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Gonna get boatraced by this FU offense

If they score and we manage the same before half, I don’t hate a 3 point game getting the ball back given how shitty we’ve been.
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  • Ghost of Shag
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    Motherfuck I just got in from the game and I’m fucking pissed. Dropped a shit ton of cash to go to the worst fucking performance I’ve seen from a Texas team since Charlie fucking strong was stealing m

  • Caldwell completing one pass was the worst thing that could happen to this board lol.

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Sark saving Billy's job.  Demoralizing.

Just now, TexasExe14 said:

Why is Kade Phillips playing so much. Has he always, I may be misremembering.

 

Just now, Stunns38 said:

Forgot Manny is out

 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I miss Sweat and Broughton. 

Collins too

gata run game killin' us so far...   2nd & 10, 12yd rush for 1st down

It’s crazy Lagway is gimpy and our all-world pass rush we heard so much about can’t even get a hand on him. Hes not even rush. . 

They are absolutely better than us across the board.  Better WRs. Better RBs. Better o line. Better defense.  Qb is likely a toss up. Coaching staff a toss up 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Relax, everyone. We're really good at second half adjustments.

The 3rd Quarter is our strength.

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Hey Collin  Simmons.  Feel free to show up sometime.

We've done a great job of ruining him and Ant Hill

1 minute ago, TexasExe14 said:

Why is Kade Phillips playing so much. Has he always, I may be misremembering.

No you would see that hair

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Relax, everyone. We're really good at second half adjustments.

You son of a bitch. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Relax, everyone. We're really good at second half adjustments.

I hate you sometimes.

I think Sark accidentally struck gold with his original staff. He has no clue wtf to do now that his original staff has started leaving. We look lost at so many positions. Don't know how this gets better. 

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Agree, everyone just seems constantly confused.

They are throwing to where Malik would be….who is out….they aren’t dumb.

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

This.

Sark has failed this program, the donors, the fans thus far this season. 

I hope we're not seeing a mini accelerated Mack run here

8 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Likely just ended the season of one of our best receivers Zeus. 

That’s football. 
 

Dude people dive at the knees of the ball carrier every fucking down. 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

They are absolutely better than us across the board.  Better WRs. Better RBs. Better o line. Better defense.  Qb is likely a toss up. Coaching staff a toss up 

right, because that can be so clearly and objectively determined after a quarter of football in a 10-7 game.

Don't worry - Arch looks fantastic in his Warby Parker glasses 🤓

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

need to hold them to a missed field goal 

At this point, i'll settle for anything but a TD

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

need to hold them to a missed field goal 

lol Smack is solid tho

good thing our hc is an offensive guru so we dont have the 103rd 3rd down offense...

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

I need Burke to get a sack and fire this defense up. What is going on? Am I taking crazy pills 

Defensive line is getting worked. By a mediocre offensive line and an offense that was 1 for 27 on 3rd and long coming into the game. 

Our defense didnt show up for a fight. They showed up expecting a 1-3 shit team that lost to South Florida and couldn't move the ball on anyone. Florida came in looking for a fight. If we want this game the defensive line has to flex muscle and start shedding blocks and closing gaps. 

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