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5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Responding to commentator stating Texas was a top 10 team.  But thanks for the reminder.

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    Motherfuck I just got in from the game and I’m fucking pissed. Dropped a shit ton of cash to go to the worst fucking performance I’ve seen from a Texas team since Charlie fucking strong was stealing m

  • Caldwell completing one pass was the worst thing that could happen to this board lol.

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2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Volleyball is a well-deserved #2 and a lot of fun to watch.

🤘Yep. Love watching the girls play. They were there last night too.

They left (rightly) early.

1 minute ago, Minute Bull said:

Think your mom might be interested in playing OL?

Fixed it for you. 

4 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I’m at the game.

We look slow.

Was the team smoking weed at the tailgate?

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

A 10-2 Texas team makes the playoffs.

Ya in your dreams 

Just now, Stunns38 said:


This has been a trend after bye weeks. I’m pissed off at not being prepared and showing no energy.

This is becoming a “Sark” issue. And it’s a disturbing trend. I want us to play like we have a fucking chip or something. We play like we have 8 quarters and can still get into the playoffs with 4 losses. Ughhh. 

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

A 10-2 Texas team makes the playoffs.

10-2 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Went strait through 2 Gators hands WTF are these play calls

Just now, nineliveslost said:

why not run a ply before the end of the first quarter? we aren't ahead by 10 . dumb 

Probably because we are one of the worst 3rd down teams and Sark needs the tv time out to figure out if he can get this team to get two yards or we’re going to 3 and out and spiral. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Pavia said to Herbie this morning that Herbie will find out what Vandy is made of in January. I fucking believe him. That’s an identity. What is ours? 🤘🏼

Pavia is also 32 and works as a mechanic 

At this point every team we play is gonna beat this teams ass.  If our offense continues to look like fucked asshole.    No creativity. No quick plays just basic big 10 1983 bullshit 

Yeah, every SEC team(even arky and UK) have hefty trenches. We may have to use gadget shit more.
Pavia said to Herbie this morning that Herbie will find out what Vandy is made of in January. I fucking believe him. That’s an identity. What is ours? [emoji1598]

I don’t speak to cunts, so he may have said that to me but I didn’t hear it. Fuck him and fuck Vandy.

We’re 5 games in. This is arch. Nothing will change this season if anyone is hoping he gets it going. He won’t. He still is throwing bullets 4 yards away, still misses wide open guys, still is throwing in clearly covered up receivers. These next 7 games are gonna be rough. 

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

A 10-2 Texas team makes the playoffs.

This fucking team isn’t beating UGa. OU aggy or Vandy lol 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Pavia said to Herbie this morning that Herbie will find out what Vandy is made of in January. I fucking believe him. That’s an identity. What is ours? 🤘🏼

Our identity looks suspiciously like a roll of Charmin toilet paper

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

These four-yard passes are bullshit. Sooner or later one will be tipped and/or intercepted. play calling looks sub-par

 

It's almost like the play caller doesn't trust his QB.

Has there been a running play this year that looked like it might gain more than a few yards?

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Sark is responsible for all of it. If the defense is bad, it’s on him. If the offense is bad, it’s on him. If the special teams are bad, it’s on him. 

Dude the defense has been excellent last year and kept us in the OSU game. All we have currently is a defense. 

5 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Hes been gone for awhile. 

Meant Collins.

"3rd and short.  What would you like to do here to extend this drive?"

 

Sark:  I'd like to convert this.

 

 

Riveting.

Catching gator on the road after a bye is unfortunate.  Florida playing better offense today.

Wonder what Sark's record is off a bye week  🤔

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Pavia said to Herbie this morning that Herbie will find out what Vandy is made of in January. I fucking believe him. That’s an identity. What is ours? 🤘🏼

Well, he's backing it up.  He just ripped 'em for about 25 yard run.

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

We’re 5 games in. This is arch. Nothing will change this season if anyone is hoping he gets it going. He won’t. He still is throwing bullets 4 yards away, still misses wide open guys, still is throwing in clearly covered up receivers. These next 7 games are gonna be rough. 

We know Sark is going to roll with him 100% tho

on the bright side for this game DJ Glassway is already gimping 

This pass blocking is fucking ass. Jesus man.

Arch does NOT need to be the leading rusher.

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Main issue is HC for me right now. Sark cannot do all things. It’s been proven to me. Great OC and Recruiter. Cannot be OC and HC.

 

How can you start slow and sloggish after a bye week? Sark. 
 

go Horns! 🤘🏼🤘🏼

I’ve got Sark Squat™️ running

2 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Probably because we are one of the worst 3rd down teams and Sark needs the tv time out to figure out if he can get this team to get two yards or we’re going to 3 and out and spiral. 

We're pretty bad on 1st and 2nd too.

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