to be, delivery driver didn't give a fuck that Mark Sanchez thinks he's important and let him know about it, then Sanchez reaches in to start trying to attack and/or remove the driver (possibly even entering the vehicle completely) and got stabbed for being a dumbass.

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driver pepper sprayed him first 

then the knife !

26 minutes ago, The Dude said:

Sanchez charged with 3 misdemeanors. Battery, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle and public intoxication

 

he won't have to worry about being employed the rest of the year 

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Sounds like homey went to the bar, acted like an amateur, flexed on some townies, and got the end result.

Don’t start, won’t be…

Would've been much cooler if he got road rash riding around with the mistress. 2/10 do better

FAFO Mark... I was watching him earlier this week thinking dude has as pretty good life now on the commentating circuit, considering how his NFL career ended. He seemed to have his shit together, very strange headline to see today. 

Did he get blasted and try to steal a food delivery guy's car?  Because that is kind of what it sounds like.  

Wait.. I'm reading the delivery driver he assaulted was 69 years old... WTF Mark?

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

he won't have to worry about being employed the rest of the year 

At least his wife has that sweet Chad Powers money coming in.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

At least his wife has that sweet Chad Powers money coming in.

 

just checked, he made $74mil in the nfl lol

Sanchez is married to Perry Mattfeld (yeah, she’s easy on the eyes) and has dated Eva Longoria, Kate Upton, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler.  I guess being fit, rich, famous, and somewhat articulate has benefits.

That said, what a moron.  I sure would not mind being an Eskimo brother, though.

16 minutes ago, DreadHead said:

Wait.. I'm reading the delivery driver he assaulted was 69 years old... WTF Mark?

Yeah, and who won that fight again?

What a vile POS for a multimillionaire to fuck with delivery drivers. He's lucky he didn't get shot like that other punk instead of merely stabbed.

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36 minutes ago, TOR said:

Did he get blasted and try to steal a food delivery guy's car?  Because that is kind of what it sounds like.  

 

Let he who hasn't gotten hammered in Indianapolis and tried to steal a car cast the first stone. 

 

3 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Let he who hasn't gotten hammered in Indianapolis and tried to steal a car cast the first stone. 

 

Who is Surly to judge?

https://fox59.com/news/indycrime/former-nfl-qb-mark-sanchez-involved-in-stabbing-in-downtown-indy/amp/

Here’s my favorite part:

“Per the source, the other person involved in the incident was a grease disposal truck operator that works with local restaurants. That driver and Sanchez got into the altercation, according to the source, when Sanchez told the driver he was upset that the grease disposal truck was blocking a nearby alley.

The source also indicated that Sanchez was acting erratically and had started doing wind sprints in the alley before the stabbing occurred.”

1 hour ago, DreadHead said:

FAFO Mark... I was watching him earlier this week thinking dude has as pretty good life now on the commentating circuit, considering how his NFL career ended. He seemed to have his shit together, very strange headline to see today. 

He was quite the regular on Dan Patrick and Colin Cowherd. Seemed more humble.   Pretty sure he was a party boy shithead in his playing days

9 minutes ago, MrBig said:

The source also indicated that Sanchez was acting erratically and had started doing wind sprints in the alley before the stabbing occurred.”

So ctj was in Sanchez’s posse. 

Running wind sprints in an alley and a grease disposal truck operator blocks the alley? Was there a speedometer nearby and the truck was preventing butt fumble from achieving usainbolt velocity powered by tequila?

 

 

 

So is Mark Sanchez still considered part of the Sark “QB Whisperer” lineup?

8 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

should have stabbed him in the butt 

butt muscles take forever to heal and every time you sit down it is painful as hell....I learned that trick when one laborer stabbed another in the butt a few times at Cornelius Nursery on Voss for stealing his pruning shears 

Damn, I worked there a few summers in high school. Worked with Peter Gardere's brother. Made pretty good tips, and I liked lifting stuff for the women. I also know a woman who adopted cats from there: Nice woman. Nice cats. 

Man how shitfaced do you have to be to get pepper sprayed and keep coming?

2 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Wow. I hooe he has a good recovery. People are so fucked up. 

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43 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Man how shitfaced do you have to be to get pepper sprayed and keep coming?

Drink enough booze and you can fap through anything

2 hours ago, MrBig said:

https://fox59.com/news/indycrime/former-nfl-qb-mark-sanchez-involved-in-stabbing-in-downtown-indy/amp/

Here’s my favorite part:

“Per the source, the other person involved in the incident was a grease disposal truck operator that works with local restaurants. That driver and Sanchez got into the altercation, according to the source, when Sanchez told the driver he was upset that the grease disposal truck was blocking a nearby alley.

The source also indicated that Sanchez was acting erratically and had started doing wind sprints in the alley before the stabbing occurred.”

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1 hour ago, William Bludworth said:

Wow. I hooe he has a good recovery. People are so fucked up. 

Go home, Billy.  You're drunk.

I told my friend I was watching games with as soon as I heard it. I’m going to guess he was out late doing something he shouldn’t have been. Wind sprints in a ally drunk at 1 am before trying to assault a grease truck driver definitely fits that bill… 

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1 hour ago, MrBig said:

So is Mark Sanchez still considered part of the Sark “QB Whisperer” lineup?

He damn sure isn't on Mike Tyson's squad.

2 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

Wow. I hooe he has a good recovery. People are so fucked up. 

 

1 hour ago, TOR said:

Go home, Billy.  You're drunk.

 

and try not to get stabbed or steal any cars grease trucks on the way. 

 

11 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

He stabbed himself

after watching Texas football and he couldn’t take the ineptitude anymore

A man of honor. 

If you have ever smelled a grease truck, you would wind sprint your ass out of there. You gotta be out of your mind drunk just to hang around there. Sanchez may just have some demons he needs to excise. Jail will give him some time to do that. 

10 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Sounds like homey went to the bar, acted like an amateur, flexed on some townies, and got the end result.

Don’t start, won’t be…

Yeah, you want no part of this motley crew… 

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