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1 minute ago, BurgleBro said:

Sark hates using timeouts lolol

He saw what you guys said about the end of the Clemson/ NC game. 

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1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

People seem to be ignoring that.

We’ve seen him missing too many.  You guys are giving him every excuse in the book for not been able to complete passes to wide open players. 
 

other QBs do. Even when they’re under pressure and getting hit. At least more than he is. 

No one’s going to be easy but Kentucky and Arkansas seem to be the only games we have a decent shot winning 

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1 minute ago, Minute Bull said:

When that motherfucker jumped he should have been fucking blasted into oblivion, instead we give him a little patty-cake push

No need to get an unnecessary roughness, the play was over. 

Just now, Zeus said:

Agreed Arch sucks

It was a bad ball bro. No need for the extreme

Too bad my dog was cremated, in years past I would burn off some steam at the Longhorns playing like shit by taking her on a walk to the seawall, dammit Lianna. 

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We do not look better than Vanderbilt

Fuck, we don’t look better than GLORIA Vanderbilt.
11 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Every time they call a timeout, they come out and score a touchdown. 

Maybe we should call a time out and try that.

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Fuck the yankees

What time are the Astros and Rangers playing?

Ok, still enough time to score before the half
Or go 3 and out and allow Florida to score again...
1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

We do not look better than Vanderbilt

Could be worse, could be pedo state

i wonder if sark is still in his scriped plays for the first half

 

Just now, FOXHOUND said:

Too bad my dog was cremated, in years past I would burn off some steam at the Longhorns playing like shit by taking her on a walk to the seawall, dammit Lianna. 

I was worried where this was going. 

Special teams - not to be any different from o and d - give up the rare safety - it's a total losing performance in the first half by the Horns

1 minute ago, Drew said:

No he’s missed so many of those it’s on him. Yes the pocket was fucked but he had a chance to throw, no one in his face. 

You're blind. And we're talking about a specific throw. Ludicrous to say other plays have any bearing at all on that particular one. But if it makes you feel better to rag on Manning, have at it. There are legitimite plays where he didn't get it done to go about that.

Just now, FOXHOUND said:

Too bad my dog was cremated, in years past I would burn off some steam at the Longhorns playing like shit by taking her on a walk to the seawall, dammit Lianna. 

I just planted 2 new trees 

Just now, Gidnik said:

i wonder if sark is still in his scriped plays for the first half

 

Haven't even got to the 2nd index card yet.

Just now, Gidnik said:

i wonder if sark is still in his scriped plays for the first half

 

We had back to back TDs that Arch missed. 

Just now, Drew said:

We’ve seen him missing too many.  You guys are giving him every excuse in the book for not been able to complete passes to wide open players. 
 

other QBs do. Even when they’re under pressure and getting hit. At least more than he is. 

I’m just talking about his last throw.  Flordia #34 was right in his face when he threw.  

Just now, David Dennison said:

He's bad. As in not good. There's a large enough data set now to see it.

You’ve been pretty consistent w/ that take.  I’m still leaving the door open that he can improve, but he looks like absolute dog shit right now, and as Harry Callahan once said, “A lot of things can happen to dog shit so be careful when the dog shits ya”……

Simmons says fuck this. If I have to put this team on my back, so be it. 

He showed out that drive. Stop dropping him in coverage. What did he do to his elbow?

What’s crazy is Florida fans might be more upset than Texas fans. 
 

We were supposed to deliver the finally blow and we can’t even do that 😂😂😂

Just now, Zeus said:

Could be worse, could be pedo state

Little Yerry calling himself a game!

We need to just get this to half. Good fucking God. 

Sark's blank expressions on the sideline brings back bad memories of Charlie Strong's sideline expressions of bewilderment.

Blocking guys into the returner doesn’t cause a flag?  Fuck this. 

and  we somehow have THREE fucking guys back there for the punt return causing nibbles to not catch the punt

Just run the clock out.  We aren’t gonna get a first down here 

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

our D can only do so much.

Our D has gotten their ass whipped all game. They are lucky it's only 19*.

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Special teams is inexcusable at this point, hire somebody that knows how to do their job

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